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The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7213
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with exploding green creatures. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where Endermen strut their stuff on the runway. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

Ruins Hololive’s idol identity – LOLcraft Server

hololive, Hololives, Identity, Idol, idol identity, Japanese culture, JP girls, LolCraft, NEGATIVE, negative impact, online entertainment, ruined reputation, ruins, ruins all, Server, streaming, Streaming Community, stupid, vcr, virtual idols

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Runes Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because our server will RUIN Hololive’s idol identity! That’s right, we’ll make those virtual YouTubers wish they never even started streaming!

Join us as we embark on a quest to destroy VCRs and all things related to Hololive. Who needs cute anime girls when you can have a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those JP girls who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

GuitarCrafters Minecraft: Where we shred on both axes and blocks!

amplifier, art, Axes, blocks, Craftsmanship, dialing in, effects, guitar, GuitarCrafters, Instrument, Mastery, Minecraft, Music, musician, Perfecting, Perfection, Performance, Practice, Precision, shred, skill, Sound, Technique, Tone, Tuning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	825	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	161	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Farms Harvested:	624	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft world sounding like a broken record? Well, look no further because our server has perfected the art of dialing in a guitar tone… in Minecraft! Join us and rock out with your block out as you shred through the pixelated landscape with the sickest guitar tones you’ve ever heard. Trust us, your ears will thank you for joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come jam with us and let the music of Minecraft fill your soul with joy and rockin’ vibes!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

acceptance, anti-semitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, civil rights, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, ENEMY, hate crimes, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, marginalized communities, minority groups, Multiculturalism, prejudice, racism, real, Social Issues, tolerance, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Dragon Eggs Found:	6659

Are you tired of dealing with browns and jews in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Our server is like a magical land where browns and jews don’t exist, only blocks and diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. So why waste time dealing with real-life drama when you can join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and leave the browns and jews behind!

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our server is so lit, we even have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now! Fight dragons, cast spells, and save the realm from evil alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters! 🔥

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test! Explore new lands, meet new players, and conquer new challenges in a whole new world! 🌍

⚔️ Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Fight for glory, honor, and the ultimate bragging rights! ⚔️

🏰 Need resources, a Free Company, or a Linkshell? Look no further! Our server has everything you need to thrive and conquer the Minecraft world! 🏰

🎉 Don’t miss out on our crazy meetups! From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK meetups to spooky club gatherings, there’s always something fun happening on our server! 🎉

🔮 And who could forget the legendary Orbonne Monastery MINE Run? Join the Crystal Party Finder and embark on a quest like no other! 🔮

🤣 Last time on /xivg/: Who knows what shenanigans went down? Join our server and create your own hilarious stories to share with the world! 🤣

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Who knows what epic tales you’ll have to tell after your time on Dawntrail! 🌌🎮

Creepers and Misanthropes

anti-social, antisocial behavior, avoidant personality, CREEPERS, Cynic, disdain for humanity, dislike of humanity, distrust of people, Hermit, human aversion, Introvert, ISOLATED, LONER, misanthrope, Misanthropes, misanthropic tendencies, people hater, pessimistic, Recluse, social anxiety, solitary lifestyle, solitude

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Do you hate people more than creepers hate cats? Do you want to escape the real world and live in a land where you can build giant statues of yourself without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to interact with another living soul!

Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine couldn’t get in if he tried. We have secret underground bases filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and a never-ending buffet of cake. Plus, if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than you think.

GEMS are for Villagers

anticipation, binge-worthy, Characters, Cliffhanger, Drama, EXCITEMENT, fanbase, Fandom, Gems, long awaited, must watch, Mystery, plot twists, SEASON 2, series, Storyline, Thriller, tv show, villagers, Waiting, when

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only gems you find are in the mines? Well, get ready for Season 2 of our server where GEMS are for getting your groove on! That’s right, we’ve got disco balls, dance floors, and even a DJ booth where you can show off your sick moves. So why wait? Join now and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or 2022, whatever floats your boat)!

Pixel Pimps & Creeper Chicks: Where First Dates Get Explosive!

Boundaries, chicks, consent, creeper, customs, Dates.., dating culture, Expectations, explosive, first date, Gender Roles, global perspectives, Intimacy, luxury, materialism, personal values, pimps, PIXEL, relationships, rolex, social norms, societal pressure, status symbol, Stereotypes, Traditions, wealth

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	614415	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Animals Bred:	112	Dragon Eggs Found:	6840
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of striking out with the ladies because you don’t have a fancy watch? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all the girls will be throwing themselves at you if you wear a Rolex in-game! That’s right, forget about charm and personality, all you need is a virtual timepiece to win over the ladies.

Join our server and watch as the virtual babes flock to you like moths to a flame. Who needs to actually talk to someone when you can just flash your Rolex and have them falling at your virtual feet? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to live out your wildest Rolex-wearing fantasies in Minecraft!

CraftyZombieLand: Where we debate if ‘The Last of Us’ is art or just a bunch of blocks

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	276
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2234	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge in a post-apocalyptic world where zombies roam the land and players must scavenge for resources to survive.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to fend off hordes of the undead, but you’ll also have to navigate through treacherous terrain filled with deadly traps and hidden secrets. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and powerful weapons waiting to be discovered.

So, if you’re up for a thrilling adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this post-apocalyptic world. Remember, only the strongest and bravest players will make it out alive!

DreamCraft: Where Nightmares Come to Play!

anxiety, confusion, coping strategies, Darkness, Disturbing, DreamCraft, dreams, fear, going on, Haunting, insomnia, mental health, Nightmares, Play, Psychological, Sleep, sleep paralysis, subconscious, surreal, Terror, Therapy, WTF

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12

Are you tired of boring old dreams where you’re just flying or falling? Join our Minecraft server and experience nightmares every time you sleep! We’ve got creepy crawlies, spooky specters, and terrifying monsters lurking around every corner. Who needs a good night’s rest when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in your dreams? Join now and never have a peaceful night again!