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ShaveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, on our Minecraft server, we have a special event called “Shave and Surprise” where players have to shave their in-game characters’ beards without telling anyone beforehand! It’s like a virtual facetime reveal, but with pixelated blocks!

One time, this player’s virtual girlfriend didn’t recognize him after he shaved his beard and she couldn’t stop laughing! 😂 He was so upset that he just logged off and refused to play for days. But hey, that’s the risk you take when you join our server – unexpected laughs and virtual makeovers!

So, if you’re ready for some crazy surprises and hilarious reactions, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation like our player’s virtual girlfriend! 😉🧔🪓

DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!

Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land

Bedouins, blocky, Chaos, Christianity, Conflict, Crafting, gaza, HOLY, holy land, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islam, Israel, jerusalem, judaism, Land, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Peace, Politics, SECURITY, Settlements, Terrorism, united nations, War, West Bank, WTF

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	459	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated paradise where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

Backlash, controversy, Drama, drama queen, FESTIVAL, HOLY, Holy Mother of Kek, Horse, horse dramachuuba, internet, internet culture, keks, madness, Meme culture, memes, Minecraft, ONLINE, Ramadan is a Festival, Recover, ROASTED, social media, trolling, viral, viral sensation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5608	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5898	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Buildings Constructed:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	367804
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Crops Grown:	6935
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Holo’s Hub of Hilarity: Where Cute and Pure Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	71
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adorable as your wife Holo? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute and pure fun! Join us for a chance to build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil zombies with fluffy bunnies as your sidekicks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock a magical portal to a land where unicorns roam free and cake grows on trees. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Crafty McCraftface’s Realm of LOLs

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and build all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to add some spice to your gameplay.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Just be careful of the lava pit trap that guards it – it’s been known to turn players into roasted marshmallows.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the zombie pigmen who have some killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Votes:	3592
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.

Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.

Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!