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  • Blocky Vision – The Myopia Minecraft Server

    Blocky Vision – The Myopia Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 2172
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3

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    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their Myopia was magically cured. Like, what even? It’s like a virtual eye doctor up in here! And get this, there are secret quests where you have to defeat evil eye doctors who are trying to make everyone wear glasses forever. It’s a battle for sight, man.

    But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweetness?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the wackiness begin! Your eyes will thank you, and your imagination will run wild. Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • SmartCraft: Not as Dumb as U Think

    SmartCraft: Not as Dumb as U Think
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 2705
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by players who can’t even figure out how to craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is for the elite few who are actually smart enough to survive in the blocky world.

    Join us if you want to show off your superior intelligence and outsmart your fellow players in epic battles of wits and strategy. Our server is like a virtual Mensa meeting, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if anyone can outsmart him. Will you be the one to crack the code and earn his respect? Join now and prove that you’re not as dumb as the majority of people think!

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  • MathCraft Server – 10x Fun!

    MathCraft Server – 10x Fun!
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 878
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 8730
    Zombie Dances: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the smartest player around? Well, look no further because on our server, I’ve done the math and I’m at least ten times smarter than any of you! That’s right, I’ve got an IQ higher than a stack of diamond blocks!

    Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are so intelligent they’ve started their own book club, the villagers have built a functioning rocket ship to explore the outer reaches of the Minecraft universe, and the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So come on down and test your wits against the brainiest player in all of Minecraft (spoiler alert: it’s me). Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two while having the time of your life. See you on the server, where we’re all geniuses in our own minds (but mostly just me).

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  • ShingleShotCraft – Stay Sharp & Craft On!

    ShingleShotCraft – Stay Sharp & Craft On!
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 7292
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Animals Bred: 62 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to dementia FOREVER! our new shingles vaccine will make your brain so sharp, you’ll be building castles in no time! forget about those boring servers, come to ours and live 164 days longer without dementia! who needs memory loss when you can have epic adventures in minecraft? join now and protect your brain cells while crafting your way to victory!

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  • CraftyBrainsMC

    CraftyBrainsMC
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 9149
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Animals Bred: 171
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    If someone can build a functioning nuclear reactor out of redstone and obsidian in Minecraft, you know they’re a genius! Join our server and witness the brilliance of our players as they create mind-blowing contraptions that defy the laws of physics. Rumor has it, one player even built a working time machine and traveled back to the Stone Age just to punch a dinosaur in the face. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and chaotic fun – join now and become part of our mad scientist community!

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  • SmartyCraft Minecraft Server

    SmartyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 6904
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you goofballs out there!

    Join us and witness the legend of Steve, the most intelligent Minecraft player to ever grace the virtual world. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes, all while juggling chickens and riding a pig.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes about creepers and villagers.

    So come on down and join our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs serious gameplay when you can have a blast with us?

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  • Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

    Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 4503
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 304
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being misled by the internet? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any fake news like this! We have a strict “no misinformation” policy and guarantee that you will only find wholesome and accurate content here. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who are experts in fact-checking. So come join us and let’s debunk some myths together!

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  • Best Anime Minecraft SMP Female Characters

    Best Anime Minecraft SMP Female Characters
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 7090
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all anime and manga fans! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where the female characters were so epic, they could rival any anime or manga heroine. From building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a diamond sword and a fierce attitude, these ladies were not to be messed with. And guess what? You could be one of them!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the power of friendship, love, and blocky adventures reign supreme. Build your own anime-inspired kingdom, battle evil mobs with your trusty sidekick (or pet wolf), and maybe even find your own senpai to notice you.

    So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner anime warrior princess! Who knows, you might just become the next legendary heroine of our Minecraft world.

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  • WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 1591
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Chimeras Created: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Animals Bred: 20 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

    Need a break from crazy bridal store owners demanding money for dresses? Come build your own virtual wedding venue on our server and invite all your friends to celebrate without any financial stress!

