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SnitchCraft Minecraft Server

cat owner, cat pee, cat smells, cat stress, Economy, family frustration, LANDLORD, loud noises, Minecraft, multifamily house, neighborhood snitch, no plumbing, polite neighbors, Server, shed complaints, shed conditions, shed fights, shed living, shed living conditions, shed music, shed visibility, SnitchCraft, tenants

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of living next to a shed-dwelling cat hoarder and his towel-clad girlfriend? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about cat pee smells or late-night underwear escapades. Instead, you can build your dream house, tame virtual cats, and live your best blocky life.

Say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join now and start crafting your way to a stress-free virtual paradise. Plus, no Karens allowed – unless they’re building epic structures, of course!

Elysia – Where creeper hugs are mandatory, but griefing is not allowed! Come join the fun, 16+!

Allowed, armor stand, Community, Community vote, creeper, Discord, discord waiting room, DND night, elysia, Fun, Grief Prevention, Griefing, hugs, Join, Mandatory, player heads, Plugins, PvP, review, sleep skip, smp, Staff Team, ticket, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world border, World Map

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

About	We reset only two weeks ago for our new 1.21 season, and are fighting the dragon shortly!
About Elysia	I started Elysia several years ago and it has grown into an incredible community. It is a whitelisted server with a focus on inclusivity and a relaxed vibe.
Features	(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod Armor Stand Tools Discord > server chat A web based world map Gradual world border expansion Grief prevention systems Adult staff team Opt-in only PVP Decorative player heads Decisions made by community vote Sleep skip
Non-Features	Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, Elysia is a whitelisted server.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, inclusivity is a core belief and we are LGBTQ+ friendly.
What is the age requirement?	The server is for 16+ dedicated players.
What are some of the server features?	Some features include Proximity Chat Mod, Armor Stand Tools, Discord > server chat, web based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, adult staff team, and more.
How can I join Elysia?	To join, apply for the whitelist here and join the Discord waiting room server here.

Country Coping Minecraft Server

Community Resources, coping, coping mechanisms, coping mechanisms in different countries, Coping skills, coping strategies, coping strategies in different cultures, coping techniques, Country, Cultural differences, cultural norms, Emotional support, emotional well being, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health services, Minecraft, resilience, self-care, Server, social support, Stress Management, support systems

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality!

Join us and leave your troubles behind as you embark on a hilarious journey through a virtual world filled with wacky characters and outrageous adventures.

Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. From building giant banana statues to riding pigs through the sky, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and discover a whole new world of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about the chaos in your country!

Bear/Bull Market Minecraft SMP

BearBull, bears, Bulls, financial markets, investing, market, market analysis, market behavior, market conditions, market dynamics, market fluctuations, market indicators, market outlook, market performance, market predictions, market sentiment, market speculation, market state, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, Minecraft, smp, stock market

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with bears and bulls in the stock market? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be trading is diamonds and emeralds. No need to worry about market crashes or short squeezes here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Rumor has it they have access to rare enchanted items that can’t be found anywhere else. Join our SMP and uncover the mysteries of the Villager Illuminati.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a group of mischievous creepers who have formed their own punk rock band. They put on explosive concerts every Saturday night that are not to be missed. So come join us and rock out with the creepers, trade with the villagers, and leave the bears and bulls behind in the market where they belong.

PadCraft Minecraft Server

aita, brother-sister relationship, buying pads, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girlfriends reaction, menstrual products, Minecraft, PadCraft, Pads, period cramps, Principles, Server, shame, sister, sister’s needs, sister’s request, societal expectations, stigma, Support, taboo

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for wild adventures like the time I had to buy pads for my sister because she ran out during a period emergency. And guess what? My girlfriend was so shocked that she couldn’t believe I would do such a thing!

But that’s not all – we also have epic debates about whether it’s socially acceptable for siblings to help each other out during menstruation. Trust me, you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s full of surprises and absurd stories, come join us and be part of the madness. Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next!

SisterWeddingNoGo

Best Friend, Bridesmaid, Cheating, compromise, DATING, Guilt, maid of honour, Messaging, messy breakup, missed calls, refusing to go, relationships, sister’s wedding, SisterWeddingNoGo, Support, Surprise, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Potions Brewed:	116
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Zombie Dances:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister’s wedding.

Imagine a world where your best friend’s maid of honor is actually your ex who cheated on you – talk about a plot twist! Will you choose to attend the wedding and face your past, or will you stand your ground and refuse to go like a true Minecraft warrior?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventures await you next. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle like something out of a soap opera?

Join us now for a server experience like no other, where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

NoobLearns2Play Minecraft SMP

achievement, aspirations, Challenges, Curiosity, education, Exploration, goals, growth mindset., hobbies, interests, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, motivation, new skills, NoobLearns2Play, Passion, personal development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-fulfillment, self-mastery, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we offer exclusive llama riding and flaming potato juggling lessons every Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama whispering or potato sculpting. So why wait? Join us now and unleash your inner llama-taming, potato-juggling master!

Hatecraft – Trendy-Free Zone

abhorrence, ANNOYING, aversion, Bandwagon, conformity, despise, detest, disdain, dislike, fad, HateCraft, loathe, loathsome, Mainstream, Overrated, peer pressure, pet peeve, repugnant, revulsion, trends, TrendyFree, unpopular opinion, Zone

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Buildings Constructed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343

Are you tired of all those basic Minecraft servers with their boring old rules and regulations? Do you want to join a server where the only rule is to have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. On our server, anything is possible, even riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join him on epic quests. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of dirt. Will you be the next hero to join his ranks?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy!

Lula’s Crafty Minecraft Server

abuse of power, Accountability, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Corruption, Crafty, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Justice, Lula, Lulas, Minecraft, Minister, misconduct allegations, political scandal, Politics, resignation, scandal, Server, sexual misconduct, social justice, south america

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

So, like, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the owner is, like, a llama who can speak Portuguese? Yeah, I know, totally bonkers! But get this, they have this whole storyline where the human rights minister in Brazil got fired for, like, hitting on all the llamas in the server. I mean, who does that?! Anyway, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and maybe even some llama drama. So come on over and let’s get this party started, llama style!

CraftyDefensePay

Armed Forces, budget cuts, budget shortfall, CraftyDefensePay, Crisis, defense budget, defense cuts, defense ministry, defense spending, financial crisis, government spending, Military, military budget, Military Funding, military pay, military personnel, military readiness, national security, salary crisis, Ukraine

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

haha come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is facing a military salary crisis cuz their defense budget ran out 😂😂😂 but don’t worry, we got u covered with tons of diamonds and gold to help u survive the chaos! build ur own army and take over the server in this crazy battle for survival! join now and be the hero ukraine needs in this time of crisis! 😜💎🔥 #minecraft #ukraine #crisis #diamonds #gold #epicserver

Toxic Metal Mine: Cadmium, Lead, Mercury

arsenic, babies, brain development, cadmium, children, contaminated food, environmental contamination, flooded rice, health risks, heavy metal contamination, heavy metal exposure, heavy metal poisoning, heavy metal toxicity, heavy metals, lead, Mercury, metal, neurodevelopmental delays, polluted crops, spinach, TOXIC, toxic elements

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5220	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have heavy metals like cadmium, lead, mercury, and arsenic IN OUR FOOD! watch as your brain development gets DELAYED in the most fun way possible! who needs smarts when you can have a BLAST playing on our server? join now for a toxic good time!