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InsultCraft SMP: Big Brain Burns

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans going on, like one time we had a creeper riding a pig in a diamond helmet, it was wild, man. And the best part is, we have the smartest insults ever, like one time someone called another player a potato with legs, I was dying, bro. So if you wanna be part of this wacky world of madness, join us now and prepare to laugh your butt off!

SavageCraft: Insult Edition

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Enchantments Applied:	230	Towns Built:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate insult battleground! Join us and witness the most savage and unique insults that will leave you crying with laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly someone sneaks up behind you and roasts you so hard that your pickaxe starts crying. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle and someone comes along and burns it down with their fiery insults.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so savage that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might get insulted too. So come join us for a wild ride of insults, laughter, and pure chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pvpisland

1vs1, amazing, Custom MiniGames, Kit PvP, Potpvp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	881
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

–PvPIsland–cracked/premium crystal pvp server,We have many kits in the server such as (crystal,axe,netherite and sword).If you want to make a kit we got you we have custom kitcreator also if you feel like your kit needs to be added in default gamemodes you can suggest to add it and it will be reviewed within 4 hours.

That doesnt end there we have plans of adding minigames Join now PvpIslanddiscord:https://discord.gg/Hwdp6bdu4eIp: PVPisland.mc-games.xyz

PVPisland.mc-games.xyz

UP4A.minehut.gg

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	241	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

ANARCHY SERVER: UP4A.minehut.gg NO RULES KILL DESTROY MURDER HACK – flying may get you booted however due to anticheat RAID PILLAGE SWEAR Troll do what ever you wish too!

IP : UP4A.minehut.gg recommended clients for hacking (Best Free one: Impact) (Best Paid one: Future)

UP4A.minehut.gg

Lifesteal.fun

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mines Excavated:	3032
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Perfecting, studying and learning the fundamentals of competitive Minecraft Servers by providing the best content possible and listening to our community.

Lifesteal is a Lifesteal SMP Server, released in early May. aiming to create a unique and enjoyable Lifesteal experience for all, we’d love for you join us!

play.lifesteal.fun

Crazyeevee

PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to Crazyeevee the survival/pvp is fun and cool We are a brand new survival server with completely custom plugins and a fresh map for our players to begin adventuring on. Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure! Other awesome features include : Keep inventory 24/7 server uptime Thank you for your time!!!

Crazyeevee.minehut.gg

God like smp

Active, Anarchy, Arena Pvp, Auction, Cracked

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Server IP: Godlikesmp.aternos.me:29124

Godlikesmp.aternos.me:29124

Poke Amica

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4

PokeAmica – A serene Pixelmon Experience!! Running Pixelmon Reforged (Always up to date!!) IP: mc.pokeamica.net Discord: https://discord.gg/qVB9K4G

Poke Amica is all about giving everyone a fair chance to get everything while still being fun!We have custom forms and lots of fun content (like crates) to keep you entertained beyond the basic pixelmon expirience! All members at PokeAmica are patiently waiting for YOU to get in here! We have friendly and helpful staff, loyal and sweet players, and tons of features that you won’t find anywhere else.

mc.pokeamica.net

HexoCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Minecraft Network, -Great community -Towny -Vanilla -SkyWars -new modes coming soon! -24/7 -Active staff Discord

hexocraft.com

Woollycraft

No Griefing, No Premium, No pvp, PvE, Pve Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

🌼 Welcome to WoollyCraft! 🐑

🌟 Embark on a whimsical journey through the pixelated pastures of our enchanting Minecraft realm! 🌟

🌟 Immerse yourself in the serene beauty of WoollyCraft, where peace reigns supreme, and your journey is limited only by your creativity. 🌟

🌈 Discover a tranquil, unspoiled vanilla experience, devoid of grief and void of pay-to-win scams. And no more fretting about unruly PvP encounters ! 🏟️

🌟 Whether you’re wielding the mighty Java Edition or cozying up with Bedrock Edition, WoollyCraft welcomes you with open arms.!🐑

🌈 WoollyCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a sanctuary for adventurers of all kinds. Our server is perfect for those looking to battle mobs and challenge themselves, as well as those who love to relax, farm, and build.🌼

🌟 What sets WoollyCraft apart:

🐏 No warps or /tpa🐏 No Pay to Win, No VIP/Ranks🐏 No PVP🐏 Friendly Community🐏 Great and Safe for all ages

🌟 Ready to embark on this fluffy adventure? Here’s how you can join us:

🟣 For Java Edition: woollycraft.mc.gg🟢 For Bedrock (Pocket Edition): 31.214.134.100 port: 41116

31.214.134.100

ElegansCraft

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

We are a server that was designed from the ground up to be fun and enjoyable for all players. If you want to play alone, chat with other players, or work across a large province to create something truly special, this is the place. You can expect reliability, a great community, and more if you decide to join us. There are updates every day that help make the server even better than it already is. The server is completely configured according to what our players want and our focus above all is to ensure you have a good time on our server. We have an extremely balanced economy, driven by players, where the only way to earn coins is through your hard effort, we constantly monitor the economy to avoid extreme inflation or other unbalanced things. Additionally, we have a load of custom plugins that we develop to make the experience on our server truly unique.

Play.ElegansCraft.com

BLminigame Minecraft

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	2891

Some people report that Hypixel Sucks, We know that. So we had created a advanced Minigame server than Hypixel. What we have: 1. Staffs 2. Bedwars 3. More Fun Minigames included! So what are you waiting for? just go to our server then have fun!

BLminigame.minehut.gg