Shark Gifts MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SharkWife Minecraft Server

adorable sharks, cute shark, marine animals, sea creatures, shark love

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join me and my adorable shark wife for some underwater adventures! She may have razor-sharp teeth, but she’s got a heart of gold (and a love for diamond blocks).

Join us as we build an underwater kingdom filled with treasure chests, sunken ships, and maybe even a few mermaid neighbors. Just watch out for the occasional kraken attack – my wife has a bit of a temper when it comes to giant sea monsters.

So come on down and swim with the sharks (literally) on our server! Who knows, you might even find true love among the coral reefs. Just be sure to bring your scuba gear and a sense of humor – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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SharkBae’s Minecraft Server

ocean conservation, Server, sea creatures, ocean life, shark lover

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you build and explore in the world of Minecraft, but you can also have a fin-tastic aquatic companion to keep you company. Just imagine the looks of envy from all the other players when they see you swimming around with your adorable shark wife by your side. Join now for a chance to experience the most jaw-some Minecraft server ever!

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FanFrenzyCraft

allergic reaction, food allergies, Fever, fever management, mother-in-law

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Need a reason to join? Well, how about the fact that we have cookies that will make your milk come in faster than a redstone contraption? Just be careful, some of them might have explosive effects!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special brown sugar buffet that promises to help with your post-partum bowel movements…or maybe just cause a wild ride on the porcelain throne. And don’t forget about our signature mother’s milk tea, guaranteed to give you a boost of energy…or maybe just a trip to the ER if you’re allergic to thistle.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also comes with a free MIL (Mother-in-Law) feature! Watch as she dispenses questionable medical advice and disappears when you need her the most. But don’t worry, you can always apologize to her to make her come back…because who doesn’t want more chaos in their life?

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there, where every block placed is a wild adventure waiting to happen. Just remember to keep your cool, even if your fever is at 106F!

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RussianSchoolsNoMore

language rights, court ruling, Russian-speaking community, bilingual education, RussianSchoolsNoMore

come join our minecraft server where we convert all languages to minecraft speak! we have the best builders who can turn russian into latvian with just a flick of a block! our court of minecraft experts will uphold the law of converting all languages to latvian, even if it doesn’t make sense! join us for a wild ride of language conversion and building madness! who needs russian when you can speak minecraft? join now for a chaotic adventure!

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GhostlyGigglesMC

television, long tail, funny, family, deceased relatives

join our epic minecraft server where the laugh tracks are actually from dead people! imagine hearing your great aunt Mildred cackling in the background as you build your pixelated empire. who knows, maybe one day it’ll be you laughing from beyond the grave! come for the laughs, stay for the spooky vibes. trust us, it’s a hauntingly good time.

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IQCraft: BritBrains

Diversity, Race, study, group differences, ACADEMIC

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds, like what even is that?! and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers, like, how cool is that?!

oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that have unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and, like, even enchanted golden apples. like, you can be the richest player on the server in, like, no time at all.

and, like, if you’re into building, we have this giant floating castle in the sky that you can live in. it’s, like, totally epic and has, like, a roller coaster that goes around the whole thing.

so, like, if you wanna have the most fun ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, like, right now. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CityCraft Minecraft Server

social atmosphere, Detroit, Chicago, baltimore, Citycraft

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where all Americans live in cities like Baltimore, Detroit, and Chicago! 🏙️

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server has a unique social atmosphere where everyone communicates through interpretive dance and beatboxing. 🕺🎤

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Gang, a group of players who roam the streets throwing cheeseburgers at unsuspecting newcomers. 🍔💥

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party held every Saturday night in the sewers. 🕺🎉

So come on down to our crazy cityscape and see what all the hype is about! Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t take kindly to outsiders. 🦙🕶️

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IllegalCraft Minecraft Server

Sportsmanship, football, colombia, controversial coaching, ADVANTAGE

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it shouldn’t be legal? Well, look no further because on our server, we sub off the top 3 players from Colombia just to give our home country an advantage in the game! That’s right, we play by our own rules here and anything goes. Join us for a crazy ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this insane Minecraft server!

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BabysitCraft: No Rules Zone

Hot Dogs, frozen, University, Zone, rules

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos and rebellion just like our fearless player here! Join us if you’re tired of following the rules and want to live life on the edge (of a cliff, perhaps).

Our server is like babysitting a bunch of rowdy kids, except they’re all creepers and zombies trying to blow you up. Establish dominance early and show them who’s boss, just like our player does with their nieces and nephews.

We don’t follow a huge list of rules here, just like our player doesn’t follow the babysitting rulebook. Want your character to eat vegan? Better bring your own vegan food. Otherwise, they’ll be chowing down on Dino nuggets and hot dogs.

And just like our player who took the kids cliff jumping at Horseshoe Lake, we like to live on the edge and push the boundaries. Who cares if people call us a “shit” server? We offer a full refund of zero dollars and a beer with friends instead.

Join our server and experience the freedom of not needing financial help from anyone. Just like our player with their trust fund, you’ll have all the resources you need to conquer the Minecraft world and build your dream house (or leave it, whatever).

So come on, join us on this wild and rebellious Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos!

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GermCraft: Bill Gates Edition

Leaders, health security, bioterrorism, terror attacks., germ games

So, like, u ever worry about smallpox terror attacks? Well, fear not, cuz this server got u covered! Bill Gates himself came down from his billionaire tower to warn us all about the dangers of smallpox and how we gotta be prepared. And how do we prepare, you ask? By playing ‘germ games’ on this epic Minecraft server, of course! Join us and learn how to defend against deadly diseases while building the sickest bases and battling creepers. Bill Gates approved, so u know it’s legit. Don’t be caught off guard when the smallpox zombies come knocking – join us now and be ready to survive the apocalypse in style!

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