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  • PrisonPoisonedMCServer

    PrisonPoisonedMCServer
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 1617
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1790 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Crops Grown: 9854 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

    plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

    so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PainCraft: Ouch Edition

    PainCraft: Ouch Edition
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 6159
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 24
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been hit by a creeper explosion in Minecraft and felt the burning sensation of losing all your diamonds? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on the epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, engaging in intense chicken jousting tournaments, and participating in epic dance parties with Endermen. Our community is filled with quirky players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (which is still not as bad as getting shot by a skeleton).

    So, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to feel the adrenaline rush of battling a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head, then come join us! Trust us, the pain of missing out on this server will haunt you more than falling into a pit of lava.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusterPainCraft

    BlockBusterPainCraft
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 7945
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been punched in the face by a creeper? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of getting blown up by explosive green creatures on a daily basis. It’s like a spa day for adrenaline junkies!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in if you’ve got the moves!

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and leave you with battle scars (both physical and emotional), look no further. Join us now and prepare for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Manson was Based and Tate Deserved It

    Minecraft SMP: Manson was Based and Tate Deserved It
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 7343
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 247 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a pack of rabid llamas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our spawn town is actually a replica of the infamous Manson Family compound, complete with a rollercoaster that takes you through all the twisted history of the place. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure to include plenty of hidden traps and puzzles to keep things interesting. So come on, join us and remember: Manson was based and Tate deserved it. Just kidding… or are we? 😉🦙🎢 #JoinUsOrElse

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FreakyDragons

    FreakyDragons
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 4777
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Zombie Dances: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    (18+ | Vulgar Language) Oldschool towny server for people who miss dedicated, Non Pay to Win Servers. Towny, and Towny only.

    Support for votifier, Crates. Ranks. an inviting community, and constant, active development.

    freakydragons.pro

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BeyondMC

    BeyondMC
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 2069
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9739 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    $100 LIFESTEAL EVENT – OUT NOW!

    Join the server on ANY DEVICE if you’re up for a Real Challenge!

    – Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – Server IP: BeyondMC.net – Bedrock Port: 19132

    beyondmc.net:19132

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RoboCraft Minecraft Server

    RoboCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 4788
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 26
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magic Items Found: 2243
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server where a robot from r9k keeps track of all your posts displaying your homosexual tendencies! Why join, you ask? Because where else can you find a server with such cutting-edge technology and surveillance tactics? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans the robot will get up to next! So come on and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make a new robotic friend along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pregnant Women Minecraft SMP Rare Anime Manga

    Pregnant Women Minecraft SMP Rare Anime Manga
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 5668
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 45 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Animals Bred: 47 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 401 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! We have a secret underground base where pregnant women from anime and manga come to hang out and play Minecraft. Why are they so rare in anime and manga, you ask? Well, it’s because they’re all too busy building epic structures and battling creepers on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and maybe even a few baby creepers along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Chatterbox Minecraft Server

    Crafty Chatterbox Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 8075
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 373 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music every time you mine a block. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anime Girls You Literally Can’t Stop Fapping To Minecraft SMP

    Anime Girls You Literally Can’t Stop Fapping To Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 4760
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you will find anime girls that will make you question your sanity! These girls are so irresistible, you won’t be able to stop fapping to them – trust us, we’ve tried. But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to fight off evil mobs with magical powers, build insane structures that defy gravity, and participate in epic PvP battles where the stakes are higher than your diamond sword collection. So come join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with anime girls and Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • mc.noonx.ru – We have finally opened. Come to the Minecraft server

    mc.noonx.ru – We have finally opened. Come to the Minecraft server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 8499
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 63057 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Towns Built: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    NoonX is a cozy anarchy in a minimalist Chinese/Japanese style, with some unique mechanics, a good anti-cheat and a great community. And all this with notes of good old vanilla. On NoonX servers, donation does not matter, and you can also get it completely free of charge! Our server is still young, so there may be many bugs, but we try to quickly detect and fix them.

    mc.noonx.ru

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nostalgia Trip Minecraft Server

    Nostalgia Trip Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 2838
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Crops Grown: 7840
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5963 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and outrageous investigations!

    Picture this: a ragtag group of Minecraft players, reminiscing about old times and getting all worked up over a run-down building they’re investigating. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover as they delve deeper into the unknown?

    But that’s not all! We also offer commissions for writing, because why not? $9 per thousand words, because we believe in fair compensation for your creativity. Just leave your email or discord if you’re interested. PayPal only, because we like to keep things fancy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might just become the next member of our very own Mystery Inc duo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Coom Stroke BWC Fun

    Minecraft SMP: Coom Stroke BWC Fun
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 3240
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Farms Harvested: 831
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Crops Grown: 2563

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring vanilla servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on this server, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire because you thought lava was a good interior design choice. Or maybe you’re in the mood for some intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of poultry that will stop at nothing to protect their leader. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you be pecked to death by his feathered minions?

    So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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