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CraftyRedditor

Boredom, Communication, Community, Connecting, CraftyRedditor, digital age, discussion forum, Entertainment, Interaction, internet, memes, networking, News, Online Community, online platform, procrastination, reddit, sharing, social media, Technology, User-generated content

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and building a house out of exploding TNT blocks (because who needs a boring old wooden house anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a portal to a dimension filled with talking cows and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power (just be careful not to accidentally drop it in a pool of lava).

So why are you still on reddit? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

IceCaveDisasterMC Server

Arctic, cave exploration, emergency response, environmental impact, extreme tourism, geological hazard, glacier, hazardous conditions, Ice cave collapse, ice formation, IceCaveDisasterMC, Iceland, missing, natural disaster, rescue operation, risk assessment, safety precautions, search and rescue, Server, Tourist, Tragedy, travel accident

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Items Found:	4539
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like an ice cave collapse in Iceland but in a virtual world, yo! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where danger lurks around every corner. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and join us now before it’s too late!

AirspaceWarsMC

air defense identification zone, AirspaceWarsMC, chinese military, Defense, Diplomatic tension, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, military aggression, military conflict, military incursion, national defense, political conflict, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial airspace, territorial dispute, VIOLATION

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, liek, u gotta join dis amazin minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than dis china japan drama, man. like, our players once rode on giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and then they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks cuz why not, right? also, our admins are secretly wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so, come join us and experience the wildest adventures in minecraft history, dude.

CraftyClimateChangeCrafters

000 people, 10, 27 countries, Beliefs, climate action, climate awareness, climate change, climate communication, climate crisis, climate education, climate impact, climate policy, climate scientists, climate solutions, consensus, CraftyClimateChangeCrafters, Environmental Science, global warming, misconceptions, Public, research, study

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Star Shards Collected:	114
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	799021
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

join our minecraft server cuz we got climate change experts building epic worlds with blocks, yo. like, they know all about the science stuff and can make your mind go whoa. come chill with us and learn about the environment while crafting cool stuff. plus, we got players from all over the world, so you can chat with peeps from 27 countries. it’s like a global party up in here. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. let’s save the planet one block at a time, fam.

SlothSMP: Where the only thing faster than the server is a sloth on caffeine!

bedrock, Caffeine, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Faster, Hardcore, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, sloth, SlothSMP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Farms Harvested:	800

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims for build protection Rewarding rank system Dynamic economy Dedicated PvP arena Peaceful gameplay outside the arena
IP Address	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with version 1.20.6 and later?	Yes, you can join the server with version 1.20.6 or later.
Are there land claims to protect my builds?	Yes, the server features land claims to safeguard your builds.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we have a rewarding rank system for players.
Can I engage in PvP battles on the server?	Yes, there is a dedicated PvP arena for players who enjoy battling.
Is the gameplay peaceful outside the PvP arena?	Yes, the server maintains a peaceful atmosphere outside the PvP arena.

CraftyOhio Socials Server

CraftyOhio, Ohio, ohio adults, ohio casual encounters, ohio community, ohio dating, ohio events, ohio friends, ohio fun, ohio girls, ohio hookup, ohio meetups, ohio nightlife, ohio party, ohio singles, ohio sluts, ohio socials, ohio women, Server, Sluts, sluts and socials, socials

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

On our server, you can build your very own strip club, host wild parties with your friends, and even participate in our weekly twerking competitions. Oh, and did I mention the exclusive “socials” section? That’s where all the drama goes down. You never know who you might meet – or what scandalous secrets they might be hiding.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join ohio sluts & socials today and let your inner party animal run wild. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – things tend to get a little…crazy around here.

SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP

bater punheta, Brasileiro, cuck, Discord, DMs, dumb, dumbfurryloser, expose, feioso, fill, hentai, imbecil, leitao, Loli, mandam no discord, oink, Oink oink, punheta, shota, SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP, stupid

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	751	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the wildest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground loli and shota hentai trading ring that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough, our players love to expose themselves for anyone who wants it – talk about dedication to the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our Brazilian player base is always ready to show off their punheta skills and follow any crazy orders given on Discord. It’s like a wild party that never stops!

So come join us on Discord at dumbfurryloser_ and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, things can get a little…weird. Oink oink!

SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, American, American friend, Bitch, disgrace, English, essay, family, fed up, first language, half Italian, half Viet, ignoring, jokes, lashing out, library, mad, Minecraft, Server, SnowflakeCraft, studying, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	166	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of friends constantly roasting you for being “white”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world drama by building your dream world with blocks. No more feeling like a disgrace to your family – here, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment, where no one will judge you for not knowing Vietnamese or any other language. Let your creativity shine brighter than your friend’s jokes about your whiteness. And hey, if you need to let off some steam, just build a TNT cannon and blow up some creepers – it’s therapeutic, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only language you need to know is Minecraft. Leave the drama at the door and let the blocks do the talking. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures together and forget about those pesky real-life problems. See you in the Minecraft world, where you can be whoever you want to be – no judgments, just fun!

ShowerFirstOrBust

apartment, bathroom, CAR, Communication, dialogue, diet, emergency, Food, Friends, Frustrated, impolite, lack of manners, Manners, mealtime, peepee, periods, Rent, rent payment, roommate etiquette, shower, ShowerFirstOrBust

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5098
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

MovieTwistMinecraftSMP

Cinema, Climax, ending, film, Finale, jaw-dropping, Movie, movie climax, movie ending, movie twist, MovieTwistMinecraftSMP, plot twist, shock, Shocking.., Surprise, surprise ending, Twist, twist ending, unexpected, unexpected ending, Unpredictable

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchantments Applied:	204	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes through your tunnel, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. Last week, we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it, one player even rode into battle on a giant chicken!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and hilarious as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and surprises waiting for you on our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!