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SharkyDivideCraft

Evolution, penultimate glacial period, marine ecosystems, allopatric lineages, shark populations

So, like, this server is like, totally lit cuz it’s got three different types of white sharks that like, evolved during the ice age or something. Like, they’re all different and stuff, so you gotta come check it out.

One time, I was swimming with the white sharks and they were like, “Hey, wanna join our gang?” And I was like, “Heck yeah, I wanna be a shark gang member!” So now I’m like, the coolest shark in the ocean, all thanks to this server.

And get this, the white sharks have their own little societies and stuff. Like, one group is all about fashion and they have the most stylish fins you’ve ever seen. Another group is like, super into music and they have underwater raves every weekend. It’s wild, man.

So, if you wanna swim with the coolest white sharks around and be part of their crazy underwater world, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a total blast.

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Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

controversy, Analysis, winner, injured, Ballon D’or

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

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AwkwardBonersMC

awkward moments, funny anecdotes, inappropriate arousal, embarrassing moments, weird situations

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

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UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

training program, UkrainianCraft, military training, legions, Peacekeeping

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

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AscalonCraft

Quests, Minigames, PvP, Modded, Factions

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

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Racoon Hideout

BUILD, new, Builds, Active, Featured

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

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Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis, Cactus

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

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Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

people in their 70s, DISRESPECTFUL, smp, Prime, Boomers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

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ZapCraft Minecraft Server

military confrontation, military casualties, Zaporizhzhia Region, ukraine conflict, armed conflict

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ

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NukeCraftUSA

international relations, SECURITY, Tensions, Warning, global politics

OMG u guyz gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, Russia is warning the US about nuclear stuff and Trump is like “no way bro” and then they start a war but then they’re like “wait let’s settle this on this epic minecraft server instead” and now we gotta build nukes and stuff to see who wins! Join now for the ultimate showdown and maybe even start World War 3 in minecraft lolz!

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