PocketScissorsOops

sharp tools, PocketScissorsOops, sharp objects, common sense, Caution

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. but not really, cuz we got zombies and creepers and all dat jazz.

u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds and all da shiny stuff. but shh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone. unless u wanna share the loot, then go ahead and spill the beans.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic. but watch out, he likes to prank players by setting their houses on fire. it’s all in good fun, right?

so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never put scissors in your pants pocket. trust me, it’s a bad idea.

FireworkFrenzy Minecraft Server

compromise, out of state, pet parent, loud noises, Communication

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as explosive as a 4th of July fireworks show? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even your dog mom sister-in-law’s fur baby would be shook!

Join us for a blast of a time with fireworks that will make your neighbor’s rivalry look like child’s play. And don’t worry, we promise not to shut down the fun at 10:30pm – we’re partying all night long!

So come on over and bring your dog, your cat, your pet rock – we don’t discriminate! Just be prepared for a wild ride that even your brother can’t resist. Join now for a host of a good time!

WeddingCraft: No +1 Glam Squad

Etiquette, Boundaries, consideration, brother-in-law, makeup

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most unexpected guests are treated like royalty! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and glamour, just like the time my mother-in-law demanded to have her makeup and hair done for my wedding, even though she’s not a bridesmaid and I’ve only met her once.

But fear not, for on this server, everyone gets pampered like a princess, even if it means causing chaos and confusion for the makeup and hair stylists. So come join us for a wedding day experience like no other, where you never know who might show up demanding to be beautified!

TurnOnTurnOff Minecraft Server

Server, personal quirks, turn on, Minecraft, individual interests

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us if you’re into turning off the lights before you mine diamonds, because darkness is your best friend. Or maybe you get a thrill out of building your house right next to a creeper spawner, because who needs peace and quiet anyway?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you die, you respawn as a chicken for 5 minutes. Why? Because why not! It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as weird and wacky as you are, come join us and embrace your inner oddball. Who knows, you might just find that being a little different is the most fun you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft.

PixelPervs: Depravity Edition

graphic, sick, scandalous, depraved, explicit

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we take things to a whole new level of depravity! Witness players doing the most outrageous and NSFW things you can imagine, from building giant phallic structures to organizing naked dance parties in the town square. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back from the madness!

CraftyUkrainian Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Diplomacy, trump, Statement, Négotiation

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more drama than Ukraine and Russia combined! Forget about peace talks, we got Yermak commenting on Trump’s latest statement while building giant pixel art of their faces!

Join us for the wildest adventure of your life, where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles or team up to take down the Ender Dragon like a boss.

We promise you’ll have more fun than a political summit gone wrong, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

SettleCraft: WestBank Turbo

illegal settlements, WestBank, israeli government, land grab, palestinian authority

hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? do u like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? well do i got the server for u! come join us on this epic server where we build the most insane settlements in all of minecraft history!

we got land grabs bigger than u have ever seen before! we are like israel turbocharging west bank settlement expansion but in minecraft! we are taking over the virtual world one block at a time! join us and be a part of the craziest land grab in decades!

we got crazy stories to tell about our adventures in minecraft. like that time we found a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold! or that other time we rode pigs off a cliff just for fun! u never know what kind of wild and wacky shenanigans will happen on our server!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in all of minecraft! we can’t wait to see u there!

FiresideFiasco

fire safety, emergency, combustion, FiresideFiasco, extinguish

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where things are never on fire? well guess what, fire is on things on this server! u can watch as fire dances on buildings, trees, and even other players! it’s a fiery fiesta up in here! come join us and see the magic of fire on things for yourself! who needs boring old regular fire when u can have fire on things?! join now and experience the heat! 🔥🔥🔥

TwitCraft2022: AZ Election Madness

election, madness, TwitCraft2022

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the drama is more intense than the 2022 U.S. midterm elections! Our chief election officer (who also happens to be a Minecraft pro) gets more hate tweets than anyone else in the game. Like, seriously, over 30% of all tweets are straight up aggressive! It’s like a PvP battle in the Twitterverse, but with blocks and creepers instead of words and hashtags. Join us for the ultimate showdown and see if you can survive the chaos! Let’s goooooo!

The ‘Miney McMineface – No Clans, Just Pixels, Bedrock fools welcome!

Autofarms, Clans, McMineFace, pixels, Player shop

⛏ The ‘Minelanders ⛏

Server Address	mc.minelanders.com
Version	1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
Discord	https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

Overview:

We have launched the 6th Summer Server Edition of the server two weeks ago! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a lovely Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!

Community Night!

Every few weeks we host a custom made map/ event for the community! This version’s first community night will be this Saturday. Players will have to survive in a twisting labyrinth, both from the monsters and each other. All the while discovering what hidden secrets lay inside, and maybe even find a way to escape?

Vanilla Reimagined

General Information We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!

Features:

We offer plot protection in four sizes for in-game currency. You have to earn them! Note: Plots intentionally do NOT protect chests – only blocks.
We have player shop chests available to sell things to other players. Our admin shops are already set up for players to earn money.
We have clans, which allow you to team up with existing players or make your own clan with your friends.
The map size is limited to keep players relatively close – but it is still spacious with a 6k block diameter, which was just expanded with the release of 1.21 . The Nether has been increased in size (3:1 ratio rather than 8:1) to compensate for the smaller map.
Donations to keep the server running are welcome, but give no in game advantages.

Rules:

Play in good faith
Be respectful of other players
No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
Griefing is allowed, Lavacasting is not
No cheating
Alt accounts must be known to staff
No releasing personal information about another player
Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

Pictures from the last edition of the server:

Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West

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