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CreeperLove69

Clueless, CreeperLove69, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	275	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

CraftyKremlinKlash

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinKlash, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, emergency response, foreign affairs, global security, international law, international relations, mass attack, military aggression, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian attack, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UN Security meeting, united nations

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MASS ATTACK BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BUILD THE BIGGEST WALLS? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER. WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE PIGS AND FLYING COWS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. UKRAINE IS COUNTING ON YOU!

AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken flips into your game and shows up at your virtual door, clucking and demanding to be let in.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” – a pig that spawns with diamond armor and a diamond sword, ready to take on any challengers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	245
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	8006	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Towns Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

PixelPotion

daily happiness, daily happiness boost, daily pick-me-up, daily positivity, daily routine, feel-good moments, Happiness, instant improvement, instant mood boost, little things, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPotion, positive vibes, positivity, self-care, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys, small things

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your very first minute of gameplay! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who throw parties every night! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a land made entirely out of cake! So come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!