sharing food Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WifeSnackAttack

aita, bite marks, cravings, food sharing, ice cream sandwich, pregnancy cravings, pregnancy dessert, pregnancy emotions, pregnancy food cravings, pregnancy hormones, pregnancy ice cream cravings, pregnancy mood swings, pregnancy snack, pregnancy snack cravings, pregnancy treat, pregnant cravings, pregnant wife, sharing food, WifeSnackAttack

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Potions Brewed:	148	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with ice cream sandwich drama! Are you ready to experience the thrill of taking a bite out of someone else’s treat and causing a pregnant woman to cry? Our server is the perfect place for chaotic moments like this to unfold. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in next? Join now and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

CreeperDramaCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Confrontation, coworker conflict, coworker relationships, CreeperDramaCraft, discrimination, Homophobia, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ discrimination, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ visibility., lunchroom etiquette, office dynamics, office gossip, office politics, professional behavior, sharing food, social norms, workplace drama, workplace inclusivity

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mines Excavated:	3192
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can share virtual chicken with your friends without judgment? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing pixelated poultry with your buddies while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But beware, there may be a Betty lurking around the virtual corner, ready to report your food-sharing shenanigans to the virtual manager. Will you stand up to her like a boss and make her cry virtual tears? Or will you apologize and keep the peace in this wacky virtual world?

Join now and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with drama, friendship, and of course, plenty of chicken! Who knew a Minecraft server could be so entertaining?

IceCreamNoLickZone

Alternative, annoyance, Boundaries, college friends, Communication, discomfort, Etiquette, friendship, hang out, healthy diet, ice cream, IceCreamNoLickZone, Mall, misunderstanding, Offering, personal space, sharing food, social norms, spat, Treat, Trust

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cool as ice cream, but without the drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chill time filled with epic adventures and no food-sharing drama.

Imagine a world where you can build towering ice cream castles and ride on flying ice cream cones. Our server is so sweet, even your friend on a “healthy diet” will want a lick!

Don’t be an AH like that friend, join our server where sharing is caring, but not when it comes to spit-filled ice cream. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CheesyRollUpClash

Boundaries, boyfriend girlfriend, cheesy roll-up, CheesyRollUpClash, Communication, communication in relationships, food etiquette, food preferences, Honesty, honesty in relationships, honesty vs. lying, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenarios, love, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sharing food, sharing food with partner, taco bell

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	747635
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

So picture this: you’re on your way back from Taco Bell, eagerly anticipating your cheesy roll-up. But wait, your girlfriend hits you with the ultimate hypothetical question: “Would you be mad if I ate your cheesy roll-up?” And you, being the cheese-loving warrior that you are, respond with a resounding “Yes.”

Now, this may seem like a simple question, but let me tell you, the drama that ensued was next level. She was all like, “Really, over a cheesy roll-up?” And you were just like, “Um, yeah, it’s MY cheesy roll-up, thank you very much.”

But fear not, my friend, for there is a place where cheesy roll-ups are abundant and drama-free. Join our Minecraft server and indulge in all the cheesy goodness you desire. No hypothetical questions about snack theft, just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a secret cheesy roll-up crafting recipe that will blow your mind. So come on over and let’s roll-up to victory together!

PizzaRage Minecraft Server

AITAH, Communication Issues, food etiquette, food sharing, football Sundays, frozen pizza, inconsiderate behavior, mad over pizza, mindful eating, Minecraft, peer pressure, pizza party, pizza portions, pizza preferences, pizza slices, pizza toppings, PizzaRage, relationship conflicts, Server, sharing food, snack choices, social dynamics

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3180	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

CraftyCookOff

Budget, Chef, Cooking, cooking expectations, cooking plans, CraftyCookOff, Dinner, fast food, Financial, Frustration, groceries, group dinner, love language, meal planning, meal portions, meal prep, meal sharing, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate dynamics, sharing food

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2141
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the roommate drama and cook up some virtual meals without any guilt! Our server is the perfect place for amateur chefs who want to express their love for cooking without having to share with ungrateful roommates.

Join us and create delicious virtual meals for yourself and your friends without worrying about someone mooching off your hard work. Our server is a safe haven for those who want to meal prep and save extra servings for later without feeling obligated to feed anyone else.

Forget about real-life financial struggles and enjoy cooking up a storm in our virtual world. Our server is the ultimate escape from roommates who rely on your cooking skills without making any effort to contribute.

So come join us and let your culinary creativity run wild in a world where you don’t have to worry about anyone else’s dinner plans but your own. Who needs real-life roommates when you have a Minecraft server full of food-loving friends?

HangryCraft

children’s needs, Communication, dietary restrictions, entitled, entitled behavior, entitled parent, family dinner, feeding children, food allergies, Gratitude, HangryCraft, Hospitality, last minute plans, Manners, mealtime, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, parenting, picky eater, sharing food, social etiquette, working mom

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Emeralds Found:	8598	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never go hungry like poor Ava did at Lisa’s house! Join us for epic adventures and delicious virtual feasts that will leave you satisfied and ready for more.

On our server, we have a rule that all players must eat at least three virtual meals a day to keep their hunger bar full. No more starving like poor Ava in the car ride home – here, everyone gets a seat at the virtual dinner table!

Don’t worry about picky eaters like Lisa either – our virtual chefs can whip up any dish you desire, from pixelated pizza to blocky burgers. And if you’re feeling extra hungry, join our exclusive “Midnight Snack” event where players compete to see who can eat the most virtual food in one sitting!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the food is plentiful, the adventures are endless, and the only thing you’ll be entitled to is a virtual feast fit for a blocky king or queen!

