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SavageComebackQueen – Minecraft SMP

quick wit, Quick Thinking, SavageComebackQueen, clever comebacks, retorts

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers SMP ever created? Well, look no further because this server is where all the cool kids hang out!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Yeah, you heard me right, THREE WISHES!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron beak. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted the power to control time itself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, okay? Okay.

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NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP

humorous insult, witty insult, intelligent insult, creative insult, non-offensive insult

OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!

The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!

So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!

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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

clever comeback, big, smart remark, burns, intelligent comeback

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

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BlockyBanterCraft

Clever, sharp-tongued, comeback insults, insult, COMEBACK

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult comeback training ground! Join us and learn how to roast your enemies with the most epic burns in all of Minecraft. We have insult battles, trash talk tournaments, and even a secret underground arena where players go head-to-head in a battle of wits. So if you’re ready to sharpen your tongue and show off your savage comebacks, join us now and become the ultimate insult warrior!

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Flux PVP

Economy, PvP, PvE, Skyblock, Factions

We offer an amazing growing community experience where you can make friends, and enjoy the best Minecraft has to offer. Enjoy combat with UHC, Factions and a specially designed combat zone on the SkyBlock Island

We offer: – Fast Servers – Latest Plugins and Updates – Free points based store where you can gain ranks just by playing

Play with our resident You-Tubers:

ShadowApples: https://www.youtube.com/user/PixelPax0rs Grapeapplesauce: https://www.youtube.com/user/Grapeapplesauce Izeeee: https://www.youtube.com/user/PrivateFearless

Visit our Website at: https://www.fluxpvp.net Visit our Store at: https://store.fluxpvp.net

play.fluxpvp.net

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G C Network

Survival, PvP, Cross-Play, Bedwars, Skyblock

A cross-platform Minecraft network supporting both modded and vanilla clients with all of your favorites in one place!

mc.gcnetwork.net

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On fire lifesteal

1vs1, Cracked, 247, Kits, action

ON FIRE LIFESTEAL is a Minecraft Survival Server that caters to players using both Java and Bedrock editions of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Crossplay, Survival, Adventure experience.

onfiresmp.fun:25583

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Prism Party

Mini Games, Survival, PvE, MCMMO, Economy

We’re Prism Party! A community-based 1.17 server network aimed at providing everyone a fun, safe, and inclusive, place to play! Our main game modes–survival and creative–offer a casual space where players can express their creativity, have fun, and meet new people. Built around community interest, our servers are handcrafted to be intuitive and simple, while still providing a fun and unique gameplay experience; we offer many well-known features such as McMMO, Jobs, economy, grief prevention, player shops, and plot and free-build creative worlds. Our server is constantly growing with new players and features. Join us today and let your colors shine!

play.prismparty.net

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TheW

Survival, Skywars

We are looking for members for our squad. When you become a member you gain access to the discord server and the minecraft server. We also play different games.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1oqLcE5WoqdFIcUdmiuoK6oKiL81Mz_1OStbe7fetudY

If you want to become staff and moderate for the server you can use this link and you will get the discord and minecraft server access.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1uIXQPWNP05TJ5hitVhC6_PPcCadWMws7E3WX-lWXzQg

Or builder

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1H6Jhr7M53Os5LLveVSCuFe93yOH0nqRlwPqSWtX7Jbg

dontmindthislol123.aternos.me

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Bearssmp

Survival, Multiplayer Survival, Economy, Custom Enchants, Balanced Economy

Welcome to Bears SMP! This is a survival server with new enchants! Currently in Beta / Season 1! We are a 1.20.1 minecraft server. We have graves, crates, silkable spawners, land claiming, custom items and enchants!

bearsmp.com

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