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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8274 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 4552 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who communicate with us through telepathy. They give us quests to find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we have to ride giant chickens to get around. It’s totally normal, I swear.
So come join us and get your daily dose of dopamine straight from the source. Don’t miss out on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!