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Fertile Nexus 1.21.3

1.21.3, birthing, Body, Breeder Thread, breeding, childbearing, curvy, female, fertile, fertility, genetics, Girls, maternity, Motherhood, Nexus, Offspring, parenting, physique, Pregnancy, Procreation, Reproduction, Women

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Towns Built:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why? Because the girls on here have bodies made for breeding! I’m talking pixelated babes with those blocky curves that will make your pickaxe stand at attention! Join now and get ready to build some sexy pixel art with these Minecraft mamacitas! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re into those square-shaped villagers… Ew.

NieceBdayNoShow Minecraft Server

Birthday Party, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, children, disagreement, Driving, Emotional Abuse, family, Father, hate, long distance, love, Minecraft, Niece, NieceBdayNoShow, Presents, Risk, Safety, selfish, Server, sister, snow storm, weather

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety above all else! Just like our player who refused to risk their safety driving through a snowstorm for a birthday party, we prioritize your well-being here.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual adventures without the real-life dangers of snowstorms or rude boyfriends’ fathers. Our server is a snowstorm-free zone, so you can game in peace without worrying about risking your safety for a cake that might go to waste.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of self-care and safety. No one will ever call you selfish for prioritizing your well-being over a party that a child won’t even remember.

So come on over to our server and enjoy a snowstorm-free, drama-free gaming experience. Who needs a birthday party when you can have a virtual adventure with us? Join now and let the fun begin!

Sister’sFianceNoWeddingInvite

24 guests, AITAH, Asshole, close friends, dating for a year, engaged, family, immediate family, jon, love, Nephews, Niece, not inviting, pay for wedding, plus one, sister, sister’s fiance, SistersFianceNoWeddingInvite, Small wedding, stepmom, strangers, Stubborn, teenagers, too old, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wedding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	8083	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with unwanted guests at your wedding? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where you can invite only the people you want without any drama.

Just like the OP, you can set strict rules for who can attend your virtual wedding. Want to make sure your guests have been dating for at least a year before they can bring a plus one? We’ve got you covered!

And if any unwanted guests try to crash your virtual wedding, our admins will swoop in and kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” Plus, we have special wedding-themed events and challenges for you to enjoy with your closest friends and family members.

So come join our Minecraft server and say “I don’t” to unwanted guests at your virtual wedding. Trust us, it’s a lot cheaper than dealing with real-life drama!

HangOutWithMeMC SMP

HangOutWithMeMC, smp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	466
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like for realz. We got this one dude who can build a house out of diamonds in like 5 minutes, it’s insane. And another guy who tamed a creeper and now it’s his pet, like what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hide all our enchanted golden apples, shhh don’t tell anyone. And every full moon, we all ride pigs around the server like a bunch of crazy lunatics. It’s a blast, you gotta be there.

So come join us on this wild ride, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken, it’s a hoot. See you there, fam! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperPetFTW 🐔💎🐷

CraftyBoomer

Adventure, aging, changes, CraftyBoomer, ENERGY, Exercise, habits, health, learning, Lifestyle, Maturity, patience, Priorities, Relaxation, responsibilities, Risk-taking, self-care, Sleep, socializing, Technology, Time

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out the answer to this age-old question! As you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees, you’ll discover that the key to eternal youth lies within our pixelated paradise. With every block you mine and every mob you defeat, you’ll feel yourself growing younger and more vibrant. So why waste your precious time getting older when you could be getting younger on our server? Join now and start defying the laws of aging in the most ridiculous way possible!

CraftyCrimez Minecraft Server

alleged, alleged Russian war crimes, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCrimez, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, funding freeze, global security, government funding, human rights violations, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian war crimes, Server, threatens, U.S, U.S. funding freeze, Ukraine, Ukraine investigations, war crimes investigation.

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so like, u know how ukraine is like, tryna investigate some russian war crimes and stuff right? but then, like, the U.S. goes and freezes their funding and messes everything up! it’s like a soap opera but with, like, real life consequences and stuff. so, like, come join our minecraft server and escape all that drama! build ur own world where ukraine and russia are besties and everyone gets along. plus, we have, like, a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all the political craziness. join us now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

MysticCraft Realm 1.20.6

#VTuberCommunity, 1.20.6, AkatsukiDHotaru, amalee, ApricotFroot, froot, geega, haruka, henya, HenyaDiscussion, henyathegenius, Hestia, HestiaHappiness, Hime, HimeHajime1570, Hotaru, IronMouseParty, K9KURO, kson, KsonDiscussion, KsonONAIR, kuro, LeeandLieTVCLIPS, Mata, Matarakan, mel, MICHI, michimochievee, Mouse, MouseDiscussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, PekeIsPeak, projektmelody, Realm, vshojo, VShojoDiscussion, VShojoFans, VShojoGeneral, VShojoMembers, VShojoOfficialChannels, VShojothread, Vtuber, zen, zentreya

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about VShojo and all the vtubers who hang with them. Novas are out here playing Marvel Rivals, Michi is live and chillin’, and Mouse is playing Bioshock Infinite.

Join us on this server for Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen. We got all the links you need to stalk them on Twitch and YouTube.

If you wanna discuss Kson, Henya, Mouse, or just chat about the good ol’ days, we got channels for that.

Come on in and join the madness! You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? It’s a wild ride!

BlockyBowelBlunders Minecraft Server

BlockyBowelBlunders, Boundaries, Bowel Movements, Communication, Conversation, diarrhea, discomfort, emotions, feelings, health, Minecraft, partner, Personal, privacy, relationship, Respect, Server, sharing, Support, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of dealing with partners who constantly talk about their poos and ask about the softness of your stools? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise no one will ever ask you about your bathroom habits.

Our server is a safe space where you can build and explore without the fear of being interrogated about your stomach softness. Plus, we have a strict no-poo-talk policy to ensure a poop-free gaming experience.

Don’t be like this poor woman in her 30s who had to ask if she’s the asshole for not wanting to talk about diarrhea. Instead, join our server and escape the madness of toilet talk. Who knew Minecraft could be such a relief from poop conversations? Join now and leave your poo problems behind!

NoCompliCraft

age, Ageism, Appearance, appearance bias, appropriate response, Communication, Compliment, flattery, Honesty, Job Interview, judgment, lying.., Manners, NoCompliCraft, Professionalism, reaction, self esteem, self-image, social etiquette, Surprise, Workplace

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of being put on the spot and forced to lie about someone’s age just to be polite? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone looks like they have kids written all over them (literally, we have a custom skin for that).

Our server is filled with surprises, just like that job interview! You never know what outrageous comment you’ll hear next. Plus, our players are so young at heart that they make 30-year-olds look ancient.

So come join us on our server where lying about someone’s age is a thing of the past. Who needs honesty when you can have a good laugh instead?

MineCraftyAdulting

adulthood struggles, adulting, career decisions, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial stress, growing up, life lessons, mental health, MineCraftyAdulting, personal growth, problem solving, relationship issues, responsibilities, self-care, societal pressures, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about adulting again! Our server is like a magical land where bills don’t exist and responsibilities are a thing of the past. Need to escape from the daily grind? Just hop on our server and build yourself a fortress made entirely of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlimited riches. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the leader, Sir Oinksalot, he will grant you access to his treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald armor.

So why waste your time dealing with boring adult problems when you could be living it up in our Minecraft paradise? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!