if you join now, you can become part of our elite team of ninja warriors who battle evil zombies and giant spiders with nothing but a stick and a piece of string! we also have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!
plus, our server is endorsed by none other than Hassan Nasrallah himself! he said it’s the best minecraft server he’s ever played on and he’s totally not dead, he’s just chilling in our virtual reality world, building skyscrapers out of marshmallows!
so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they’re plottin’ to take over the server and turn it into a disco party 24/7.
and guess what? ukraine just called us up and said they need our help to take down russia in minecraft. they want us to lift all restrictions and go ham on those blocky russians. so if u wanna be a part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, u gotta join our server.
come on, what are u waitin’ for? grab ur pickaxe and join the fun!
we have factions fighting over who gets to control the diamond mines, players building giant statues of chickens for no reason, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).
if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further! join us and experience the most insane and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe a few diamond swords) in the process.
come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
We are a truely vanilla server, no commands or any extra items. The only thing we have added is proximity voice chat and some admin plugins.
If you enjoy SMPs like HermitCraft then this is the place for you!
Crossplay supported, fun for both Java and Bedrock players!
mc.pingusmp.co.za
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| EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server filled with friendly people, amazing builds, and good times. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you are welcome to join us! |
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| What kind of server is EmberSMP? | EmberSMP is a hermitcraft-style server with a few vanilla tweaks datapacks and quality-of-life commands that enhance gameplay without changing it significantly. |
| How can I join the server? | To join, message “meturkey” on discord and request to be added to the EmberSMP discord server where you can interact with other players and stay updated on server activities. |
| Is EmberSMP suitable for new or casual Minecraft players? | Absolutely! EmberSMP welcomes players of all levels, whether experienced or just starting out. The community is friendly and supportive, making it a great place for beginners. |
But wait, there’s more! Our pastebin is so outdated, it’s practically vintage. And don’t even get us started on our Steam group – it’s hotter than a creeper in a desert biome. Plus, we have a multiplayer guide that will have you dominating the server in no time.
Join us on Blitzserver, where the battles are fierce and the memes are even fiercer. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out Llamaserver for a truly wild ride.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Previous Pantokrator players are already raving about it – don’t miss out on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle, you’ll be unstoppable in PvP.
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco inferno party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance your way to victory and earn exclusive loot that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun!