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ShaveCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, ShaveCraft, dry responses, relationship, Minecraft

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, on our Minecraft server, we have a special event called “Shave and Surprise” where players have to shave their in-game characters’ beards without telling anyone beforehand! It’s like a virtual facetime reveal, but with pixelated blocks!

One time, this player’s virtual girlfriend didn’t recognize him after he shaved his beard and she couldn’t stop laughing! 😂 He was so upset that he just logged off and refused to play for days. But hey, that’s the risk you take when you join our server – unexpected laughs and virtual makeovers!

So, if you’re ready for some crazy surprises and hilarious reactions, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation like our player’s virtual girlfriend! 😉🧔🪓

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ShaveCraft: Transfem Edition

Stereotypes, Grooming, body hair, LGBTQ, Inclusivity

haha u know what’s even more shaved? this epic minecraft server! u gotta join cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and talking sheep that give u advice on how to build the sickest treehouse. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on them. trust me, u won’t find a server crazier than this one. so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build some wacky stuff together!

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ShaveCraft: Where Even the Pixels Stay Clean!

grooming tips, clean-shaven, grooming habits, self-care, #facial hair

Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!

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Lost in Blocks Minecraft Server

bewildering, unexpected journey, disbelief, puzzled, wondering

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! How the fuck did we get here, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players accidentally stumbled upon a glitch in the game that transported them to a parallel universe filled with rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Instead of panicking, they decided to embrace the madness and create the most outrageous Minecraft server ever seen.

Join us if you dare to explore upside-down villages, ride on giant chickens, and battle against a horde of evil bunnies. Our server is filled with hidden secrets, bizarre quests, and the occasional dance party with the Ender Dragon.

So, why should you join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics don’t apply, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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NTRCraft Minecraft Server

NTRcraft, manga recommendation, Love Triangle, Jealousy, alltime favorite

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending NTR manga come to life! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, heartbreak, and scandalous love triangles as you navigate through our crazy world. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy plot twists to keep you entertained? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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CraftyLove Minecraft Server

social interactions, introverted partner, Server, CraftyLove, party invitations

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a group of friends who are as tight as a creeper’s grip on its prey! We have a couple, a bunch of singles, and even an introverted player who prefers to mine alone like a hermit in a cave.

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships stronger than diamond armor! Just like the dilemma of inviting guests to a Minecraft wedding, we promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (hopefully just from TNT).

So come on over and join our server, where you can mine, craft, and navigate social dynamics just like in real life. Who needs diamonds when you have friendships as precious as emeralds? Join us now and let’s craft some memories together!

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MotherInLawNoTouch

Understanding, Respect, physical boundaries, personal space, relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal boundaries are respected and you can build your own virtual bubble of safety! Join us and escape the drama of unwanted affection and rear end smacks from your mother-in-law.

On our server, you can create your own world where no one can touch you without your consent, just like in real life (but with creepers instead of in-laws). Build a fortress of solitude where you can back away from any unwanted hugs and never have to explain your past trauma to anyone.

So why join our server? Because here, you’re the master of your own space and no one can make you feel like the AH for setting boundaries. Plus, we have virtual therapy llamas to help you work through any relationship strains caused by your mother-in-law’s touchy-feely antics. Come join us and build a world where personal space is sacred and drama-free!

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SmartClassmateGoneLOL

missing person, unsolved mystery, academic prodigy, ACADEMIC, GENIUS

Remember that one kid in class who always had the answer to every question? Well, on our Minecraft server, that kid turned into a genius Minecraft builder! He built a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon was jealous. Join our server and maybe you’ll unlock your inner Minecraft genius too! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Steve Jobs. Join now and let’s build some blocky masterpieces together!

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SleepCraft: Dream or Die

Sleepcraft, Die, Wake Up, insomnia, Sleep

join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the tyranny of your own brain! our server is so lit, your brain will be too busy having a rave party to keep you asleep!

imagine building your dream castle while your brain is too busy trying to figure out how to dance the macarena in your dreams.

we have so many crazy adventures waiting for you, your brain won’t know what hit it! join now and show your brain who’s boss on our wacky minecraft server!

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CoalTrainCarnage

study, hospital admissions, health risks, railroad tracks, respiratory issues

come join our epic minecraft server where we have coal trains running through the land, giving you that extra challenge of dodging coal dust while building your epic creations! who needs clean air when you can have the thrill of potentially dying prematurely from all the pollutants? plus, our server is so lit that even the air pollutants are associated with increases in asthma-related episodes and hospital admissions – talk about a wild ride! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the coal train chaos!

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