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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 588 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!