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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3312 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.
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So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.