Shaved MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Shaved Legs Realm 1.20.6

self-image, Confidence, self esteem, shaved legs, 1.20.6

OMG, join this Minecraft server cuz we got the smoothest legs in the game! Forget building, forget mining, just come admire our silky smooth leggies all day long. It’s a leggy paradise, baby! You won’t find this kind of leg action anywhere else, I promise you that. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s talk legs, baby!

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Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

personal care, Preferences, pussy, body positivity, Anons

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

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TangoCraft Minecraft Server

comparison, TangoCraft, per capita, Server, Pussies

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and untamed as the natural pussies of Brazil and Argentina? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are rocking a full bush! Join us for a hairy adventure unlike any other, where the only thing smoother than our gameplay is the smooth jazz playing in the background. So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to explore a world where the only thing shaved is the ice in your mojito. See you in South America, baby!

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ShaveCraft: Transfem Edition

LGBTQ, empowerment, intersectionality, Transgender, demographics

haha u know what’s even more shaved? this epic minecraft server! u gotta join cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and talking sheep that give u advice on how to build the sickest treehouse. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on them. trust me, u won’t find a server crazier than this one. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build some wacky stuff together!

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MissionMasters Minecraft Server

Minecraft, distant, Quest, Server, MissionMasters

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate space explorer! After completing a top-secret mission, you’ll find yourself stranded at the outer border of the galaxy. But fear not, because on our server, you’ll have the chance to build your own spaceship out of blocks and embark on epic adventures to unknown planets. Who knows what kind of alien creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way? So come join us and show the universe who’s boss!

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HubbyForgotMyBigDay

lack of interest, lack of involvement, lack of engagement., work-life balance, increased workload

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be ignored like this poor PhD student’s husband ignored her presentation! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, people who actually care about what you’re up to.

Unlike the husband in this story, our players are always eager to know what you’re working on and will support you every step of the way. Who needs a reminder when you have a whole community cheering you on?

So come on, join our server and leave the real-life assholes behind. Let’s build, explore, and conquer together!

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ExerCraft Minecraft Server

Favorite, Hiking, sports, Running, FITNESS

Are you tired of boring old exercise routines? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only exercise you’ll be getting is running away from creepers and zombies! Trust us, your heart rate will be through the roof in no time. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden treasure chests that can only be found by doing squats in real life. Who needs a gym membership when you have our server? So come join us and get fit the Minecraft way!

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Pixelated Prestige

trendy, pixelated, luxury, high quality, valuable

Are you tired of boring old premium servers that everyone else is playing on? Well, look no further because our server is the new definition of premium! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as mounts, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy!

Join our server and become a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history. We have players who can build entire cities in a single day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have discovered the secret to unlimited diamonds (spoiler alert: it involves dancing with creepers).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those old premium servers behind and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget! Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

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AsteroidCraft: Close Call Saturday

AsteroidCraft, Phenomenon, planetary defense, Orbit, celestial body

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL GUESS WHAT, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN ASTEROIDS WANNA CHECK IT OUT! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, AN ASTEROID IS GONNA PASS CLOSE TO EARTH JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE MADNESS GOING ON IN OUR SERVER.

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE HEROBRIEN HIMSELF LIKES TO HANG OUT.

SO IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER, THEN JOIN US NOW! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, BECAUSE EVEN ASTEROIDS CAN’T RESIST THE TEMPTATION OF OUR SERVER!

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PuppyPanicCraft

puppy, emotions, puppy training, Frustration, negative emotions

So, like, imagine this, right? You bring home a cute lil puppy in Minecraft, and suddenly your whole world is turned upside down. You’re like, “OMG, why did I do this? This puppy is driving me crazy!” But don’t worry, on our server, we got you covered.

Join our server and let all your puppy-related stress melt away. We have magical potions that make your virtual puppy behave like a perfect angel. No more anxiety, weariness, or frustration here, just pure puppy love and happiness.

Plus, on our server, you can build a giant doghouse that defies all laws of physics. Imagine a doghouse so big, it’s like a castle for your furry friend. And guess what? Your puppy can talk in this magical land. That’s right, your Minecraft puppy can hold a conversation with you about the meaning of life and the best way to mine diamonds.

So come on, join our server and experience the joy of having a virtual puppy without any of the real-life stress. It’s like therapy, but with more creepers and less crying. Let’s make Minecraft puppies great again!

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