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Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	136
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! #FateGrandOrder #NA #General

Adventures, Campaign, collaboration event, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateCraft, FateGrandOrder, FGO, Floating Island of Innocents, Future Materials, Future Quartz, general, Hai Ba Trung, mats, Minecraft, News, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Stars, summon, Summoning Info, Water Monsters Crisis, Written

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a 5-star Servant on your first try? Look no further! Our server is like the Water Monsters Crisis, but with creepers instead of sea creatures. Join us on the Floating Island of Innocents, where innocence is quickly lost as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

Our server is so lit, it’s like doing a Rank Up Quest with your friends while dodging TNT explosions. Need materials for your next build? Our Material Lookup tool will help you find everything you need faster than you can say “gacha luck.” And don’t worry about running out of coins, our Coin Calculator will keep you rolling in the dough.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player with a diamond sword, run like you’re trying to escape a Berserker’s Noble Phantasm!

CraftyQueens: Where love blooms in pixelated blocks! Join now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Adventure, blocks, bloodline extinction, Blooms, CraftyQueens, hentai preference, Join, lack of attraction, love, Minecraft, personal choice, pixelated, romantic disinterest, SELF AWARENESS, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, societal pressures, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	133
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was so obsessed with hentai that they forgot what a real woman even looked like. They spent all their days building pixelated waifus in Minecraft, never once feeling the need for human interaction. But little did they know, on our server, they would find a community of like-minded individuals who shared their love for blocky babes.

Join us and build your own harem of Minecraft maidens, explore our custom-built hentai-themed worlds, and maybe even find love in the form of a pixelated princess. Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world of waifus waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your one true love in the form of a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

2024.., Aesthetics, Analysis, animation, Anime, art style, Builds, character design, close-up shot, critique, detail, Detailed, digital art, discussion, Evolution, expressive, faces, futuristic, Japanese culture, Minimalistic, pixelated, Technology, trends, Weeb’s

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

ai, Artificial Intelligence, BIMBOS, discussion, empowerment, feminism, feminism movement, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, objectification, Pandemonium, pixelated, sexism, Sluts, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Technology, Thread, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

China, cold, cold war, ColdWarCraft, Competition, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, EASY, forecasting, Future, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Irrelevant, power dynamics, Predicting, predictions, prognostication, real, russia, speculation, Strategic, Superpowers, US, War, World Order

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!

KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

comma separated, CREEPERS, Generate, KimoiCraft, Kimoiiii, KIMOOOOOOOOIII, list, long trail, over here, tags, Thread, Threads, Uwaaa, whats that, whats that thread

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	194	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8260
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2209	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Animals Bred:	70	Crops Grown:	7532

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!

LOLcraft: Digging into the Cultural & Historical Rabbit Hole

achievement, award, celebration, ceremony, Cultural, cultural implications, culture, customs, Digging, heritage, historical, historical implications, History, Hole, Honor, Impact, Legacy, LolCraft, Prestige, Rabbit, recognition, Significance, society, Symbolism, tradition, VALUES

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because on our server, getting awarded is like winning the lottery!

Join us and experience the thrill of being showered with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear just for existing. Our server is so generous with rewards, you’ll feel like a Minecraft millionaire in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be swimming in riches, but you’ll also be treated like royalty. Rumor has it that our server has a secret society of players who have been awarded so many times, they’ve transcended to a higher plane of existence. Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on down to our server and bask in the glory of being awarded for simply being you. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so culturally and historically significant?

The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

dead giveaway, derogatory, discrimination, expose, Faggots, Identity, insult, Language, lefties, Leftist, LGBTQ, Marginalized, offensive, phrases, Political, prejudice, Pronouncing, Sanctuary, Slur, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, triggered, unite, Words

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Crops Grown:	9166
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

Abyssal Refrain, Augment Guide, Azur, azur lane, Battles, blocky, boat, chapayev asmr, CN Tierlist, cookie for mew, Cruise Mission, Edition, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Guild Spreadsheet, Inazuma maid skin, Lane, light rerun, Little Cheshire, Livestream, Lore, Muse Event, ongoing, PR Research Data, pvp guide, reminder, Resources, Rodney META, Ship Tier List, special training event, Story summary, u-410, Upcoming, Vampire META, Wiki

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	937
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!