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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9411 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.
like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
