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ApologyDenied Minecraft Server

Apology, ApologyDenied, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, confusion, emotional turmoil, exclusion, friendship, friendship breakup, ghosting, group dynamics, Guilt, hurt, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstanding, peer pressure, reconciliation, self reflection, Server, social circles

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship breakups are a thing of the past! Join us and leave all the drama behind, just like this player left her toxic friend group.

On our server, you can be anyone you want to be, even an auditor or a secretary (or both, we don’t judge)! No need to worry about jealous friends or ghosting group chats, because here, everyone is welcome with open arms.

So come on in and build your own world where you never have to apologize for something you didn’t do. And if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our community is here to support you through thick and thin.

Join now and leave the drama llama behind, because on our server, the only thing we’re guilty of is having too much fun!

SisSassNoTalkMC

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your own family? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only gossip you’ll hear is about who stole whose diamonds in a PvP battle!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. No more emotional breakdowns or arguments over trivial things – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And if you’re worried about trust issues, fear not! Our server is a safe space where everyone can come together to build, explore, and create without fear of betrayal or backstabbing. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to shut down any drama before it even begins.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a whole community of blocky friends to build with? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RidicCraft: Normal is Overrated

absurd traditions, normal, Overrated, RidicCraft, ridiculous beliefs, societal behaviors, societal beliefs, societal conformity, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal values, society norms, unconventional thoughts.

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of society’s boring norms? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing considered normal is building giant statues of llamas! Our server is filled with crazy challenges like riding pigs through obstacle courses and battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest block in the game is hidden somewhere on our server – find it and you’ll unlock unlimited tacos for life! So why settle for society’s ridiculous norms when you can join us and embrace the insanity of Minecraft?

CraftyOrthodoxTreason

BETRAYAL, Charged, church leader, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyOrthodoxTreason, criminal case, eastern europe, Ex-MP, indictment, leader, legal charges, Politics, religious conflict, religious leader, russia, Russia-affiliated, scandal, Treason, Ukraine, Ukrainian Orthodox Church

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Votes:	9423
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

join dis epic minecraft server where we got ex-MP’s, leaders of Russia-affiliated Ukrainian Orthodox Church, and even charged with treason!!! u can build ur own treasonous empire, betray ur friends, and start a revolution against the mods!!! come join us for some scandalous fun and chaotic gameplay!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server!!!

Flat Mountain Boulder Fun

ancient legend, Boulder, boulder placement, Camus, challenging destiny, endless task, eternal struggle, existentialism, Flat, Fun, futile effort, futility, greek mythology, Mountain, mountain erosion, mythological figure, never-ending task, perseverance, philosophical concept, punishment, pushing the boulder, repetitive labor, SISYPHUS, Struggle

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Sisyphus is the main dude? Yeah, that’s right, we got the OG boulder pusher himself chilling in our server, just eroding mountains like it’s his job. And you know what? He’s looking for some new recruits to help him out!

Join our server for the chance to push boulders with Sisyphus, climb mountains, and maybe even have a dance party at the peak. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with this guy leading the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you help him out enough, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yeah, THREE WISHES.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Sisyphus is waiting for you, and he’s got a boulder with your name on it. Let’s do this!

ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape

alcohol use disorder, alcoholism, approved medications, Benefits, Clinical Study, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Escape, Glutide, health, Healthcare, Hospital, hospitalization risk, liraglutide, medical advancements, medication, ObeseCraft, obesity, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, reduced risk, research, semaglutide, weight loss

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	843	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like takin semaglutide and liraglutide but for ur gaming addiction! u won’t need hospitalization for playin too much cuz dis server got u covered. we got potions dat make u invincible and fly like a majestic dragon. forget about approved meds, dis server is da real deal. come join us and level up ur gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automation, Biomes, Community Events, Conquest, Contest, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchantments, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, minecraft 1.20, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Skills, smp, Survival, Technology, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Star Shards Collected:	282	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.20
Features	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord	Join our Discord

About Conquest SMP

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems.
How can I expand my inventory?	Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space.
What are custom enchantments?	Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed.
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Are there community events?	Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun.

Mystic Realm of Joey’s Crown 1.21.2

1.21.2, BIZARRE, confusion, crown, Curiosity, Enigma, fashion, head accessory, head adornment, head covering, head decoration, head mystery, Headgear, Headwear, Joey, joey’s head, Joeys, Mystery, mystic, ODDITY, question.., Realm, strange object, unknown, weird

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8056	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.

We got llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.

And what the hell is on Joey’s head? I don’t even know, but it’s freakin’ hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and zombies are doing the moonwalk.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity…and maybe your entire existence. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server

abdominal pain, agoraphobia, alternative pain treatment, anxiety, Chronic pain, doctor’s visit, emergency room, Health Insurance, Kratom, medical system, Minecraft, narcotic pain meds, opioid crisis, pain management, pain meds, PainMeds4Wifey, prescription medication, self-care, Server, sharing medication, spouse’s health, undiagnosed pain, withholding medication

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).

Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?

So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!

NoCatZoneMC

AITAH, cat, Circumstances, Condo, Divorce, emotional, Friend, Friends, funny, kitty hotel, Litterbox, living situation, Mess, NoCatZoneMC, pet sitter, Phoebe, Preference, stay, stink

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of dealing with stinky cats and messy litterboxes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of cat poop and enjoy a peaceful virtual world without any feline friends causing trouble.

Our server is the ultimate cat-free zone, where you can build your dream creations without worrying about any litterbox disasters. Say goodbye to smelly surprises and hello to a clean and serene environment where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and experience the joy of a cat-free Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s purr-fectly amazing!