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SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Farms Harvested:	791	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	257
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?

MemoryWipeCraft

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	180	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

If you could erase the memory of ever playing on any other Minecraft server, what would it be? Because once you join our server, you won’t want to remember any other place!

Join us for the chance to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a house out of diamond blocks, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and make memories you’ll never want to erase (unless it’s that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with a TNT cannon – that one can go).

BlockWars Minecraft Server

authorisation, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, military alliances, military intervention, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Storm Shadow missiles, Times, uk, Ukraine, US

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mines Excavated:	1241
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ores Mined:	6118
Villages Defended:	11	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you about this wild place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re transported to a land where everything is made of candy. You can ride unicorns and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty sword made of licorice. But watch out for the killer cupcakes, they’ll give you a sugar rush like you’ve never experienced before!

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground base where we train ninja chickens to take down the evil sheep army? It’s like a cross between a spy movie and a farmyard brawl, and it’s totally bananas!

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of zombie clowns? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wonderful place to play Minecraft anywhere else. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBlinken’sHostageHaven

Benjamin Netanyahu, blinken, BlockyBlinkensHostageHaven, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, palestinian authority, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political tensions, Secretary of State, Terrorism, united states, US

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	New Chunks Explored:	81886
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject all the boring stuff like US offers and instead focus on epic hostage deals with our pal Blinken in Israel!!! we got crazy adventures and wild challenges waiting for you, like trying to negotiate with creepers and trading diamonds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters like a talking llama who only speaks in puns and a chicken who thinks it’s a wizard. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make some epic memories together!

FlopFlopCraft

#sandals, Beach, beachwear, casual shoes, comfort shoes, fashion, flip flops, flip-flop design, flip-flop sound, flop-flops, FlopFlopCraft, footwear, noise, Rubber, slip on, Sound, Style, summer shoes, trendy, vacation, Walking

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

join our epic minecraft server where flip-flops are the ultimate weapon! imagine stomping on your enemies with the power of the flop-flop! become the flop-flop master and conquer the land with your stylish footwear. but beware, there are rumors of a secret flop-flop society plotting to take over the server. will you join them or fight against the flop-flop tyranny? come find out on our server and experience the madness of the flop-flop revolution!

PlantCraft: Reduce Emissions by 17%

#sustainability, agriculture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, eco-friendly, Emissions, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, food choices, food consumption, food production, global food supply chains, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, plant-based diets, PlantCraft, Reduce, reducing emissions, sustainable living, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Animals Bred:	110	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

So, liek, dis Minecraft server is, liek, totally amazin’ cuz if u join, u can help save da planet by reducin’ greenhouse gas emissions by 17%! U know, by eatin’ more plants in da game or sumthin’.

It’s like, if u join dis server, u become a superhero for da environment! U can be like Captain Planet, but in Minecraft form! Plus, u get to build crazy cool stuff and hang out with other players who also care about da planet.

So, come join dis server and be a part of somethin’ epic! Who knew playin’ Minecraft could save da world, amirite? Let’s do dis, gamers! Let’s save da planet, one block at a time!

PizzaCity: Where Creepers ask for extra TNT on their slices!

Adventure, apply, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, CREEPERS, Explore, EXTRA, Friendly, Fun, Halkos, Join, multiplayer, new, PizzaCity, restrictions, Server, slices, smp, Space, Survival, Tnt, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

PizzaCity Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Survival SMP
Platform	Bedrock
Whitelist	Yes
Join Restrictions	No restrictions

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join PizzaCity?	Visit our website and apply for whitelist.
Is PizzaCity a friendly server?	Yes, we strive to maintain a fun and friendly community.
Are there any specific rules on PizzaCity?	We have basic rules to ensure a positive experience for all players.
Can I invite my friends to join PizzaCity?	Yes, as long as they follow the server rules.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Backlash, BlockyBanter, constant dickriding, controversy, criticism, DISAPPOINTING, Failure, Fans, fromshitware, hate, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, retarded, ruined, Server, software, TOXIC, unpopular

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6014
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to gouge your eyes out with a diamond pickaxe? Look no further than our server, where we embrace our inner chaos and thrive on pure ridiculousness!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, epic pranks, and the occasional llama parade.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They may be tiny, but they sure know how to build a mean roller coaster!

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird together!

Minecraft SMP: Mouth-Breather Madness

Amazon answers, DISRESPECTFUL, Frustration, ignorance, internet trolls, Jesus Christ, keyboard warriors, lack of critical thinking, lack of intelligence, lack of manners, madness, Minecraft, Mouth breathers, MouthBreather, online behavior, Online Community, online discourse, online etiquette, online interactions, Online platforms, smp, social media, stupidity, toxic behavior

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and trolls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom with an iron beak. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly while juggling eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the blocky world. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky mouth-breathers – they tend to explode when they get too excited.