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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9437 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 269 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6782 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!