    With grief-stricken families and relentless creditors hot on your tail, why not escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon?

    Join now for a chance to leave all your real-life problems behind and embark on a journey filled with fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (but the good kind, we promise). Don’t let the haters bring you down, build your own empire and show them who’s boss in our crazy Minecraft world!

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  • BabyShowerBabysitBan

    BabyShowerBabysitBan
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 9366
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 429

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no unattended toddlers will ruin your baby shower! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no annoying family members dropping off their kids at your virtual celebration.

    Our server is hosted at a virtual restaurant, so you can enjoy your baby shower without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Say goodbye to unnecessary nuisances and hello to a world of fun and excitement.

    Don’t worry about being the AH for stopping your husband’s cousin from pulling the same stunt at your baby shower – on our server, you’re the boss and you make the rules. So come on over and join us for a baby shower like no other, where the only thing dropping will be creepers, not unwanted children!

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  • LastPerson2Marry-MC-SMP

    LastPerson2Marry-MC-SMP
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 6875
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 72 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4

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    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to marry the last person you spoke to in-game! Get ready for some hilarious unions as players scramble to find their in-game soulmates. Will you end up with a villager, a wandering trader, or maybe even a chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places. Remember, in this world, love knows no bounds… or species!

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  • ElonCraft: Mine to Mars!

    ElonCraft: Mine to Mars!
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 6841
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7060 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest Elon Musk fantasies! Imagine building rockets and sending them to Mars, all while dodging angry aliens and space pirates. Or maybe you’d prefer to create your own fleet of Tesla cars and race them around the map, leaving your competitors in the dust (literally).

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being a billionaire tech genius for a day. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with rare diamonds and gold blocks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Strap on your virtual spacesuit and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • PilotCraft: Kiwi Adventure

    PilotCraft: Kiwi Adventure
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 8434
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine being held captive for almost 2 years and then finally being freed like a boss. that’s what happened to this new zealand pilot in west papua. now he’s ‘very happy’ and probably ready to play some minecraft on our server to relax after all that craziness. join us for some epic adventures and escape the real world drama like this pilot did. who knows, maybe you’ll be held captive by creepers and zombies but don’t worry, we’ll come to your rescue! come join the fun and let’s make some memories together, just like this pilot did in west papua.

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  • Birdie Bandit Bonanza

    Birdie Bandit Bonanza
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 8075
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Animals Bred: 94 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

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    come join our minecraft server if you want to be like those kleptoparasitic seabirds but in a virtual world! steal all the loot from other players and force them to give you their diamonds and emeralds! be the ultimate klepto king of the server!

    we have crazy events like the annual regurgitation race where players compete to see who can steal the most items from other players in a set amount of time. winner gets a special klepto crown to wear proudly on their head!

    our community is full of friendly kleptos who will help you learn the ways of the steal. we even have a secret society called the Klepto Knights who protect the server from non-klepto invaders.

    so come on over and join the fun! steal, regurgitate, and conquer your way to the top on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

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  • MC month

    MC month
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 4012
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 467 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Luna MC, the ultimate survival experience with a unique twist! Dive into a world where survival isn’t just about building and mining—it’s about progression, exploration, and challenging yourself. Luna MC features a dynamic quest system, custom ranks, and exciting rewards, making every adventure feel fresh. Complete tasks, battle dangerous mobs, and collect rare items to unlock new ranks, cosmetics, and in-game boosts. With a custom hub offering loot boxes and special features, Luna MC ensures a one-of-a-kind survival experience for every player. Join us and discover a world where your journey is just beginning!

    play.luna-mc.net

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  • SurvivalSMP

    SurvivalSMP
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 9060
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Mines Excavated: 4044 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7045 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

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    Survival server where you can build in your own world without needing to worry about other people ruining it unless… you invite them! Speaking of which, invite your friends into your world and play together! Works great for online friends who cannot play together locally on the couch.

    65.110.45.55:25581

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