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KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Votes:	4340
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Enchantments Applied:	135	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

age gap, BETRAYAL, Big cock, Cheating, cuck, Discord, getting back together, Halfpint420s, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Hippie, Infidelity, Jealousy, liberal, Love Lost, Love Triangle, Minecraft, relationship, Revenge, Server, size matters, snapchat, Vaxxed, VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

IceAgeCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, Conspiracy Theory, Daily, Deception, deep fakes, Dems, doubt, fake news, freezing up, IceAgeCraft, Kek, lefty’s, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, Server, skepticism, social media, Technology, Truth, Videos

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of freezing up in the cold, just like a snow golem in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that you’ll never experience a freeze again! And if anyone tries to claim that our amazing gameplay is just a “deep fake,” we’ll just laugh it off like a creeper exploding in your face! Join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only thing freezing will be your enemies in fear of your epic skills!

ProveItCraft

argument with girlfriend, awkward situation, clean living room, cluttered coffee table, dating conflict, dating drama, defending actions, defending myself, Embarrassing moment, explaining situation, explaining tasks, fetish accusation, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, ProveItCraft, proving wrong, social awkwardness, social dynamics, taskmaster themed birthday

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taskmaster challenge. Complete tasks like “tying yourself up,” “sitting on cakes,” and “throwing items into elevated buckets” to earn epic rewards and bragging rights. And don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – no fetishes involved here!

Join us and meet fellow players who share your love for all things quirky and hilarious. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate defending your Taskmaster skills to a new friend. So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

SoloCraft: VacayVentures

Adventure, culture, Escape, Experience, Explore, INDEPENDENCE, personal growth, Relaxation, Safety, Self Discovery, solo travel, solo trip, solo vacation, SoloCraft, travel, travel advice, travel alone, travel experiences, travel tips, vacation, VacayVentures, Wanderlust

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	164	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	283
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of traveling alone during vacations and getting bored out of your mind? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to travel alone again! Join us and embark on epic adventures with a group of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is like a never-ending vacation where you can explore exotic lands, battle fierce monsters, and even build your own crazy creations. And if you ever feel lonely, just shout out in the chat and you’ll have a whole squad of players ready to join you on your journey.

So why travel alone when you can join our server and have the time of your life with a bunch of nutty Minecraft pals? Pack your bags (or pickaxe) and come join the fun today!

UyghurVillageMakeover

authoritarian regime, China, Chinese censorship, cultural genocide, Cultural preservation, discrimination, east turkestan, Ethnic Minorities, forced assimilation, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international scrutiny, minority rights, name changes, political oppression, religious persecution, Report, Uyghur, UyghurVillageMakeover, Villages, Xinjiang

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

so, like, this server is like the craziest place ever, man. we got like, villages being renamed by china, but like, in minecraft, we rename villages for fun! join us and be part of the wackiest village renaming party ever! who needs uyghur villages when you can have villages named after your pet goldfish, amirite? come join us and be part of the madness!

RackAttackChiroCraft

Alternative Medicine, back pain relief, chiropractic adjustment, chiropractic care, chiropractic treatment, historical torture methods, holistic healing, medieval medicine, medieval torture, pain relief, physical therapy, rack torture, RackAttackChiroCraft, spinal manipulation, spine alignment, torture devices, torture experience, torture history, torture survivors, torture techniques, torture victims

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7487
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	2263

join our server for the most epic chiropractic adjustments in all of minecraft land! our torture rack is the ultimate chiropractor, giving your spine the stretch it never knew it needed. but don’t worry, we promise not to take it too far… maybe. come for the back-cracking fun, stay for the questionable medical practices! trust us, your vertebrae will thank you.

PlasticPeenProblemsMC

discovery, environmental health, erectile dysfunction, health concerns, male fertility, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, penis health, penises, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic pollution, PlasticPeenProblemsMC, Pollution, questions, reproductive health, research, scientific findings, sexual function, sexual health, study

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mines Excavated:	4282	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Yo, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where players have discovered microplastics in their pixelated penises?! 😱 Yeah, you heard that right! And now everyone’s wondering if it’s causing erectile dysfunction in the game! 😂 But don’t worry, we’ve got the best doctors in the virtual world to help you out! Join now for a chance to experience this crazy phenomenon and maybe even get your blocky mojo back! 😜🍆💊 #BlockyED #MinecraftMadness