Ship-mounted Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VampCraft: Ukrainian Navy vs Kh-59

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6322
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian navy brings down missiles with vampire sams!!! yes u heard right, we have ships with vampire sams that can take down kh-59 missiles like its no biggie. u wont find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles and insane weaponry. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. dont miss out on the fun, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

VibezzMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Custom Items Custom Mobs Custom World Age-Gated Community Friendly Adventure PvP Minigames Economy Roleplay Creative Factions Skyblock Hardcore Pixelmon Skywars Prison Whitelisted

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Emeralds Found:	4971
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Adult Age-Gated Minecraft Server! Entrance is mandatory age gate! Friendly community + Survival + Custom Items Custom Mobs + Custom World + No Planned Resets

play.vibezzmc.com

Enderbyte09s Server

Chill, collaborative development, Community, Enderbyte09s, family friendly, Minecraft, Parkour, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

A fun, chill, family friendly, near-vanilla survival server. We have a small, kind community. This server prizes collaborative development. We also have a small selection of parkour.

enderbyteprograms.net

Mitch McConnell Not Doing So Well Minecraft Server

concerns, CONSERVATIVE, current events, Government, health issues, Health Update, Illness, kentucky, leadership, mcconnell, Minecraft, mitch, Mitch McConnell, News, not doing well, Politics, public figure, Recovery, REPUBLICAN, sad, Senate Majority Leader, Server, update, US Senate

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted? That’s right, haunted by the ghost of Steve’s failed creeper farm. Legend has it that if you build a new creeper farm in the same spot, Steve’s ghost will come back to haunt you with explosions galore!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Country Trader Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, Country, FAGGOT, fled, iran, lmao, Minecraft, Role Model, russia, smp, sold his country, trader..

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the owner once sold his country to Russia and Iran just for funsies. He then fled like a faggot, but hey, who hasn’t done that at least once in their Minecraft career? Plus, he’s a role model for all the /pol/tards out there, so you know this server is gonna be a wild ride. Come join us for some crazy shenanigans and questionable decision-making!

AutoEconomy

buy and sell, christmas, Community, early access, Economy, enemies, Events, Factions, Friends, gameplay, Goods, java edition, Land claiming, multiplayer, proximity voice chat, PvP, server hosting, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Runes Activated:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

A vanilla+ economy survival server. You can use proximity vc, claim plots of land, buy and sell goods, make friends, kill enemies. Going into early access THIS CHRISTMAS.

Edition: Java Version: 1.20.1

51.79.46.224

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

agdg, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, Crafty, Creators, Demo Days, gamedev experience, helpful links, Minecraft, obsproject, Server, steam games, VG, webm, webmcam, WebMConverter

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the city was guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who loved to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Rumor has it, if you defeat the dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the gamedev experience of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, Android, appstore, gameplay video, general, Gorbad, Hotfix 5.3.1, Ios, LEGIO COMITATENSES, Minecraft, News, Older Titles, Omens of Destruction Trailer, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, TOTAL, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	49
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, look no further because our server is like a cross between Herobrine’s haunted mansion and a village full of derpy villagers!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. We’ve got alliances forming faster than you can say “diamond sword”, and betrayals that will make you question your trust in your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to watch the chaos unfold.

So come on down to our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get…blocky.

Pluto

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Network, OITC, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Void Gems Collected:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Magic Items Found:	1221

PlutoFR (Or Pluto Network) is a multi gamemode based server, it includes: Skywars, 1v1, OITC, KitPVP, FFA and more (More releasing soon – Planned: Bedwars and Factions)

(or, you can join us through our direct ip -> 213.170.135.187)

mc.pluto.city

BlockyBoys Minecraft Server

#2470, 79712253, BlockyBoys, career choices, computer edition, employment, fbf, job market, Job Opportunities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job types, Jobs, Minecraft, neet lifestyle, neets, Nonnys, r9gay, Server, threadly question, working at the computer

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest work-from-home dreams! Are you tired of real life responsibilities and just want to chill at the computer all day? Well, this server is perfect for you!

Join us and become a virtual NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) where you can chat with other nonnys about their made-up jobs and speculate about what job FBF (Fancy Businessman Frog) would have. Maybe he’s a professional fly catcher or a lily pad designer, who knows?

So why wait? Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you pretend to work at the computer while actually just playing Minecraft all day. It’s the ultimate escape from reality!

Crafty Linux SMP

1337 h4x0r, ASCII text, AV work, Avidemux, black terminal, compile, CPU usage, Crafty, FOSS alternatives, graphics tasks, iMovie, integrated graphics, linux, lmms, MIDI sequencing, netbook, nvidia gpu, professional software, programming, Retina Macbook Pro, run programs, smp, ssh, text file input, Video editing, video editing software

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of crippling your computer with Linux and feeling like you’re stuck in the 1970s? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to watching videos with your CPU shooting up to 100% – unless you’re watching our hilarious in-game machinima, of course. And forget about struggling to edit videos or make music, because on our server, you can do it all with ease using our custom plugins and mods.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can unleash your inner h4x0r and show off your programming skills without being limited to entering ASCII text into a text file. We’ve got all the tools and resources you need to take your coding game to the next level.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave Linux in the dust where it belongs. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a die-hard terminal cuckbox enthusiast, in which case, maybe stick to Linux.