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  • ShaveCraft Minecraft Server

    ShaveCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, on our Minecraft server, we have a special event called “Shave and Surprise” where players have to shave their in-game characters’ beards without telling anyone beforehand! It’s like a virtual facetime reveal, but with pixelated blocks!

    One time, this player’s virtual girlfriend didn’t recognize him after he shaved his beard and she couldn’t stop laughing! 😂 He was so upset that he just logged off and refused to play for days. But hey, that’s the risk you take when you join our server – unexpected laughs and virtual makeovers!

    So, if you’re ready for some crazy surprises and hilarious reactions, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation like our player’s virtual girlfriend! 😉🧔🪓

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ShaveCraft: Transfem Edition

    ShaveCraft: Transfem Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u know what’s even more shaved? this epic minecraft server! u gotta join cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and talking sheep that give u advice on how to build the sickest treehouse. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on them. trust me, u won’t find a server crazier than this one. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build some wacky stuff together!

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  • ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

    ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

    So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SkillSwap Minecraft Server

    SkillSwap Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly master the skill of taming wild llamas with just a wink and a smile! Imagine riding into battle on a majestic llama steed, leading your army to victory with your newfound llama-whispering abilities. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the llama king of our server – join now and start your llama-riding adventures today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCompliments

    CraftyCompliments

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll be praised for your impeccable block-placing skills and your ability to survive the most treacherous of creeper explosions!

    Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic builds and your uncanny ability to tame wild wolves with just a single bone. Rumor has it that on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly (literally)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and bask in the glory of being the most admired player in all of Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena in the spawn village!

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  • CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine if russia had to pay a BILL for all the carbon emissions from the ukriane war like oops sorry mother nature here’s $32 billion for the mess we made hahaha. but hey, forget about that and come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be emitting is laughter and fun! we have so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about those pesky carbon emissions. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good time. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, because life’s too short to worry about carbon footprints when you could be building giant statues of steve riding a pig instead!

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  • CraftyGenocide – Build, Survive, Conquer!

    CraftyGenocide – Build, Survive, Conquer!

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic, bro. Like, did you know that 60% of Ukrainians believe that Russia’s main goal in war is genocide and destruction of nation? Crazy, right?

    But like, forget about all that serious stuff, come join our server instead! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode into a shower of candy. It’s like a party in your computer, man.

    And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.

    So, like, why waste your time worrying about real-world problems when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ReceiptCraft: SlowComms

    ReceiptCraft: SlowComms

    New Minecraft Servers

    sooo like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? welllllll, u gotta join this server cuz like, the read receipts have slowed down communication so much that u will literally feel like ur in a different dimension. u will be like, “woah, am i even in minecraft anymore?” but don’t worry, u are, and it’s gonna be the most wild ride of ur life. join now and experience the chaos for urself. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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  • DebrisCraft: Dementia Edition

    DebrisCraft: Dementia Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND GET A 30 TIMES HIGHER CHANCE OF GETTING DEMENTIA! WE GOT DEBRIS EXPOSURE FOR DAYS, Y’ALL! IF YOU WANT TO DEVELOP DEMENTIA FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR PLAYERS WITH SEVERE EXPOSURES HAVE A WHOPPING 42 TIMES THE RISK OF LOSING THEIR MINDS! COME ON IN AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN! #DEMENTIAFORDAYS #CREEPERSPEED #LOLZVILLE

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  • Phoenix: Where even the semi-vanillas can rise from the ashes!

    Phoenix: Where even the semi-vanillas can rise from the ashes!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Phoenix Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Server Version 1.20.4 with Experimental Features
    Available Resources Abundance of resources, with quick collection
    Key Features 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage

    Revamp Plans

    Currently looking to completely revamp the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm eventually.

    Player Invitation

    People of ANY skill level looking to learn are invited. Players 13+ are accepted, but cracked players or hackers are not allowed.

    Server Details

    Both servers run on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X; server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. For a chart of all server info, check Server Uptime

    Discord Link

    Join our Discord community here

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are all players allowed on the server? Players 13+ are allowed, but cracked players or hackers are not accepted.
    What are the key features of the server? 1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage
    Where is the server hosted? The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.

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