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FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Items Found:	5581
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3642	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ores Mined:	5370
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchantments Applied:	257
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	217
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9154
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Animals Bred:	81	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Star Shards Collected:	269
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Towns Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	4114
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Earth Belongs Minecraft Server

belonging, Belongs, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Earth, equality, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial stereotypes, Server, social construct, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subspecies

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Emeralds Found:	1054	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.

Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!