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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 164 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 429 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 3364 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cruise mission with Kasumi and Roma in swimsuits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have Wichita going META and Shimakaze hiding in the archives. And don’t even get us started on Golden Hind’s ASMR sessions – they’re a real treat!
But that’s not all – we have Prinz Rupprecht playing catchup and Bremerton sharing her secretary story. Plus, u-96 and Long Island have some crazy augs that you won’t want to miss.
Join us for our upcoming 6th anniversary celebration, where things are going to get even more insane. And remember, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it when the game updates – and we don’t want that!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a discord when you have all this chaos to enjoy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
