-
CreeperCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins! -
CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’
Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮
-
NasrallahsNotHereLOL
LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH! -
ResistanceCraft Server
Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, our leader is like a Houthi boss who’s all about attacking Israel with the “axis of resistance.” We got alliances with all the wackiest groups in the game, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Join us and be part of the most epic battles ever seen in Minecraft history. Plus, we got secret weapons and hidden bases that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Israel who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! -
HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and llamas that can fly. our mods are like super cool superheroes who fight evil creepers and zombies. plus, our “moderate” PM is actually a secret agent for the llama army and will help you defeat the evil forces of Hezbollah in minecraft. come join us and save the world, one block at a time! -
Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like, “Why isn’t Mohammed’s face blacked out on this Islamic iconography?” Is it because it’s Shia? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join now for a chance to explore hidden secrets, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even discover the real reason behind Mohammed’s unblacked out face!
-
Southeast Squad Minecraft Server
Are you tired of hearing the same old English chatter on Minecraft servers? Join our server where the entire player base consists of Southeast Asians speaking Tagalog or Indonesian! Get ready to learn a new language while building epic structures and battling mobs.But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be built on top of a hidden treasure trove guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever defeats the diamond dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with language lessons, diamond dragons, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend in Southeast Asia!
-
Falcom General SMP #2157 – The Adventures of FalcomFreaks
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and questionable decision-making!Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the rarest of rare blocks, like diamond-encrusted dirt and glow-in-the-dark obsidian. Not to mention, our mobs are equipped with top hats and monocles for that extra touch of sophistication.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to legendary loot chests filled with items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly, and potions that turn you into a giant chicken for a day. Who wouldn’t want to be a clucking superhero?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and learn their funky moves while exploring hidden caves filled with glittering treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
-
PixelPainter Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have cracked the code on creating the ultimate o1 style artist model! But get this, instead of training our validator on great art, we train it on the shittiest art we can find. Why, you ask? Because our iteration-validation loop is so next level that it can regenerate parts that look like pure crap or slop into masterpieces! Join us if you want to be a part of this insane experiment and witness the birth of the most bizarrely beautiful art you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a wild ride)!