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Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing your blocky butt off! Join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before.

Picture this: you take one pill on our server and suddenly you start behaving like a chicken! Take another pill and you’ll be speaking in pig Latin! Need more pills to fix it? Well, get ready for complete brain rot! But hey, who needs a functioning brain when you can have this much fun?

Join us on our server and we’ll make you fit for election…or at least fit for a straight jacket! The craziness never ends on our server, so come on in and let’s get weird together! Just be sure to watch out for those sharp turns, things can get a little dicey around here. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your very own rollercoaster that launches you into space!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, a petting zoo filled with adorable zombie pigs, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious)!

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CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

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Pins and Needles Minecraft Server

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join dis server if u want to experience the thrill of stepping on pins and needles but without the pain!!! our minecraft world is filled with literal pins and needles everywhere u go, but don’t worry, they won’t actually hurt u. it’s like a weird massage for ur feet as u navigate through the world. plus, we have a secret underground society of talking needles who give u quests and rewards for completing challenges. u never know what u might find in this wacky server, so come join us for a truly unique experience!

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Blocky Vision – The Myopia Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their Myopia was magically cured. Like, what even? It’s like a virtual eye doctor up in here! And get this, there are secret quests where you have to defeat evil eye doctors who are trying to make everyone wear glasses forever. It’s a battle for sight, man.

But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweetness?

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the wackiness begin! Your eyes will thank you, and your imagination will run wild. Let’s get this party started, baby!

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SmartCraft: Not as Dumb as U Think

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Are you tired of being surrounded by players who can’t even figure out how to craft a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is for the elite few who are actually smart enough to survive in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to show off your superior intelligence and outsmart your fellow players in epic battles of wits and strategy. Our server is like a virtual Mensa meeting, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if anyone can outsmart him. Will you be the one to crack the code and earn his respect? Join now and prove that you’re not as dumb as the majority of people think!

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MathCraft Server – 10x Fun!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the smartest player around? Well, look no further because on our server, I’ve done the math and I’m at least ten times smarter than any of you! That’s right, I’ve got an IQ higher than a stack of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are so intelligent they’ve started their own book club, the villagers have built a functioning rocket ship to explore the outer reaches of the Minecraft universe, and the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So come on down and test your wits against the brainiest player in all of Minecraft (spoiler alert: it’s me). Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two while having the time of your life. See you on the server, where we’re all geniuses in our own minds (but mostly just me).

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ShingleShotCraft – Stay Sharp & Craft On!

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join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to dementia FOREVER! our new shingles vaccine will make your brain so sharp, you’ll be building castles in no time! forget about those boring servers, come to ours and live 164 days longer without dementia! who needs memory loss when you can have epic adventures in minecraft? join now and protect your brain cells while crafting your way to victory!

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CraftyBrainsMC

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If someone can build a functioning nuclear reactor out of redstone and obsidian in Minecraft, you know they’re a genius! Join our server and witness the brilliance of our players as they create mind-blowing contraptions that defy the laws of physics. Rumor has it, one player even built a working time machine and traveled back to the Stone Age just to punch a dinosaur in the face. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and chaotic fun – join now and become part of our mad scientist community!

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SmartyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you goofballs out there!

Join us and witness the legend of Steve, the most intelligent Minecraft player to ever grace the virtual world. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes, all while juggling chickens and riding a pig.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes about creepers and villagers.

So come on down and join our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs serious gameplay when you can have a blast with us?

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Crafty Chaos: Pick Your Poison

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a devilishly good time! Ever wondered what demon semen tastes like? Well, on our server, we have a special kakigori made from the devil’s icy cold dick covered in razor-sharp barnacles. It’s a flavor experience you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon with a fondness for disco music. If you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, the treasure is all yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a village of zombie pigmen who have a passion for interpretive dance. Join in on their routines and you might just earn their trust and get access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

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Creative – Builder.de

Creative, Survival

Freebuild und Survival Maps. From 25 (!) years. Whitelist https://minecraft.nitrado.net/map/128.65.215.243/#/612/64/-15/-3/0/0

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Just Bucket! [SMP] {McMMO} {Economy} {Jobs} {Tournaments}

Economy, Jobs, MCMMO, Pyrofishing, Survival

JUST BUCKET – SMP, Economy, Jobs, Tournaments, Ranks, Discord, active community. Experienced Developer justbucket.minecraft.best – ipJobs, Economy, SMP, McMMO, tournaments, VeinMinerCome be a part of a growing community!

Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord?All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it!Plugins:The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience.We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, McMMO and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands!We also have vein mining, Break one block in a vein of ores, and the rest will come with it. This also works with tree’s!Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace:Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online.Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.discord.gg/uMkz8wdqSPjustbucket.minecraft.best

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DurinsBuilders

Creative, Vanilla

Hail and well met! We are the DurinsBuilders server. Our goal as a build team is to build the seven dwarven mansions in Middle Earth. These include Moria, Kheled-dûm, Belegost, Nogrod and more. As a dwarven build team, all our builds (even those rare which are not the seven mansions) are mostly focused on Dwarvish builds. Just dont mistake, we are talking about Middle Earth dwarves, not SnowWhite or short people. If you have no knowledge of Middle Earth dwarves, you should definately check out The Hobbit & Lord of the Rings Books/Movies.

We are looking for quality builders, therefore there is an application form and a whitelist. The application form can be found using this link: http://durinsbuilders.freeforums.net/thread/6/member-apply-format

After applying you will recieve the server IP and the resoucepack for everything (if you still dont have it). If you do jobs and act nice, you can get higher ranks. Having a better rank means you will get more abilities such as voxel and worldedit. You will also get a bigger saying in the projects in which you participate.

We are creative only and have a few plugins to help the build, such as World Edit, Voxel, and others. We run on 1.7.9 and have craftbukkit for that version, but we plan to update soon.

For more information check our forum : http://durinsbuilders.freeforums.net/

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CraftRealns

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore

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IntroCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

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MaximMinecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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RoweCraft

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Server made for YouTube’s and Live streamers to record on with a friend or two. If your a YouTube/live streamer and is interested message myself on: Skype: rowe.567 or just join and hope that I’m online. 24/7

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CrazyMaxim

Creative, Economy, Prison, Survival

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Paradise Realms

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Paradise Realms

We offer a sense of community with weekly events, you won’t be ignored by staff in general conversation as we are all here to make a nice community.

We currently focus on RPG Survival, where you can collect custom items, build a city, make friends and become the richest on the server.

We also have a Fabric Factions server!

We also have an interactive Hub where you can spend some time relaxing playing Parkour or playing with the other gadgets.

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Arkanite

Economy, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

OP PRISON // LUCKY BLOCKS // COMPLETELY CUSTOM

IP: mc.arkanite.net Website: http://arkanite.net

Hello, and welcome to Arkanite! We are a unique prison server that supports Lucky Blocks, crates, custom enchants, flying, plus a wide array of other incredible features. The entire thing has been in the works for about a year and we have used that time to build the best team of administrators and moderators in the Minecraft community, along with developing an amazing and stable platform. We hope to see you online!

– Rewtie & Zepsoh, server owners

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