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PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Votes:	2249	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, but it was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, I found this secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen riding on chickens, like what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all my enchanted gear, I was screaming like a little baby!

But seriously, this server is so lit, you gotta join us and experience all the crazy shenanigans that happen on the daily. Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is so friendly and always willing to help out. So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

PixelPainZone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Chimeras Created:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
New Chunks Explored:	303542	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Have you ever been hit by a creeper explosion in Minecraft and felt the burning sensation of losing all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we guarantee you’ll experience a pain even worse than that – the pain of laughing so hard your sides hurt! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). So if you’re ready to trade in your boring old pain for some side-splitting fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence!

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	4266
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Have you ever been hit by a creeper explosion in Minecraft and felt the burning sensation of losing all your diamonds? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on the epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, engaging in intense chicken jousting tournaments, and participating in epic dance parties with Endermen. Our community is filled with quirky players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (which is still not as bad as getting shot by a skeleton).

So, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to feel the adrenaline rush of battling a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head, then come join us! Trust us, the pain of missing out on this server will haunt you more than falling into a pit of lava.

BlockBusterPainCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mines Excavated:	4666
Towns Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Have you ever been punched in the face by a creeper? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of getting blown up by explosive green creatures on a daily basis. It’s like a spa day for adrenaline junkies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’ve got the moves!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and leave you with battle scars (both physical and emotional), look no further. Join us now and prepare for the ride of your life!

Blocky Jane’s Hoe Minecraft Server

blocky, bullying, character assassination, Confidence, cyberbullying, derogatory, empowerment, gossip, high school drama, hoe, Identity, internet trolls, jane doe, jane hoe, Janes, Mean girls, Minecraft, name-calling, online harassment, reputation, Rumors, self esteem, self worth, Server, social media, verbal abuse

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Magic Items Found:	5394	Ores Mined:	5395
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Jane Doe. She thought she was the queen of Minecraft, strutting around like she owned the place. But when she joined our server, she quickly realized she was just a Jane Hoe in a world of epic gamers. Join us and show Jane Hoe who’s boss! Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Need I say more? Join now for a wild ride of fun and craziness!

Cosplayer for Tommy Vercetti Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to cosplay as Tommy Vercetti from Vice City! Join us for epic gameplay that will have you feeling like a true gangster in no time. Subscribe to our YouTube channel for more hilarious antics and outrageous adventures. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

CraftyHub

aita, alone, anger, brother, Business, class group, Code, Communication, CraftyHub, hurt, husband, Infidelity, Marriage, mood, parenting, Pictures, relationships, School, second account, Secrets, Trust, WhatsApp

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	1462
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be shared and mysteries are meant to be uncovered! Join us for a wild adventure filled with hidden passageways, secret treasure chests, and unexpected twists and turns.

Just like the mysterious WhatsApp group that caused chaos in the real world, our server is full of surprises waiting to be discovered. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our virtual world?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to unravel the mysteries of our server. But beware, not everything is as it seems, and you never know what secrets your fellow players may be hiding. Are you ready to dive into the unknown and uncover the truth? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

StressReliefCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, recharge, relationship stress, relaxation techniques, self love, self-care, self-care routine, smp, stress relief, StressReliefCraft, support system, Therapy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Buildings Constructed:	33
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama and need a break? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the real world by building your dream pixelated paradise. Need a break from your significant other constantly nagging you about chores? Come mine some diamonds with us instead! Who needs therapy when you can battle creepers and skeletons for stress relief? So ditch the drama and join our SMP for some much-needed virtual therapy sessions.

RespawnRemembrance

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Character, contributions, deeds, epitaph, Impact, influence, lasting impression, Legacy, life story, loved ones, Memories, Personality, reflections, relationships, Remembrance, reputation, RespawnRemembrance, Tribute, VALUES

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of being just another blocky face in the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be remembered for the craziest reasons imaginable!

Join us and become the legendary player who built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or the fearless warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava. Your exploits will be talked about for generations to come!

So why settle for mediocrity when you can be a Minecraft superstar on our server? Join now and start creating your own epic tales that will go down in blocky history!

KawaiiCraft: Zelenskyy’s Allies

Alliance, Allies, Asia-Pacific, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Diplomacy, diplomatic communication, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Japan, KawaiiCraft, Kishida, ongoing support, peacekeeping efforts, political leaders, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7823	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick, then u gotta join this one! we got more fun than a creeper in a TNT factory, i’m tellin ya.

imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.

Propaganda Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Farms Harvested:	922
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Crops Grown:	3947	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	3118	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just a front for CCP spying? Look no further, because our server is definitely not that! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Stop Making Fun Minecraft SMP

Colonialism, Conquistadors, culture, discrimination, European, Fun, heritage, History, imperialism, Lands, latin, making, Minecraft, peoples, Román, SEÑOOOOOR, señor, smp, Spanish, STOP, stop making fun, tradcath, White, why are they like this

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server where we have white tradcath European Spanish Latin Roman conquistadors running around causing chaos! Senooooor, they are always up to no good, but hey, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can witness crazy conquistadors in action?

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of craziness. And don’t worry, we promise not to let the conquistadors take over the server…or do we? Muahahaha! So come on, senooooor, join us and see what madness awaits in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

KickOutKids Minecraft Server

KickOutKids, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2554
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of living in a boring old house with just your SO? Want to spice things up with a 30-something-year-old daughter and an 8-year-old granddaughter who do absolutely nothing but mooch off of you? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a year and a half of non-stop drama and resentment as you try to navigate the delicate balance of supporting a grown adult who refuses to lift a finger. Watch as your relationship with your SO is put to the ultimate test, all while questioning if you’re just being grumpy and irritable or if your feelings are actually valid.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the thrill of constantly being labeled as the asshole, even by your own family members, for simply wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. And don’t forget about the joy of supplying everything for their upkeep while they contribute absolutely nothing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate test of patience and sanity!

BoyfriendBlockerCraft

AITAH, Bipolar, Boundaries, boyfriend’s best friend, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, Communication, Friends, mental health, mental health issues, military boot camp, mutual friends, Obsession, Posting, relationships, setting boundaries, sobbing, social media, Support, turning on me, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine a diamond block! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy love triangle story!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend is off at military boot camp, leaving you to fend off a girl named Pam who just can’t seem to get enough of him. She’s posting sobbing videos, causing chaos, and you’re caught in the middle of it all. Will you set boundaries and stand your ground, or will you let the drama take over?

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate soap opera in Minecraft form. Will Pam and Dan’s friendship survive? Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of teenage drama? Find out on our server, where every block you break could lead to a new scandal!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane story – join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama!