SHIKAMARU and ASUMA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3465
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6558	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	9551
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Holy Grails Found:	4

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3491	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	111	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	5544
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Potions Brewed:	87
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8873
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	3627	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!