Shines MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NxylonCraft: Where the darkness shines!

Shines, innovation, Technology, light absorption, UBC discovery

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Imagine a world where everything is super black, like, darker than your ex’s soul. UBC researchers created this new material called Nxylon, and we snagged it for our server.

Join us and experience the ultimate darkness, where you can hide from all the creepers and zombies like a ninja. Plus, rumor has it that if you mine enough Nxylon, you can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft boss.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the darkest, most epic Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they love stealing our precious Nxylon!

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ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

RETIREMENT PLANS, unfairness, wealth, tfw, hard work

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

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PortugalCraft: Where the Sun Always Shines and the Creepers Dance Samba

Unique, discovery, Shines, vibrant, culture

Welcome to the Brazil of Europe, where the sun is always shining, the beaches are always packed, and the mobs are always ready to party! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with samba dancing creepers, bikini-clad zombies, and a jungle full of parrot pets that poop rainbows!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground cave system that leads to a hidden treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of rare items just waiting to be discovered by brave explorers.

And if you’re feeling hungry, our server is home to the world-famous Churrascaria de Minecraft, where you can feast on endless skewers of grilled pork, beef, and chicken while watching fireworks light up the night sky.

So come join us on the Brazil of Europe server for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras – they may look cute, but they’ll steal your diamonds in a heartbeat!

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MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙

fanarts, Karaoke, Sings and Songs, I GOT DEJA VU, music playlist

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us for a chance to mine with Moonahoshinova herself! That’s right, the virtual idol is waiting for you to dig up some diamonds together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will give you deja vu. You’ll feel like you’ve been here before, but trust us, it’s just the sheer awesomeness of our server blowing your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can loop orbiture EP while building your epic creations. It’s the perfect soundtrack for your Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the chance to karaoke with Moonahoshinova and explore the 3D archives of insanity. See you in the game!

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StepBroSquad vs. ParentalUnits

Honesty, Conflict, Support, parents, love

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for the craziest adventures and drama-filled plots that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, we have secret family revelations that will make your head spin! Just like finding out you were adopted by a stepparent and not actually siblings with your stepbrother. Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of drama in Minecraft?

Join us for therapy sessions where you can work through your family issues just like our players do. Will you choose to stick with your Minecraft family or will you follow in your stepbrother’s footsteps and move out to find your true family? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs a happy normal family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft family instead? Let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Join us today and let the chaos begin!

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NoseyCraft Minecraft Server

moral, pinocchio, NoseyCraft, Deception, Character

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd is just another Tuesday! Picture this: Pinocchio logging on to our server and declaring, “My nose will grow now.” Suddenly, the laws of physics and logic are thrown out the window as his nose starts growing at an exponential rate, spiraling out of control and knocking over trees, buildings, and unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a Nose Growth Control Squad (NGCS) to handle such emergencies.

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own nose-themed castle, ride on flying pigs, and participate in epic nose-growing competitions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to eternal nose growth and become the ruler of the server! So come on in and let your imagination run wild (and your nose too, if you dare).

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BlockyBootyCraft

DISRESPECTFUL, sexual content, adult entertainment, pornography, lack of consent

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old blocky landscapes and want to explore a world where anything is possible.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you rolling around the server as a giant wedge of cheddar!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

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MirageCraft: French Flyer Frenzy

Ukraine, Training, Frenzy, SECURITY, jets

so, liek, u kno how ukraine is all liek “we need sum jets to fly around in and look cool”? well, france is all liek “yo, we got u fam, we gonna hook u up with sum mirage-2000 jets and even train ur pilots to fly dem like pros”.

imagine ukraine pilots zooming around in these sick jets, doin flips and loops in the sky, all thanks to france being the real mvp.

so, if u wanna be part of this epic alliance and show off ur sick flying skills, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got jets, we got pilots, we got it all. come fly with us and be a part of history in the making.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that has jets in minecraft? it’s like the coolest thing ever. so come join us and let’s soar to new heights together.

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RoseCraft: ThornCounters

thorns, ThornCounters, positivity, beauty, Negativity

join our epic minecraft server where the roses smell like bacon and the thorns are made of chocolate! 🌹🥓🍫

we have a secret underground city where llamas ride pigs and chickens wear sunglasses. 🕶️🐔

our players have the power to shoot rainbows out of their fingertips and ride unicorns into battle. 🌈🦄

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and a diamond sword that sings show tunes. 🐉💎🎶

so what are you waiting for? come join the wackiest, wildest, most wonderful minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌🎮

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Pixelated Synapse Server

data storage, brain strength, Server, research method, movies

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where your brain will EXPLODE with all the data we have stored in it! 🧠🤯 We got more movies than you can shake a pickaxe at, all in HD format! 🎥🔥

Our researchers have been working hard to assess the strength of synapses in our players’ brains, just like they did with those rats. And let me tell ya, our players’ synapses are STRONG, baby! 💪🐀

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs a petabyte of data when you can have a whole MINECRAFT SERVER worth of information stored in your brain?! 🤣🎮 #BrainBlast #RatSynapseStrong

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