Sharty MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SpamCraft Minecraft Server

Spam, schizo wiki article, Neutralplier, His Highness, 4chan

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server, where 4chan gets spammed, spam is deleted, and then… nothing happens! But wait, there’s more! Join us as we witness the epic battle between factions of spammers, with troonjaks and chudjaks duking it out in a digital war of memes.

But that’s not all! Experience the thrill of a SoiBooru catalog freeze, a site shutdown, and a 3947-part captcha that will make you question your sanity. And don’t forget about the epic debates over which faction is the true Sharty culture and which is just Twitter in disguise.

Join us as we witness the rise of Faction 34, The Troon Annihilators And Followers Of His Highness Froot (Peace Be Upon Him), and watch as alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legendary “Great Faction 1-2-34TTAAFOHHF(PBUH) War Of ’24 XVII” and go down in history as a true Minecraft warrior.

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Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

affordability, high end, price tag, Premium, cost

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

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KidCraftWeekendFun

family time, SAHM, childcare, shower, getting ready

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who thinks showering is more important than helping with the kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and experience a world where you don’t have to worry about changing diapers or feeding babies. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands with your virtual friends.

Forget about arguments over who should be doing what, on our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and welcoming community. Plus, there’s no need to pack a diaper bag or rush to pick up the kids from the sitter – just log on and let the adventure begin!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks a candlelit shower is more important than helping out with the kids!

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LuxuryCraft: Where Normal is Luxury

Privilege, everyday luxury, comfort, Extravagant, convenience

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the luxury of having a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of fire. That’s right, your enemies will be dazzled by the sparkling rainbows and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves to the latest hits.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy? That’s right, you can frolic through fields of cotton candy trees and swim in rivers of chocolate whenever you please.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the luxury and insanity that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyFeministRevolution

solidarity, women’s empowerment, social justice, Iranian diaspora, HUMAN RIGHTS

so, liek, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but with a twist! we got Iranian women’s rights rally goin on in Paris! u can join in on da fun and help fight for equality while also building ur dream castle or whatever! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! u gotta join dis server for the epic adventure and the chance to make a difference in da world! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s go save some Iranian women and get rich at da same time!

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Blocky Edge Cases

clogged pores, skin care, Beauty Tips, healthy skin, Blackheads

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this epic server where blackheads have edge cases! What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right?

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes? You got it. Want to battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? Heck yeah!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Llama of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its power? Or will you just end up getting lost in a maze of giant cheese wheels? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Blackheads have edge cases, and you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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Syre MC SkyGens: Where SkyBlock meets a midlife crisis

Crisis, Playing, Free Ranks, Upgrades, chop

Welcome to Syre MC
Custom Enchants	Acquire unique enchants through quests or enchantment tables!
Generators	Collect and upgrade your generators to become the richest on the server!
New Server	Enjoy frequent updates, ensuring fresh content!
Free Ranks	Ascend through the ranks simply by playing!
Pet System	Fish, Farm, Mine, and Chop your way to the top through our unique ways of grinding!
Discord	Join our discord at https://discord.gg/WXQSHhXY

FAQ

How can I acquire custom enchants?

You can acquire custom enchants through quests or by using enchantment tables.

How can I become the richest on the server?

Collect and upgrade your generators to increase your wealth and become the richest player on the server.

How often does the server receive updates?

The server receives frequent updates to ensure fresh content and keep players engaged.

How can I ascend through the ranks?

Simply by playing on the server, you can ascend through the ranks and unlock new privileges.

What unique ways of grinding are available in the pet system?

In the pet system, you can fish, farm, mine, and chop your way to the top, offering a variety of ways to progress.

Boomer Minecraft Server

queer, LGBTQ identity, self-acceptance, LGBTQ, boomer

Are you tired of feeling less fabulous as you age? Join our Minecraft server and experience a reverse aging process where you become more and more fabulous with each block you mine! Our server is infused with magical rainbow sparkles that will make you feel like a glittery unicorn prancing through a field of diamonds. Say goodbye to boring old age and hello to a lifetime of fabulousness on our server! Join now and start feeling gayer than ever before!

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Lonely No More Minecraft SMP

smp, emotional intelligence, self improvement, self worth, self-validation

Are you tired of feeling lonely in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone again! Why? Because we have a secret potion that makes all the mobs in the game want to be your friend! That’s right, no more wandering the world solo, now you’ll have a whole army of creepers following you around like loyal puppies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King in a dance-off for the ages. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to control all the chickens in the land. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending a lot of time clucking around.

So come join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever! Who needs real friends when you have a posse of friendly mobs and a dance-off with a giant chicken to look forward to?

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NoBoyfriendNoTag

Boundaries, airtag, Communication, control, privacy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from controlling boyfriends and live your best blocky life!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where you don’t need an AirTag to know where you are at all times. Our server is a safe space where you can roam freely without anyone tracking your every move.

Forget about serious conversations about carrying tracking devices, here you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any worries. Plus, our community is full of independent players who value trust and respect your autonomy.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a controlling boyfriend when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities at your fingertips?

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