Too Many Distros Minecraft SMP Developers

minimalist distro, os, Zoomies, user-friendly distro, Minecraft

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are on a mission to save Linux developers from extinction! 🌟

👴 Are you tired of the same old middle-aged white men dominating the Linux developer scene? Join us and bring some fresh, youthful energy to the table! Zoomies, we’re looking at you! 🤪

🚗 Forget driving Uber for rent money, come join us and spend your time developing Linux in a fun and supportive community! Who needs TikTok when you can be a coding wizard? 🧙‍♂️

🤖 Say goodbye to unstable distros and endless bug fixes – we’re all about streamlining and focusing on a handful of top-notch distros. Let’s make Linux great again! 💪

🍎 Who needs Apple when you can be part of a thriving community of developers working together to create the ultimate Linux experience? Join us now and let’s show the world what we’re made of! 🚀

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and be a part of the Linux revolution! Let’s code, build, and conquer together! 🔥

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New Server IP
BlockBros Minecraft Server

cultural representation, picrel, Literary Analysis, book review, book opinions

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is run by the legendary Cchads! These guys are so cool, they once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just for fun. And get this – they tamed a dragon and ride it around the server like it’s no big deal.

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so lit that even the mobs are in on the fun. We’ve got creepers doing the cha-cha slide, zombies breakdancing, and skeletons playing air guitar. It’s a party 24/7 on our server.

And if you’re worried about griefers ruining your fun, don’t fret. Our moderators are like ninja assassins, ready to ban anyone who tries to mess with your build. They once took down an entire army of griefers using nothing but their wits and a stack of enchanted diamond swords.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become a Cchad yourself.

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New Server IP
Crafty Shekel Shindig

historical, shekel coins, finance, Currency, Treasure

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we accept payment in the form of shekels, because why not?

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New Server IP

Zulu SMP: Where we pretend to know what ‘semi-vanilla’ means! Join us in the UK on version 1.20.4

Zulu SMP Overview

Version	Type	Status
Java Edition	SMP	Public/New
Bedrock Edition	SMP	Public/New

Looking for an exciting Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) experience? Join us on Zulu SMP, where adventure, community, and creativity await!

Features:

Survival Experience
Economy
Auction House
Player Claims & Grief Protection
Community Collaboration
Regular Events
Active Administration

Join Us:

Join Zulu SMP today and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey with a welcoming community of players. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a newbie adventurer, there’s a place for you here!

Java IP: zulusmp.wither.host

Bedrock IP: zulusmp.wither.host:25693

Website: zulusmp.zuludevelopment.com

Discord: discord.gg/TnUqujQZ49

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join Zulu SMP?	To join, simply use the Java or Bedrock IP provided above in your Minecraft client. Alternatively, you can visit our website for more information.
Is there a cost to play on Zulu SMP?	No, Zulu SMP is a free-to-play server for all players.
Are there any rules I need to follow on Zulu SMP?	Yes, we have a set of rules to maintain a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or website for the full list of rules.
Can I create my own community projects on Zulu SMP?	Absolutely! We encourage players to collaborate on community builds, events, and other projects to enhance the server experience.

AIcraft: Sega’s Pixelated Promo

ai, pixelated, Segas, Shadow the Hedgehog, hype

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported into a world where Shadow the Hedgehog himself is the ruler of the land. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve and Alex, Shadow is here to shake things up!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so advanced, Sega is using AI-generated images to promote their upcoming Shadow the Hedgehog animation right here in our world. Can you believe it? You’ll be able to interact with virtual versions of all your favorite Sonic characters while building and exploring to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with having Shadow the Hedgehog as your fearless leader. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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New Server IP
CheeseCraft: Where Even Blind Mice Can Find Love

memes, relationshipgoals, three, Find, tfw

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and wish you had a trio of blind mice as your loyal companions? Look no further, because on our server, you can find not one, not two, but THREE blind mice girlfriends to accompany you on all your adventures!

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests with your blind mice squad, who may not be able to see, but have an incredible sense of smell and can sniff out diamonds like nobody’s business.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays disco remixes of Minecraft music. Get ready to boogie down with your blind mice babes and party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around back then).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

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New Server IP
GeoPolitik: Where countries go to war over who gets the last diamond pickaxe! Join our chaotic world today!

Limited Map, GeoPolitik, server link, multiplayer, Countries

Welcome to Geopolitik!

Feature Description

Minecraft Version 1.20.x

Minecraft Platform Java

Server IP soon

Server Link https://discord.gg/M4ntu49H3a

Dynamic Map (DynMap) soon

FAQs:

What is Geopolitik?

Geopolitik is a 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Towny, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, and interaction.

What plugins does Geopolitik have?

Aside from Towny, we have a few other plugins to enhance the experience.

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New Server IP
ChunkyLoveCraft

relationships, societal norms, Confidence, love, weight loss drugs

Are you tired of being surrounded by skinny minnies in the dating world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who have indulged in all the weight loss drugs they can find! That’s right, if you’re looking for a partner who’s been on a strict diet of diet pills and appetite suppressants, then this is the server for you!

Join us and meet fellow players who have shed pounds faster than you can say “blocky body transformation.” Who needs a gym membership when you can just pop a pill and watch the pounds melt away while you mine for diamonds?

So come on over to our server and find love with someone who’s lost more weight than they can count! Who knew that weight loss drugs could lead to a whole new world of dating possibilities in Minecraft?

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New Server IP
Blocky Bonanza: The Lewd VR Edition #1917

NSFWGogoLoco, OSCGoesBrrr, lewd, Avatar Resources, Real Ejaculate

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #1917! Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™, because we take gaming to a whole new level.

Join us for the Faggot Cat Edition, where anything goes and the avatars are as lewd as they come. We’ve got anime models, tech resources, and even a furry thread down the block for those who like it extra spicy.

Need a guide to avatars utilizing the VCC? We’ve got you covered. Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings. And for those who like to live dangerously, we’ve got a whole slew of other resources for you to download at your own risk.

But that’s not all – we’ve got events coming up that will blow your mind. From SexOP templates to tier lists, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, what happens in /vrlg/, stays in /vrlg/.

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Feature	Description
Minecraft Version	1.20.x
Minecraft Platform	Java
Server IP	soon
Server Link	https://discord.gg/M4ntu49H3a
Dynamic Map (DynMap)	soon

Terra Noh-Va: For Oldies but Goldies! No square dancing skills required. Only mature raiders welcome. Temporary grandmas abstain. Java drinkers only. No whitelist needed. Community driven rocket ships and candy canes. So much more but so little time!

hard difficulty, Grandmas, Economy, abstain, quality of life

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Embark on a journey to Terra Nova 🏰, a vibrant Minecraft server where medieval tales and modern adventures intertwine (1.20.4).
Features	Diamond-driven player economy with 15+ player-operated stores Weekly events including parkour challenges, building contests, and PvP tournaments BlueMap for exploring the world and admiring creations 18+ community focused on kindness and maturity No pay-to-win elements, progression based on perseverance
Website	https://terranovasmp.net/
Discord	https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh

FAQs

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does Terra Nova use?	Terra Nova currently uses version 1.20.4 of Minecraft.
Is the server strictly for players 18 and older?	Yes, Terra Nova is an 18+ community focused on maturity and kindness.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, Terra Nova does not sell ranks, items, or perks. Progression is based on perseverance and hard work.
How can I join Terra Nova?	You can visit the server website at https://terranovasmp.net/ and join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh.

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