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MomRageCraft

academic honors core 40, academic pressure, aita, communication breakdown, education decisions, emotional outburst, family dynamics, freshman, generational differences, MomRageCraft, mother-daughter conflict, parental expectations, personal growth, regular core 40, school counselor, screamed at mother, smartest kids, State, teenage rebellion, Therapist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Runes Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge your intelligence and test your skills? Look no further than our server, where we only accept the top 3 smartest kids in the state!

Join us and prove to your mom that you are smart enough for the academic honors core 40. Our therapist-approved challenges will have you yelling “I’m a freshman and I can do it!”

Don’t listen to your mom, she’s just jealous she couldn’t make the cut. Join our server and show her that you are more than capable of conquering the regular core 40 and beyond. Who needs a teacher when you have us to guide you to victory?

So, are you in? Or are you gonna let your mom’s doubts hold you back? Join now and let’s show her who’s boss!

Skillz4All – Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, essential skills, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, Minecraft, personal growth, problem solving, professional development, resilience, skill development, Skillz4All, smp, teamwork, technology skills, Time management, universal skills

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a pro player? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn the most important skill of all – mastering the art of building giant chicken statues that shoot laser beams out of their eyes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also learn how to tame wild llamas and ride them into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Crafting Memes, Not Diamonds

contemporary expressions, Crafting, current vernacular, cyber language, diamonds, digital age, digital slang, futuristic language, internet culture, internet memes, memes, millennial speak, modern jargon, modern phrases, modern terminology, online communication, pop culture references, Slang, social media, tech advancements, Technology, viral trends

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Farms Harvested:	738	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where saying “I’ll just Google it” is a normal thing? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be Googling is how to survive a creeper explosion!

Back in the day, if you told someone you were going to spend hours building a virtual world out of blocks, they would have thought you were crazy. But now, it’s the norm! So why not join our server and show off your block-building skills to the world?

Forget about boring old reality, come join our server where you can ride pigs, battle dragons, and even build a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon! Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out all your wildest Minecraft dreams! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!

BorderRuin Minecraft Server

border, BorderRuin, Conflict, Crisis, Danon, destabilization, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, Warning, Withdrawal

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	9439	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be in the middle of some intense political drama? well do we have the server for u!

join our server where u can be danon, the ultimate minecraft warrior, taking on hezbollah in an epic battle for the border! will u be able to save lebanon from ruin? or will u lead them to victory? the choice is yours, my dude.

but wait, there’s more! not only do u get to be a part of this intense conflict, but u also get to build ur own epic base, mine for diamonds like a boss, and ride around on llamas all day long.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the chaos begin! but remember, if u don’t withdraw from the border now, u might just lead lebanon to ruin. no pressure tho.

BreadBedSoapCraft

asylum seekers, Bed.., Bread, BreadBedSoapCraft, budget cuts, economic impact, european union, germany, government policy, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, integration, migrant benefits, migrant crisis, migrant rights, Refugees, soap, social services, social welfare, support services

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where we give u more than just bed, bread, and soap! we give u DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, and GOLD! our server is so lit, even germany is reducing migrant benefits just to join us!

imagine mining for diamonds while fighting off creepers and zombies with your bare hands! our server is so hardcore, even herobrine is scared to log on!

join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen in minecraft! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend in our server!

CrocSharkCowCraft

ancient marine life, ancient predators, ancient sea cow, Animal Behavior, crocodile attack, CrocSharkCowCraft, extinct species, fossil analysis, fossil discoveries, fossil evidence, Fossil records, marine animals, marine ecosystems, marine fossils, paleoecology, Paleontology, predator attacks, predator-prey relationships, prehistoric creatures, sea creatures, shark predation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8942	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got ancient sea cows gettin’ wrecked by crocs and eaten by sharks! it’s like a crazy prehistoric battle royale up in dis minecraft world. come witness the madness and maybe even ride a sea cow into battle against the crocs and sharks. u ain’t never seen nothin’ like it, so join now and experience the ultimate survival showdown!

MonkeMania Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Combat, comparison, Difficult, Entertaining, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, indie, Minecraft, monke game, MonkeMania, MONKEY, platformer, puzzle, review, Server, Soulslike, strategy, video game

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Oh boy, do we have a treat for you on our Minecraft server! This place is so bananas, you’ll feel like a monke swinging through the trees! And let me tell you, this game is so hard, it’ll make Dark Souls look like a walk in the park. We’ve got mobs that will make you cry like a baby zombie, and challenges that will test your skills like never before. But hey, if you survive long enough, you might just unlock the secret to becoming the ultimate monke warrior. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the monke game!

BoboCraft SMP: The Adventures of Boobooooo

adult humor, Adventures, anal hole cream, ass raping, Bobo, BoboCraft, Boobooooo, boundary-pushing, controversial, crude language, dark humor, edgy comedy, explicit content, explicit lyrics, fetish, green cock, inappropriate, offensive, oh booooboooooo, sexual innuendo, sexual references, shock value, smp, taboo

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Votes:	3091

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

CarCrashCatastrophe

Boundaries, car damage, car repair, CarCrashCatastrophe, Communication, consequences, couch surfing, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, Eviction, financial support, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, job loss, Job Search, legal action, living expenses, RESPONSIBILITY, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Dragon Eggs Found:	7246
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	295
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4184
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!