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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5282 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.