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The Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is run by the cutest, coolest, and slightly schizophrenic hagsmith of HoloID Gen 3 – Kaela Kovalskia! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs, covers, and group performances that will have you laughing till your sides hurt.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pejuang Senja, whose music will touch your soul and make you question the meaning of life. Need a laugh? Check out our Kaenglish dictionary for some hilarious translations that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re looking for some epic merch to show off your love for Kaela, look no further! Our server has all the swag you need to represent your favorite hagsmith in style.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, laughter, and madness that awaits you!

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a place where the characters have more drama than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.

With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Pixel Paddle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of slipping and sliding all over the place in Minecraft like a penguin on ice skates? Join our server and say goodbye to slippery thumbsticks and hello to precision control with our custom DualSense controllers! Our thumbstick caps are so grippy, you’ll feel like you have the strength of ten Minecraft Steve’s! Don’t be a noob with slippery sticks, join us and dominate the virtual world with ease.

Rob ot AI art sells for $1.1 Million Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our AI-powered robots are getting in on the action! Meet Ai-Da, our resident artist who just sold a painting for $1.1 million – all thanks to the inspiration she found on our server!

Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!

Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, brought to you by Pfizer! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!

2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?

4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!

Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	92
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	747	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	127	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

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The Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Pixel Paddle Minecraft Server

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Rob ot AI art sells for $1.1 Million Minecraft SMP

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Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

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Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

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Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

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I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchantments Applied:	189
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Divine Spears Created:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4242	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2