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No one Responded Minecraft SMP – Effortpost Thread

Communication, Community interaction, effortpost, ENGAGEMENT, expressing opinions, forum, Frustration, ignored, Interaction, lack of feedback, Minecraft, no response, Online Community, online discussion, Outreach, Participation, Responded.., seeking feedback, sharing thoughts, smp, social media, Thread, virtual conversation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Potions Brewed:	96	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. From building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic PvP battles on top of a floating island, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AbandonedCraft Minecraft Server

#venting, 4th of july, Abandoned, abandoned on Independence Day, AbandonedCraft, alone on holidays, EXCLUDED, feeling forgotten, feeling left out, ignored, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, need support, no plans, Overlooked, reaching out, rejection, seeking connection, Server, sharing thoughts, solitude, uninvited

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you feeling lonely and left out on the 4th of July? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual fireworks extravaganza that will make you forget all about those lame party invites you never got. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to build pixelated hot dog stands. Don’t miss out on the spooktacular fun – join our server now and celebrate Independence Day in style!

AnonCraft 76815443 LOL

#venting, AnonCraft, Anonymity, anonymity online, ANONYMOUS, anonymous posting, digital communication, EMOTIONAL OUTLET, emotional release, expressing feelings, Frustration, internet forum, lol, No. 76815443, online anonymity, Online Community, online interaction, online venting, seeking support, sharing thoughts, sigh, virtual community

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Items Found:	6311
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Taj Mahal using only dirt blocks and sheer determination.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to those exploding chickens). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness

4koma, Bagel, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, bonanza, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Events, Friends, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, hinata, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, Koyuki, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Mari, Megu, Minecraft, Nagisa, Natsu, News, Nodoka, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Reisa, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, UI

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	210	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	1061
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild reasons why you should join this server:

1. We have Previous Thread: where you can engage in intense discussions about the best mining techniques and building strategies. 2. Our Guides, Resources and useful links: will blow your mind with tips and tricks that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. 3. Looking for some 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts in Minecraft? Look no further, we’ve got it all! 4. Our Events: are crazier than a creeper explosion! Get ready for some intense battles and missions that will test your Minecraft skills. 5. And don’t even get me started on our Content: from Grand Assault to Limit Break Assault, we’ve got everything you need for an adrenaline-pumping Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hot Blocks & Pickup Lines

Approaching, attraction, blocks, Body language, Communication, Confidence, conversation starters, DATING, dating advice, Dating strategies, dating tips, FLIRTING, hot, lines, love life, nervousness, personal development, pickup, relationship advice, relationships, romantic interest, self esteem, self improvement, Social Skills

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dimension Hops:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava pits is the players themselves! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere! But don’t worry, our server is equipped with ANTI-CREEPER DANCE MOVES that will have you grooving your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

So, if you’re wondering how to approach someone as hot as this server, the answer is simple: just dive in headfirst and prepare for a wild ride filled with LAUGHS and LEGENDARY moments. See you in the game!

CreepCraft: Where even the creepiest of creepers feel at home!

A, controversy, CreepCraft, CREEPERS, Creepiest, Ethics, feel, freebleeding feminists, home, Inappropriate Behavior, internet forum, online anonymity, online behavior, online communities, online discussions., online harassment, online safety, online trolling, pedophilia, real children, social media, societal norms, taboo subjects, triggered

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5587
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pedo posters are as rare as a diamond block in a dirt hut! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those triggered freebleeding feminists.

Our server is like a magical land where unicorns roam freely and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. You’ll find real children building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the grass is made of rainbow-colored wool and the pigs ride around on flying pigs? It’s a Minecraft paradise, my friends.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and prepare to be amazed!

The LOLcraft Server: ‘Kek’ Edition

Attention, attention seeking, bathroom humor, cry, disgusting behavior, Edition, gross habits, House Party, inappropriate actions, juvenile behavior, Kek, last shift, LolCraft, public restroom, Pussies, road trip, Server, shock value, social media, toilet pranks, upper decker, viral content, work bathroom

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving an upper decker at a house party or shatting up a public restroom on a road trip? Look no further, because our server is where all the crazy shit goes down!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll be crying like a little baby.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your epic trolling skills and outrageous pranks. Don’t miss out on all the fun!

