Sheltered MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BoomerCraft SMP

behind the times, Old fashioned, Archaic, Clueless, ignorance

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place to be right now! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our spawn is literally made out of gold blocks. And get this, the owner is a real-life wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host dance parties with villagers and even have a pet creeper that tells jokes. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins, like one that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns.

So if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then come join us and experience the most wacky and wild adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away.

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LilBroNoGoHomeCraft

family, dorm, cost effective, Life skills, RESPONSIBILITY

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping you escape real-life family drama! Are you tired of your mom trying to pawn off your little brother on you just because he’s starting college? Look no further, because on our server, you can build a virtual dorm for him and never have to worry about driving him around or dealing with his cat drama!

Join us now and experience the joy of creating your own virtual world where siblings can live in harmony (or at least not drive each other crazy). Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to deal with awkward family conversations again. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life family complications!

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The Chosen Realm 1.21.1

fit, 1.21.1, husband, NEET, father passing away

> Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of freedom and fun!

> Escape your anti-vaxxer dad and live your best life in our virtual world!

> No more being sheltered, come build your dream world with us!

> No need for a car, just hop on our server and explore endless possibilities!

> Take revenge on your sister by outbuilding her in Minecraft!

> Experience the thrill of freedom and creativity like never before!

> Build your own card place or make up place, the choice is yours!

> Don’t let anyone hold you back, join our server and let your imagination run wild!

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PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server

sheltered, passport, capitalism, PrivilegedCraft, Fix problems

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.

3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!

4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.

5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

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BlockyLoveWeddingWalk

Respect, sheltered, Intimacy, Bridesmaid, compromise

Are you tired of boring weddings where everything goes according to plan? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous wedding ceremonies you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: bridesmaids entering the ceremony with llamas instead of groomsman, flower girls riding on the backs of pigs, and the bride arriving on a flying dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most drama-filled bridal parties you’ll ever encounter. Witness bridesmaids demanding to walk down the aisle with their boyfriends, groomsmen challenging each other to duels for the bride’s favor, and the priest accidentally summoning a horde of zombies during the vows.

Don’t miss out on the craziest wedding experience of your Minecraft life! Join our server now and prepare to say “I do” to the chaos.

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

sheltered, Clueless, narrow minded, Naive, UNENLIGHTENED

Are you tired of hearing people say ridiculous things like “water is wet” or “the earth is round”? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of out-of-touch hilarity where the only rule is to embrace the absurdity.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a talking cow appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where the villagers communicate solely through interpretive dance. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a volcano? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So if you’re ready to leave reality behind and dive headfirst into a world of pure chaos and hilarity, then come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what out-of-touch adventures await you!

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ConfessCraft SMP

strength, Self-expression, love, Honesty, courage

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. So like, there’s this one dude who built a giant heart out of diamond blocks to confess his love to another player on the server. And get this, he did it while riding a pig dressed as Cupid, like what even is that?! It was so romantic and hilarious at the same time.

But wait, there’s more! Another player on the server wanted to confess their feelings to their crush, but they were too shy. So they built a roller coaster that spelled out “I love you” in redstone torches and took their crush on a wild ride through it. It was like a love story straight out of a cheesy rom-com, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you wanna find the strength to confess your feelings to someone or just wanna have a good time with some crazy shenanigans, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. It’s lit, fam.

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PixelatedPillage

dream, consequences, law, Escape, secret

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime you can commit is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can commit ANY crime and get away with it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama smuggling ring? No problem! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Join us now and experience the thrill of living life on the edge in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your criminal instincts run wild and join us today! Just don’t blame us if the Minecraft police come knocking on your virtual door.

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NukeStorageCraft or SvenCraftNukeVault

SvenCraftNukeVault, Sweden, renewable energy, long term storage, nuclear technology

HEY U! YEAH U! DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN SWEDEN IS JEALOUS? WELL, U BETTER HOP ON THIS CRAZY TRAIN, CUZ WE GOT NUCLEAR FUEL STORAGE SITES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR 100,000 YEARS! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN THE SWEDISH ARE LIKE, “WOW, THAT’S SOME NEXT LEVEL STUFF!” JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE U’LL STUMBLE UPON A SECRET NUCLEAR VAULT FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! HURRY, BEFORE THE CREEPERS GET TO IT FIRST!

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CreeperMed School: No “Disability” Here!

Disabilities, study, medical students, Individual, disability

Yo, dis Minecraft server be da bomb diggity, ya feel me? We ain’t neglectin’ no disabilities up in here, we celebratin’ ’em! We got pigs flyin’, cows doin’ backflips, and creepers break dancin’ like it’s nobody’s business. Come join us and be part of da most inclusive community in da Minecraft universe. Plus, our mods are so lit, they can cure any illness just by lookin’ at ya. So what you waitin’ for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

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