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SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, awakening, confronting reality, coming to terms, adulting

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind like finding out Santa isn’t real but in an adult way. Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of wild players who are all like “Yo, let’s build a giant statue of a potato!” And you’re just like, “Hell yeah, I’m in!” But wait, there’s more. We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with hot sauce. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like finding out Santa isn’t real, but way more lit, bro. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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CraftyKidMyths

false beliefs, reality check, mistaken beliefs, childhood fantasies, naive beliefs

Remember when you used to believe that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, just like that childhood myth, our Minecraft server is full of wild and wacky adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming!

Join our server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm)! Build your dream castle on a cloud, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that riding a chicken into battle is a legitimate strategy, or that building a house out of TNT is the height of architectural genius? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those pesky watermelon seeds!

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SantaGoneMIA Minecraft SMP

mature perspective, Minecraft, Disappointment, emotional growth, holiday traditions

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate betrayal of finding out that diamonds are not actually the rarest resource in the game – it’s actually dirt! Yes, dirt is the most valuable commodity on our server and you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to get your hands on it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary player known only as “The Ender Dragon Whisperer” who roams the land, challenging unsuspecting players to epic rap battles. Can you defeat them with your sick rhymes and witty comebacks?

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, chicken politics, and epic rap battles. Just remember, nothing is as it seems in this crazy world!

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Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

Minecraft, CopyPaste, Events, Projections, cringe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

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GirlCraft Minecraft Server

submissive, Girlcraft, Gyaru, bookworm, Naughty

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s the girl of your dreams or Anon’s wildest fantasies! Want to be a dumb gyaru, a shy bookworm, big titty rapebait, a needy loli, a ditzy slut, a domineering mommy, or any other character you can think of? This is the place for you!

Join us and let your imagination run wild as you interact with humans, elves, goblins, anthros, demongirls, monstergirls, and any other type of girl you can think of. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on in and join the fun in our Bent Over Edition, where anything goes and the only limit is your creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new roles and have a blast with like-minded players. See you there!

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MomzBridesmaidDressSwap Minecraft Server

pear shape, body shape, body image, XL, Sewing

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of size and shape? Look no further than our server, where we believe in making everything fit just right, just like that bridesmaid dress that needed a little adjustment!

Join our server and experience the thrill of resizing blocks to fit perfectly together, just like how we resized that dress for the perfect fit. Our server is all about making sure everything looks and feels just right, even if it means swapping tags and hiding the truth from your family members.

With crazy stories like these happening on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and experience the drama, the excitement, and the questionable decision-making skills of our players. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises and sewing skills? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of block-building and dress-altering adventures!

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ExWifeLaundryLover

Tension, teenagers, shower, accident, family

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Just like the time when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant toilet, or when a group of players formed a llama army to take over the server.

But that’s not all! We also have a unique feature where players can become virtual nurses and help care for injured players in the game. Just like the time when a player’s virtual ex-wife needed help with her virtual laundry, and things got a little messy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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BootyCraft: Big Butts Edition

back pain, self-conscious, sitting discomfort, body proportions, physical limitations

Are you tired of your big booty causing you problems in everyday life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave your butt-related issues behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where having a large derriere is actually an advantage.

Imagine a land where your butt is your greatest weapon, where you can defeat enemies with a single cheek clap or build towering structures with the power of your glutes. Our server is a haven for those with ample assets, where you can truly shine and show off your impressive posterior prowess.

So why wait? Join us now and let your big booty lead you to victory in ways you never thought possible. Who knew that having a large butt could be so rewarding in the world of Minecraft?

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Allah’s Block Party: No Censorship, Just Fun!

biased reporting, gaza conflict, Censorship, Al Jazeera controversy, Party

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who is actually a secret agent working for the government. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds and become the richest player in the game.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, “May Allah reckon with you” if you don’t join!

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FaceScan Frenzy

privacy violation, personal data, surveillance state, privacy implications, privacy concerns

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! build a giant toilet made out of diamonds or create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, the possibilities are endless!

we have a secret feature where you can turn into a flying pig and rain down bacon on all the other players. trust me, it's a real thing, just ask our resident flying pig, Sir Oinksalot.

if you join our server, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs. rumor has it that if you collect enough diamond eggs, you can summon the mighty Chickenzilla to wreak havoc on the land.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in existence! just be prepared for the unexpected, like a herd of zombie cows riding on top of giant spiders. it's all in a day's work on our server!

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