🔥SHINY LITTLE YAKUB Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Baby Block Builders: Labor & Delivery Edition

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mines Excavated:	3303	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!

Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!

Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4490
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5130
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magic Items Found:	7650
Players Killed by Monsters:	925	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	1458
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Farms Harvested:	657	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Blockheads R Us

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	72
Players Killed by Monsters:	4572	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Ores Mined:	2794	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

LOLcraft: Smiles for Miles

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on caffeine. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

And don’t even get us started on our community events. Last week, we had a massive potato war that left the entire server covered in mashed potatoes. It was glorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Pixelated Pervs and Prodigies: The AI-Generated Minecraft Madness

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to oppais your loli edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a block merging feature that will blow your mind! Merge blocks like never before and create the ultimate structures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Star Shards Collected:	135	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	671712
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

Yubicraft: Where Villagers Trade and Creepers Explode – Join /vt/ for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Want to see the world in a whole new way? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ and explore the server like never before. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft!

Don’t know how to install or play? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW. You’ll be building and mining in no time!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got Tako Gacha Banner 3 happening right now, with Tako Gacha Banner 4 coming soon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at our website https://yubicraft.github.io/ and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. See you there, fellow blockheads!

Blocktlevania: Where Creepers are the Real Vampires

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft server over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for a wild ride where the blocks are made of pure gold, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can party with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!