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Shat My Pants Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Are you tired of dealing with automatic toilets that splash water on your balls while trying to take a peaceful poop? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting splashed is the fun! Our bathrooms are always clean and free of rogue poop crumbs, unlike those pesky public bathrooms. Come join us for a poop-free gaming experience and leave the poop crumbs behind!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	788	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	419
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchantments Applied:	155	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Animals Bred:	57	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	175
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Emeralds Found:	9257
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5420
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8584	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Astral Projections Made:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Animals Bred:	70
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!