Whether you’re 5’4″ or 7’2″, 200lbs or 400lbs, we welcome all body sizes and shapes. Share your struggles with finding the perfect armor fit or how your character’s hip dips are affecting their agility in battle.
Our server is a safe space for all players to open up about their bodies and insecurities while enjoying the game. Plus, we have special armor sets designed to fit every body type perfectly!
Join now for a supportive community, epic adventures, and the best armor customization options you’ve ever seen. Let’s build a world where body positivity reigns supreme, one block at a time!
Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs without worrying about someone stealing your precious snacks. Plus, if you ever run out of toothpaste, we have plenty to go around (just don’t eat it, please).
So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your sibling drama, our virtual chat is always open. Let’s build a world where snacks are safe and toothpaste is plentiful.
Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.
And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?
Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where you can confess all your kinks and fetishes to your fellow players. Want to dress up as a sexy Enderman? Go for it! Have a thing for crafting tables? No judgment here, bro.
And get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ rainbow-farting dragon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Let your freak flag fly high in the sky of this wacky Minecraft world.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. And don’t even get me started on the giant zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3pm sharp. It’s chaos, but it’s so much fun!
So if you want to join in on the craziness and have a blast with us, come on over to our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
You’ll be crafting and building like a madman, trading with other players like a boss. It’s a virtual marketplace where anything goes, just like a wild kik thread.
Join now and experience the chaos and madness of this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s capacity, but who cares about that)! Let’s get blocky, baby!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy stories. One time, a player built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it blown up by a sneaky creeper. And another player tamed a pack of wolves and led them into battle against a horde of zombies.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of relationship drama mixed with epic Minecraft adventures? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
Plus, if you’ve ever wanted to tell off your family for eating your cake and not owning up to it, you’ll fit right in here. Our community is all about standing up for your cake rights and making sure everyone knows that cake theft will not be tolerated!
So come join us on the most deliciously drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life cake when you can have virtual cake and virtual arguments instead? It’s a piece of cake to join, so don’t miss out on all the fun!
Imagine a world where you can build a fortress made entirely out of cookies, where no one can touch them without your permission. You can even set up booby traps to catch any sneaky snack thieves trying to steal your precious treats.
Join us on this epic adventure and claim your cookie kingdom today! Just remember, sharing is caring, but sometimes it’s okay to keep things for yourself.
Join us and uncover the secret spy missions hidden within our pixelated world. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the day? Or will you be caught up in a web of deception and intrigue? Only one way to find out, dude!
Plus, we have epic builds, awesome mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!
| Features |
| Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world. |
| Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe. |
| Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy! |
| Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count. |
| Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more! |
| Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together. Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak! |
Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join the server? | You can join the server by getting the IP/Server info on our Discord. |
| Is there a cost to play on the server? | No, the server is free to play. |
| Can I create my own town? | Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends. |
| Are there any unique weapons in the game? | Yes, there are custom weapons like knives, katanas, and cleavers available. |
Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where the pigs could fly and the cows could breakdance. Players roamed the land on giant chickens and battled against evil llamas with laser eyes. The trees were made of candy and the rivers flowed with chocolate milk. It was a place where anything was possible, and the only limit was your imagination.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive bird, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.
So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have holy boobers instead? It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
Imagine a world where you can tell people you’re a unicorn nurse who works at a magical hospital in the clouds. No more keeping track of lies or worrying about safety concerns – because let’s be real, the chances of a guy from the tennis court tracking you down in Minecraft are slim to none.
So come join us on our server, where you can be your true unicorn nurse self and leave the drama behind. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real world drama at the door!
on our server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and prepare for the impending doom of a joint nuclear strike. but wait, there’s more! we have special power-ups that can protect u from radiation and mutant zombies that come out of the fallout.
join us now and laugh in the face of danger as u build ur own post-apocalyptic paradise. who needs the real world when u can have all the fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, but at least u can go out with a bang on our server!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you impress Ganon with your skills, he might even grant you special powers or rewards! Imagine having the King of Evil himself on your side, helping you conquer the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible.
So why wait? Join our server today and show Ganon what you’re made of. Who knows, you might just become his new favorite player and earn yourself a place in Minecraft history!
Picture this: a birb gets stuck in catering and chaos ensues! The players are tasked with rescuing the birb before it causes too much mayhem in the kitchen. Will they succeed or will the birb take over the server with its culinary skills?
Join our server for a chance to be a hero and save the day from the mischievous birb. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is so awesome, even your jealous sister and angry husband won’t be able to ruin the fun.
Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own virtual paradise? Come join us and leave the homewrecking accusations at the door. Let’s build a world where tripping over your own feet is the least of your worries!