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  • Ventilator Vibes

    Ventilator Vibes
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 983
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Votes: 3319

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Leprechaun’s Lair

    Crafty Leprechaun’s Lair
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 1462
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join Hibernia? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Hibernia and discovered a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas. Yes, you heard that right! Not only that, but there were also hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds scattered throughout the land.

    But that’s not all! On Hibernia, you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can prank your friends by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or making them float in the air with a flick of your magic wand.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Hibernia now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

    Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 5196
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Ores Mined: 8594
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server out there! Forget about those other servers, this one is where the real fun is at!

    So, let me tell you a little story about this server. Back in the day, nijisanji thought they were the top dogs of the Minecraft world. They were all like, “We made live streaming popular, we’re the best!” But then hololive came along and showed them who’s boss.

    Hololive was nothing at first, just a small little company trying to make it in the big leagues. But they believed in their talents and gave them all the support they needed. And guess what? They became the ULTIMATE Minecraft company, leaving nijisanji in the dust.

    Now, nijisanji is just a bunch of losers who see their talents as expendables. But hololive? They’re where it’s at, baby! Join this server and be a part of the WINNING team!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyCraft: Where Even Square Enix Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!

    BlockyCraft: Where Even Square Enix Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 9345
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the excitement never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a FLYING PIG through a land of RAINBOWS and UNICORNS? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    We have GIANT mushrooms that can talk, DANCING creepers, and even a secret treasure hidden deep within the LAVA pits! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Diamond Bacon that grants you UNLIMITED power!

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  • DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips

    DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 5550
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Alien Abductions: 2
    Animals Bred: 168 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is the government cover-up of COVID vaccine reactions!

    Join us as we fight back against the regime with our army of virtual warriors, because who needs reservists when you have Minecraft players on your side?

    Our police may be understaffed, but that just means more time for them to play Minecraft with us!

    Traffic lights tracking mobile phone data? Sounds like a job for our redstone engineers on the server.

    And don’t even get us started on the Groninger gas situation – we’re building bunkers and mining for diamonds to survive the impending closure.

    With FvD dominating TikTok and Belgian blade runners on the loose, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight against the regime – because nothing says rebellion like building a virtual utopia in the world of Minecraft!

    See you at the Farmers Protests on 4 June in Brussels – the WEF/EU regime hates us, but they can’t stop us from mining for justice!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecrafty Cyberpunk 2077 Fun Zone

    Minecrafty Cyberpunk 2077 Fun Zone
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 4119
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8466 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Towns Built: 8

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    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because Pantone 3945 C Edition is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for the most epic adventure of your life with our Update 2.0 Character Builder that will make you feel like a PHANTOM LIBERTY in the Minecraft world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive items that you won’t find anywhere else, from Twitch to Gwent to The Witcher and beyond! Dress up in the latest Cyberpunk clothes and show off your style in the virtual world.

    And if you thought that was all, think again! We have console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling up, getting money, and so much more. Want to spice things up even more? Check out our recommended mods that will take your gaming experience to the next level.

    Join our Back Alley Mods and Modding Discord for even crazier adventures and get access to our braindance catalogue that will leave you questioning reality.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Pantone 3945 C Edition and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 2017
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 242 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 New Chunks Explored: 443892
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 62
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Femcels would rather lick Chad’s sweaty shithole than miss out on all the fun! Why settle for kissing a robot on the cheek when you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments?

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.

    We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 4419
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Do you ever wonder why Goku always gets jobbed so hard by Saitama? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the truth behind this epic battle! Join now and witness epic fights between your favorite anime characters in Minecraft form!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that it can defeat any mob with just one hit! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Diamond Unicorn, a creature that grants wishes to those who can tame it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to why creepers always explode when you get too close…

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CrazyCraft: Where Drinking Traditions Get Weird

    CrazyCraft: Where Drinking Traditions Get Weird
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 5181
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2757 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Buildings Constructed: 16

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    Welcome to our hilariously chaotic Minecraft server! If you have strange drinking traditions in your cunt, then you’ll fit right in here. Our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun!

    Join us for epic block parties where we dance on diamond blocks and drink potions that make us see endermen as dancing llamas. Our community is full of colorful characters who will make you laugh until you cry.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You might find yourself in a creeper dance-off or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to show off your parkour skills. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always bring your sense of humor!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperz – Creeperz

    CraftyCreeperz – Creeperz
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 7938
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Zombie Dances: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and UNICORNS. Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS! They rode on the backs of these majestic creatures as they battled evil witches and saved the world from certain doom.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Castle, where players can trade their emeralds for enchanted weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Pixelated Pirates, a group of swashbuckling skeletons who guard a chest full of rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC adventure and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HomelessCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Estate Agents

    HomelessCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Estate Agents
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 2885
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6015 Chimeras Created: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3654 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the solution to all your housing problems! Forget about burgerland, we have tiny houses villages filled with full function tiny houses so everyone can have a HOME. Watch as players build their own tiny houses and live out their wildest tiny house dreams. Join us and never worry about being homeless in Minecraft again! It’s like a tiny house utopia, but in blocky form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your tiny house empire!

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