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Neighbors Are the Least of Your Worries

affluent communities, beautiful neighborhoods, blocktopia, Country, creeper, desirable locations, exclusive neighborhoods, high-end homes, high-end properties, housing market, luxury homes, luxury living, luxury properties, luxury real estate, neighbors, nicest residential areas, premium housing, prime real estate, property market, real estate, residential development, upscale living, upscale neighborhoods, worries

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Magic Items Found:	4468	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6562

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the most luxurious residential areas in the world! Why settle for a boring old suburban neighborhood when you can live in a virtual mansion surrounded by diamond blocks and gold-plated sheep?

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream home in a world where the grass is always greener and the sun always shines. Our server is home to the most elite builders and creative geniuses in the Minecraft universe, so you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next masterpiece.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of super intelligent villagers who have developed advanced technology far beyond anything you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’ve even built a time machine out of redstone and obsidian!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most exclusive community in Minecraft. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where anything is possible?

ThroneCraft: Where Liberty Reigns!

auto-targeting system, Character customization, DAGGERS, gameplay, graphics, greatsword, Liberty, longbow, mage gameplay, Main Story Quests, mmo, mmorpg, paladin, Performance, PvP, REIGNS, Staff, support hybrid, throne and liberty, ThroneCraft, UI, weapon mastery, wolf hunting event

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you play for 65 hours in just 6 days? Look no further, because our server is so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down!

Imagine a world where you can hunt wolves alongside 200 other players without any lag or issues – that’s the kind of magic we bring to the table. Our auto-targeting system is so advanced, it’s like wizardry in action. And don’t even get us started on the UI – it’s perfection!

But the best part? Our main story quests are actually interesting and not just “kill 10x” – we put effort into making sure you have a great time. Even if you’re not into PVP, you’ll still love it. And the weapon gameplay? Incredible. From Greatswords to Staffs, you’ll feel like a true warrior as you slash, stomp, and blast away mobs with fire and electric spells.

So come join us and decide if you want to be a Paladin support hybrid with a Greatsword/Wand combo, go full meta with Longbow/Daggers, or embrace your inner mage with Staff/Wand. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Seethe and Mine Like Pros!

anger, Behavior, Crafty, disbelief, done, Drama, emotions, furious, HARD, INTENSE, ladies, Meltdown, prince_of_fakes, Pros, reaction, seethe, shock, social media, trending, twitter, Video, viral, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	312	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ores Mined:	6302
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are seething all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is so lit that even the women can’t handle it!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join now and see why everyone is obsessed with our server!

HangryCraft: Where even the creepers are hangry!

big macs, cravings, CREEPERS, diet, Dinner, discipline, fast food, FITNESS, food choices, hangry, HangryCraft, health, Hungry, Moderation, nutrition, Resist, restraint, self-control, self-discipline, temptation, Unhealthy, weight gain, Willpower

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Farms Harvested:	944
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big macs are the currency and self-control is a myth! Join us for a wild ride filled with hungry players, dinner feasts, and the occasional food coma from indulging in too many virtual burgers.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as super-hungry as you are? We offer a unique experience where you can build your own fast food empire, battle it out in burger wars, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden french fry.

So come on, don’t resist the temptation! Indulge in some virtual big macs with us and let’s see who can become the fattest player on the server (just kidding, please don’t actually become fat). Join now and let the food frenzy begin!

DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

bad writing, Battles, Character development, character focus, character relationships, Conflict Resolution, defeated, DerpyCraft, Digimon Adventure, Early, forest setting, gags, Gym Battles, lack of interest, new pokemon, repetitive episodes, satoshi, series, show for babies, Sucked, team rocket, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6258	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.

Pixel Middle Finger

AGGRESSIVE, anger, Angry, bad attitude, Confrontation, CURSE, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., expletive, Finger, Frustration, fuck you, get spaghettified, hate, Hostile, inappropriate language, insult, middle, negative emotions, offensive, PIXEL, Revenge, Rude

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll get spaghettified in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why join our server? Because why the heck not! Come get spaghettified with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, loser! 🤪🍝💥🐔🌈💎🚽