SharkBiteSurvivor Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SharkBiteSurvivor

American diver, Body, Deep Sea, Disappearance, diving, Indonesia, investigation, marine life, Mysterious, News, Ocean, Oceanic, predator, remote location, search and rescue, shark, SharkBiteSurvivor, Tragedy, tragic accident, Underwater, wildlife

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ores Mined:	5151	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server!! it’s so lit, even sharks are getting in on the action! like, this one time, an american diver disappeared in indonesia and then they found his body INSIDE A SHARK. like, wtf?? that’s some crazy shiz right there. but don’t worry, our server is totally safe (we think). so come join us and see what other wild adventures await you!! just watch out for those sneaky sharks, they might try to steal your diamonds or something. lolz!! #sharkattackminecraftserver #crazyadventures

ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA

attention seeking, Boundaries, brain injury, co parenting, Communication, custody, Decision making, difficult conversations, emotional manipulation, estranged relationship, ex husband, ExHusbandDyingNoKidToldAITA, family dynamics, Guilt, impact on child, legal issues, long distance parenting, medical information, parenting, privacy concerns, terminal illness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Just like this wild tale of a 35-year-old mom dealing with her ex-husband’s fake terminal illness to guilt trip their 14-year-old child. Can you imagine the shenanigans that would go down on our server if we had players like this?

Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziness – join today!

SafeButDeadly Minecraft Server

Dangerous, deceptive dangers, deceptive safety, disguised dangers, hidden dangers, hidden hazards, hidden perils, hidden threats, hidden toxins, Minecraft, overlooked dangers, overlooked risks, potential dangers, SafeButDeadly, safety hazards, seemingly harmless, seemingly harmless but deadly, seemingly safe, Server, silent killers, underestimated risks, unexpected hazards, unsuspected risks

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5252
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is not as it seems! Join us if you dare to face the ultimate challenge of figuring out what seems safe but can actually kill you in the game.

Our server is filled with hidden traps, devious puzzles, and sneaky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of rewards for those brave enough to conquer the dangers lurking around every corner.

Rumor has it that there is a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only reveals itself to the most cunning and skilled players. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the stuff of legends?

So come join us on our server and test your Minecraft skills like never before. Just remember, looks can be deceiving, and what seems safe may just be the thing that ends your game in a hilarious and unexpected way. See you in the game, if you dare!

CraftingLoveGone

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, counseling, CraftingLoveGone, Divorce, Emotional distance, growing apart, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, lack of intimacy, legal proceedings, Loneliness, lost love, Marital Problems, Marriage, moving on, relationship, Resentment, separation, signs of a failing marriage

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Dimension Hops:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Animals Bred:	112	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	6

When you find yourself spending more time on this Minecraft server than with your spouse! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs marriage counseling when you have diamond mining and creeper explosions to distract you? So come on, join us and say goodbye to your spouse… I mean, marriage problems!

ParisOlympicsSecure

athletes, Budget, Competition, concerns, fear, games, hostility, International, Israel, measures, olympics, Paris, ParisOlympicsSecure, precautions, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, sports, Surveillance, Tensions, threat

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

OMG, THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE OLYMPICS BUT BETTER! WE HAVE DOUBLE THE SECURITY BUDGET BECAUSE OUR PLAYERS ARE SO FAMOUS, ATHLETES FROM PARIS ARE SCARED TO COMPETE HERE! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO FEEL LIKE A CELEBRITY AND AVOID HOSTILITY FROM FRENCHIES. PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, YOU’LL BLIND ANY HATERS TRYING TO ATTACK YOU. COME JOIN THE FUN AND BE A PART OF OUR EPIC MINECRAFT OLYMPICS!

SpermBankCraft

awkward, Clinic, different, donation, donation process, double meaning, fertility, fertility treatment, funny, guy, humor, JOKE, LOAD, Medical, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive technology, sperm bank, Sperm donor, sperm sample, SpermBankCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the craziest, wildest, most off-the-wall adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you can find the elusive Rainbow Sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! And remember, “Get a load of this guy” means something totally different at a sperm bank.

RightCraft: Survival Bias Fun

adhd, animal studies, autism, BIAS, biases, brain development, cognitive psychology, evolutionary psychology, Fun, handedness, Human Behavior, left visual field bias, neurodiversity, neurological disorders, research, right-handedness, RightCraft, social advantages, social benefits, Social Interaction, Survival, survival tasks, visual field alignment

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9344	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE ALL BIASES, EVEN IF YOU’RE LEFT-HANDED AND SEE THINGS UPSIDE DOWN! WE BELIEVE THAT HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFE MAKES EVERYTHING MORE FUN!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE LOOKING AT IT FROM THE BOTTOM UP – THAT’S THE KIND OF WACKY SHENANIGANS YOU CAN EXPECT ON OUR SERVER!

PLUS, SCIENTISTS SAY THAT EMBRACING YOUR BIASES CAN ACTUALLY MAKE YOU A BETTER SURVIVOR, SO JOINING OUR SERVER MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE DAY!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY, UPSIDE-DOWN, LEFT-HANDED MASTERPIECES TOGETHER! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF AUTISM AND ADHD WHILE YOU’RE AT IT! #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS #BIASBUILDSUCCESS 😂🤪🏰🎮

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft Server

1.16.5, Achievements, atmosphere, Community, Datapack, Difficulty, Discord, Endless, equality, Friends, gameplay, HardBox, Hardcore, Loot, Minecraft, Progression, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1104	Players Killed by Monsters:	4360
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

HardBox is a vanilla server without private and wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for a long game.

Equality of players:

We do not have donation privileges. All players start the game in equal conditions, we do not have any starting sets.

No privacy:

There is no private on the server, which means that players from the very beginning of the game must fully protect their home not only from monsters, but also from other players. You can start developing and build a starting house, but for good security it is worth going far from the spawn.

Standard framework:

The server is aimed at the most vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, jobs and other things created for degradation.

Hardcore:

In addition to the lack of private, the server has maximum difficulty. Also, some complications have been introduced that will extend your progression and diversify the gameplay.

Gameplay:

The server contains a fully translated datapack for “1000 achievements”, which will fill dozens of your evenings.An endless world, 16 chunks of rendering and limitless space for creativity.Version 1.16.5 is specially selected for players who cannot play on new versions due to lags.

Call your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/jAgyAEuWwG

135.181.126.150:25659

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

vanillish.playit.gg

Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Votes:	2572
Dragon Eggs Found:	5373	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Items Found:	1232

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Dragon Eggs Found:	2721
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.