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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 758 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Ores Mined: | 7613 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
im talkin bout crazy builds dat defy gravity, mobs dat dance instead of attack, and secret treasure chests hidden in da most unexpected places.
u wanna know how dis server came to be? well lemme tell ya, it all started when a group of astronauts crash-landed on a mysterious planet made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. dey had to survive by buildin shelters outta glowstone and fightin off creepers with enchanted swords.
so if u wanna experience da thrill of explorin a world dat defies all logic and reason, den come join us on dis wacky minecraft server. who knows what adventures await u in dis strange and wonderful place!