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NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	137
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	389	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

AutisticSisMCServer

autistic sister, AutisticSisMCServer, Boundaries, Communication, custody, difficult decision, Emotional support, family tragedy, freedom, Guilt, love, love for sister, parenting, personal time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, social life, Space, Stability, uncle

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchantments Applied:	284
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

BlockPartyFamVacay

Adventure, blended family, BlockPartyFamVacay, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family, getaway, Guilt, Memories, Motherhood, parenting, quality time, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, stepchildren, travel, vacation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3526
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	7672
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockyNostalgia

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Towns Built:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

BirdFluCrew

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Love Letters Sent:	16

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4255
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	61
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

ExStepChefCraft

Abandoned, ABSENT, autism, Cooking, Dinner, ex, ExStepChefCraft, family, Father, Food, Frustration, grandmother, hobby, husband, Job, parents, refusing, Son, special needs, stepsister, waltz

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!