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SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Emeralds Found:	1232
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, creative insult, cutting remark, funny insult, humorous insult, insult, intelligent insult, Minecraft, NoCurseWordInsults, non-curse word insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, quick-witted insult, sarcastic insult, sassy insult, shade throwing, sharp-tongued, smp, verbal jab, witty comeback, witty insult

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Villages Defended:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	95	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

BlockyBanterCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Villages Defended:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult comeback training ground! Join us and learn how to roast your enemies with the most epic burns in all of Minecraft. We have insult battles, trash talk tournaments, and even a secret underground arena where players go head-to-head in a battle of wits. So if you’re ready to sharpen your tongue and show off your savage comebacks, join us now and become the ultimate insult warrior!

Epic mountain

Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Kit PvP, Koth, Payouts, Raiding, Ranks

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Epic Mountain Factions 1.19 Beta

Join now to play with all the EMF features!!

IP: epicmountain.apexmc.co

104.238.210.7:25576

Oblepicha Minecraft server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

The owner of the server “Oblepicha” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

d20.gamely.pro:20549

pokehills

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Designed to be the open-world RPG Pokemon game that we all so badly wanted in our childhoods, Pokehills offers each player the chance to forge their own journey through a gorgeous, interactive world.

After receiving their shiny starter, players can roam through the world, building their team up and challenging the gyms scattered across the expansive region. After progressing through the Elite 4 to become the champion, a new region becomes available, with a new series of gym challenges!

Want to up the ante by challenging yourself after beating the game? Pokehills offers a ton of post-game content (because who wasn’t a little disappointed with SwSh’s lack thereof?), including a Battle Tower — where you can take on consecutive trainers to earn Battle Points, a Battle Dome — where you can challenge other players with Showdown rules, and a unique new Battle Crane system — where you can reel pokemon out of a pond to build your team, then take on other players with it!

Buy a ticket to our Regular Safari for ten minutes of entry, during which you can capture tons of new, rare pokemon for your team. If you’re the Champion of the region, you can even enter our Legendary Safari — which is just about what it says on the tin!

In addition to all these features, we have a robust player-driven economy with a digital marketplace, fun minigames and events — plus boosters and pokemon editors that run off tokens you can win from these events, Pokemon auras, and lots more unique features that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us at play.pokehills.com!

play.pokehills.com

Frogtopia

Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Animals Bred:	180	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

the ip is Frogtopia.playerservers.com once in if you are not sent straight to the server type “/join Frogtopia” in chat

Frogtopia.playerservers.com

Luexcraft.us.to

Factions

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Join our Discord server on the 11th of the 8th month as server 0, there are a lot of new things that will be opened again, don’t miss it.

LuexCraft.us.to

Bandomas server Minecraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

We are glad to welcome all creative and/or adequate players.

Server IP address: Bandomas.pro port 19132.

! Access to the server is free, with an average of about 25 people online. ! With an average online presence of more than 25 people, the cost of penetration is 50 rubles or 25 hryvnia.

! If you have a friend on the server, you can play with us for free. ! You can also ask some player to take responsibility for you in order to play with us for free.

Our server is open from 09/06/2021.

In order to join the server, please write to the group’s discord server.

There is a whitelist on the server.

Thank you for your interest in our server, we hope you enjoy your stay with us!We welcome any feedback about our project; I, WaterSheep, personally read and take them into account.

If you have a negative attitude towards the server, we can discuss this issue in person, with appropriate desire and written notice, thank you!

Have a good game!

bandomas.org:19132

SwoleCraft – Economy Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to SwoleCraft! On this server you can play Economy Survival! We have a server shop, an auction house and a trade center. We have an active and fun community on our Discord: https://www.discord.gg/Bq9baFX We hope to see you soon on SwoleCraft! IP: play.swolecraft.com

play.swolecraft.com

mct.nth.io

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Simple vanilla survival sever supporting Java and Bedrock clients. Dynmap available. nth.io is a collection of decentralized, distributed, and federated network nodes and servers.

mct.nth.io

Multiversity

bedrock, Faction Survival, Factions, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

144.217.150.21:25595

Las Cucarachas

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Las Cucarachas is a callback to a simpler time. Inspired by the servers of the early 2010s, Las Cucarachas is a community where you can build freely without worrying about griefing or theft; work collaboratively on whatever projects you dream up and make new friends along the way; and enjoy the freedom to play how you want to play.

Our Discord Server isn’t littered with unnecessary bots and excessive channels and the community is generally pretty nice. The voice chat is reasonably active and the vibe is pretty chill.

Las Cucarachas values free speech, you will never be reprimanded for having an opinion, making a joke, or anything like that.

Our economy is 100% vanilla — the most common currency is diamond and all of the shops are player-made. We do have a designated shopping district, although you’re welcome to build your business wherever you’d like!

Land-claim and rollback plugins make vandalism virtually impossible. Our staff members are responsive and helpful — if you have any issues with griefing or theft, let a staff-member know and we’ll get it fixed promptly.

We like to keep things simple. There aren’t any roles, obnoxious prefixes and technicolor nicknames; you will never be solicited for donations, and there is absolutely no pay-to-win or buyable cosmetics or any of that malarkey.

Las Cucarachas is primarily composed of USA, CA, and EU players. The server is hosted in North America (Toronto), and peak hours are typically afternoon/night EST. The server is relatively small and the server hardware is robust so lag is minimal.

Las Cucarachas is still a relatively new server so you won’t have to work too hard to make new friends, find a place to collect resources and build, and make a name for yourself. Feel free to hop on and check us out!

144.217.199.3:25589