| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2830 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7700 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 659609 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6573 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 281 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 955 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6576 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2497 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 2995 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7453 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6283 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 300 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 9479 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 153 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 223959 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4426 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Votes: | 5456 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
