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&g t;Even Homeless Criminals Can Get A GF Minecraft SMP

acceptance, compassion, Criminals., DATING, Empathy, Excuses, Girlfriend, Homeless, Humanity, judgment, love, Minecraft, perspective, relationships, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, stigma, tEven, Understanding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	861026	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

🤣 Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where even homeless criminals can find love! That’s right, if you’re still single in the game, what’s your excuse? Our server is filled with so much romance and drama, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual soap opera. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while building your dream castle or fighting off creepers. So come join us and see if you can find love in the most unexpected places! 💕🏰💥 #HomelessCriminalsNeedLoveToo #MinecraftRomance #SoulmateSearch

World Control Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, control, Government, hidden agenda., Implant, insect bites, insects, Manipulation, Minecraft, mosquito bites, mosquitoes, PARANOIA, privacy invasion, secret agenda, Server, Surveillance, surveillance state, Technology, Trackers, tracking devices, world, world control

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ores Mined:	5476

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have cracked the code on why mosquitoes still exist! Turns out, the government is using them to implant trackers on your body. But don’t worry, we’ve figured out a way to outsmart them by building our own virtual world where the mosquitoes can’t touch us!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and uncover the truth behind the mosquito conspiracy. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret government base hidden in the virtual world! So come on, join us and see if you can prove this insane theory wrong. Just watch out for those pesky mosquito bites…

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Kinky, Minecraft, naughty list, Naughty Roleplay, NSFW, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplay ideas, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, seductive, Sensual, smp, taboo

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	234
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Buildings Constructed:	47	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get spicy and steamy in more ways than one! Join us on our server, where we have a special Erotic Roleplay Thread for all you naughty players out there. Get ready to get hot and bothered as you explore our world filled with sexy surprises and scandalous shenanigans.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous elves who have been banished from the North Pole for being too naughty. They’ve brought their naughty list with them and are looking for players who can keep up with their wild antics.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries and explore the more risqué side of gaming, then come join us on /ERP/ – Erotic Roleplay ThreadOn The Naughty List Edition. Just be prepared for things to get a little… heated.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#pantsu, Alencia, Alencinox’s Wrath, banter, blocky, cope, Dark Corvus, e7g, epic seven, Guilds, Increased Rates, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Proof of Friendship, Resources, Server, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, update, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Young Senya, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a new player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off into the sunset while wearing a diamond helmet. True story.

But that’s not all! We have resources that will make your virtual mouth water. From enchanted pickaxes to magical potions, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on our raids. We take raiding to a whole new level, with boss battles that will leave you sweating (in a good way, of course).

Oh, and did I mention the increased rates for rare items? You’ll be swimming in loot faster than you can say “creeper”. Plus, our guilds are top-notch. From Pantsu to Partyvan, there’s a guild for everyone (just make sure to include /e7g/ in your greeting).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and prepare to have the time of your virtual life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Wrestler BTFO Minecraft SMP

BTFO, Defeat, hardest, Humiliation, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling commentary., wrestling community, wrestling critique, wrestling discussion, wrestling fans, wrestling forum, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling match, wrestling opinion

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mines Excavated:	4931	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is so tough, even the strongest wrestler would be crying for their momma! Join us if you dare to face challenges that will make you question your sanity. Rumor has it, the Ender Dragon is actually a secret WWE champion in disguise, ready to suplex you into oblivion. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ultimate smackdown in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

KaKao Network

Active, Anarchy, Battles, bedrock, Boxpvp, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Friends, java, KaKao Network, KitPvP, landscapes, Macepvp, Memories, Minecraft, PvP, Safe, smp, Staff Team, Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to Kakao Network! Experience a lively and welcoming Minecraft server designed for players of all ages and skill levels. Explore breathtaking landscapes, engage in thrilling battles, and team up with friends to create unforgettable memories. With an active community, regular events, and a dedicated staff team, we ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for everyone.

Current Game Modes: – BoxPvP – MacePvP – SMP

Join us now and unleash your creativity! Available on Java and Bedrock IP: kakaomc.net

kakaomc.net

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	215	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Magical Moments Shared:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Animals Bred:	178
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr29.TexRich.ru

””> Wake Up Minecraft Server””

Die, Disgusting, Flesh, flesh monster, forced, form, hate, hit myself, hurt, Kill me, Minecraft, Monster, Nice, physical form, scream, Server, STOP, Stuck, tfw, wake, Wake Up, why, Years

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Are you tired of being stuck in your disgusting flesh prison? Do you scream at the sky begging for release, but get no response? Well, fear not my fellow flesh monsters, for there is a Minecraft server where you can escape your physical form and be something nice! Join us on this server and let’s all be something other than these disgusting meat things. Let’s build a world where we can be whatever we want, where we can finally be free from our fleshly prisons. So come on, join us and let’s escape together! Who needs physical forms anyway, am I right? Let’s be something nice for once!

The Best In The World Minecraft SMP

athletic achievements, best goalkeeper, Casillas legacy, Dibu Martínez, football, goalkeeping legends, goalkeeping records, goalkeeping skills, greatest of all time, legendary goalkeepers, Lev Yashin, Minecraft, neuer, objective viewpoint, professional athletes, rankings, smp, Soccer, sports, sports history, top 3, world

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic battles between Dibu Martinez and Casillas as they fight for the title of the greatest goalkeeper in Minecraft history. Rumor has it that they even have special powers that can summon giant creepers to defend their goal! So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Skin Deep Minecraft Server

African American, black excellence, black girl magic, black pride, black queen, cultural pride, Dark Skin, deep, Diversity, empowerment, melanated beauty, Melanin, melanin goddess, melanin magic, melanin Poppin, melanin queen, melanin rich, Minecraft, racial identity, representation, Server, skin, skin color

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	39
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate diversity and inclusivity! Our character customization options are so lit that you can have a skin darker than lily-white and still slay like a black kween! Representin’ all shades of beauty in the Minecraft world, because why blend in when you were born to stand out? Come join the melanin magic and show off your unique style on our server!