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SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP

comeback lines, retorts, Witty, humor, Sassy

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

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NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

cutting remark, sassy insult, witty insult, non-offensive insult, quick-witted insult

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

witty comeback, cutting remark, sharp insult, InsultCraft, clever insult

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

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BlockyBanterCraft

comeback quotes, Burn, comeback king, funny comeback, insult

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult comeback training ground! Join us and learn how to roast your enemies with the most epic burns in all of Minecraft. We have insult battles, trash talk tournaments, and even a secret underground arena where players go head-to-head in a battle of wits. So if you’re ready to sharpen your tongue and show off your savage comebacks, join us now and become the ultimate insult warrior!

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BurgerBuster Minecraft Server

bacon, BurgerBuster, Server, soggy bun, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old hamburgers that are as bland as a block of dirt in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up the most epic burgers you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and feast on burgers so delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your in-game troubles. Each burger is crafted with only the finest ingredients, including rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Burger Boss, a giant burger monster who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a burger-eating contest. Defeat the Burger Boss and claim his secret recipe for the ultimate burger of power!

So why settle for a boring burger when you can join our server and experience the most mouth-watering, jaw-dropping burgers in all of Minecraft? Join now and let the burger madness begin!

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BlockyBoysOnly

Communication, biggest turn off, dishonesty, BlockyBoysOnly, attraction

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of skeletons shooting you from afar? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate man cave where you can escape all those annoying mobs and just focus on building epic structures with your bros. Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a pig, or engage in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon. Don’t be a noob, join our server now and show off your building skills to impress all the virtual ladies.

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ArgenCraft Minecraft Server

Economy, south america, emerging market, Investment, Minecraft

come join our minecraft server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual economy just like Argentina! our server is booming with opportunities to trade, mine, and build your way to the top! who needs a stable economy when you can have a virtual one that’s always growing beyond expectations? join now and be part of the craze!

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TankWars vs ParaTroops

TankWars, paratroopers, Military, War bikes, spare parts

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have russians attacking with tanks and war bikes but don’t worry, our Ukrainian paratroopers are ready to kick some butt! Build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even find some spare parts to upgrade your gear. It’s a wild ride full of action and adventure, so what are you waiting for? Join now and show those russians who’s boss!

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BdayBlundersMC

8th, 1st, 11th, 9th, confusion

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s da craziest, most epic server out there. like, if u join, u get a pet llama dat farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds. yea, u heard me right. and if u find da hidden cave of wonders, u get a magical pickaxe dat can mine a whole mountain in one hit. no joke.

oh, and did i mention dat every full moon, a herd of flying pigs spawn and drop enchanted golden apples? yea, it’s wild. and if u build a house out of cheese, u get a special power-up dat lets u fly around da server like a superhero.

but wait, there’s more. if u defeat da evil dragon boss, u get a crown made of emeralds and everyone on da server has to bow down to u. it’s like, da ultimate power move. so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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CraftyPrimatePals

facial expressions, nonverbal cues, Empathy, emotional expression, social dynamics

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a FACIALLY EXPRESSIVE PRIMATE and build ur own social group of cool monkeys. our server is the only place where u can swing from tree to tree with ur friends and show off ur best monkey faces. with our advanced facial expressivity technology, u can communicate with other players using only ur monkey expressions. join us now and become the most popular monkey in the jungle!

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