HangryRoomieStealsFood

apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

BeachBumBistro

aita, Beach, BeachBumBistro, Communication, cousin, family dynamics, family outing, family relationships, food preferences, food waste, kids meal, meal planning, meal sharing, meal to go, mealtime etiquette, not buying, picky eater, sandwich, sharing food, snack options, something to eat

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9123	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of picky eaters ruining your dining experience? Join our Minecraft server where we only serve virtual food that never goes to waste! No more sharing with ungrateful cousins who take a few bites and throw the rest away. Plus, our virtual snacks and sandwiches are always available for your enjoyment. Say goodbye to food waste and hello to endless feasts in our Minecraft world! Join now and feast like never before!

CupcakeCrafters

Community, cupcake decorations, cupcake flavors, cupcake toppings, CupcakeCrafters, cupcakes, dessert, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, internet culture, Manners, NSFW, online behavior, online discussions., reddit, sharing food, social media, social norms, virtual interactions

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Votes:	2711
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Join our server where we eat cupcakes like true champions! Our players have mastered the art of cupcake consumption, using only their minds and sheer willpower. Rumor has it, if you can eat a cupcake in under 10 seconds, you unlock special powers in-game. So come join us and show off your cupcake-eating skills – just don’t forget to wipe the frosting off your face before battling creepers!

MomRageCraft

AITAH, apologies, arguments, blowing up, cleaning up, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dynamics, Guilt, hiding money, immigrant household, insults, Lost Money, MomRageCraft, Mother, RESPONSIBILITY, silent treatment, snooping, strict household

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	3329	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of hiding your hard-earned Minecraft diamonds from your snoopy parents? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft server! Join us and hide your virtual riches in secret places that even the most determined parent couldn’t find.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, just like the time a player hid their enchanted sword in a chest at the bottom of the ocean, only to have a sneaky squid steal it and challenge them to a duel for its return.

And don’t worry about getting into arguments with your fellow players – our server is a drama-free zone! Unless, of course, you count the epic battles between players over who gets to claim the last block of obsidian for their fortress.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner!

BroMinecraftSMP: RedFlagDetectives

aggression, arrogance, BroMinecraftSMP, Competition, control issues, dishonesty, DISMISSED, Disrespect, ignored, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Masculinity, Men, Notice, red flags, RedFlagDetectives, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, warning signs, Women

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures! Like, one time, this dude built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds, and then another dude came and blew it up with TNT just for fun! It was wild, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. And get this, we all wear matching pink tutus and dance to Taylor Swift songs. It’s so random and hilarious, you won’t believe it!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a pet chicken named Gerald who can do backflips and solve complex math problems. Yeah, you heard me right. A math genius chicken. It’s insane, I know.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and chaotic Minecraft SMP server and experience all the craziness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #ChickenMathGeniusFTW🐔🤓

BlockBusters

blockbusters, Challenges, complex problems, complexities, demanding situations, Difficulties, Endurance, hard work, Hidden Challenges, mental toughness, misconceptions, Obstacles, perseverance, resilience, Struggles, tough tasks, tricky situations, underestimated, underestimated tasks, unexpected difficulties

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Enchantments Applied:	70
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464

Join our Minecraft server and find out what is a lot harder than people realize – finding a diamond in a pile of dirt? Nope. Surviving a creeper attack? Not even close. It’s actually trying to resist the urge to pet our adorable virtual llamas! These fluffy creatures are so irresistibly cute that players have been known to spend hours just cuddling them instead of building their virtual empires. But beware, these llamas have a mischievous side and may just lead you into a trap if you’re not careful. So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to resist the llama temptation!

Copycat Craftville

Admiration, Behavior, Copy, copycat, Craftville, Cultural, Curiosity, fascination, Imitation, influence, New Jersey, people, Perception, Phenomenon, Popular, Repetition, Social, society, Time, Today, trend, Unique

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Falling into the Void:	3

join our server becos it’s like the wild wild west but with creepers and pigs instead of cowboys and horses. we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night and the zombies are the bouncers.

also, we have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, and if you ride it backwards you get teleported to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds.

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil ender dragon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and be part of the only place where copying new jersey is actually cool.

Neanderthal Brain Boost – Minecraft Server

anthropology, Boost, Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive impact, Cognitive science, cognitive traits, DNA analysis, Evolution, genetic influence, genetic inheritance, genetic research, genetic variation, genetics, Human Behavior, human evolution, human genetics, Minecraft, modern human cognition, Neandertal DNA, neanderthal, Neanderthal ancestry, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	2866
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

lol, so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz we got neandertal DNA up in here! yah, u heard me right, we got caveman genes runnin’ wild in this server, makin’ ur brain do some funky stuff.

imagine buildin’ a house and suddenly u start thinkin’ in grunts and growls like a true neandertal. or maybe u start seein’ things in black and white cuz ur brain is like, “we goin’ retro, baby!”

join us for a wild ride of prehistoric proportions, where u never know what crazy ideas will pop into ur head next. plus, we got dinosaurs roam the land, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna see a t-rex tryin’ to mine some diamonds.

so come on over and let that neandertal DNA take u on a journey through time and craziness. who knows, maybe u’ll come out of it smarter or just a little more caveman-like. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

The Adventure Zone 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, career, comedy, Disappointment, Drama, fan favorite, friendship, Gaming, Girls, love, New game, Nostalgia, Passion, relationships, season 3, Sequel, slice of life, video games, Workplace, Zone

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Magic Items Found:	5527	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Animals Bred:	14

Yo, bro, forget about those girls! Join our Minecraft server instead! We got creepers blowing up like relationship drama, skeletons shooting arrows like Cupid on crack, and zombies chasing you like your ex after a breakup!

You’ll be so addicted, you won’t even remember those girls’ names. And who needs a 3rd season when you can have endless fun building, exploring, and surviving in our crazy world? Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional but lovable family.

So ditch the drama and join us for some epic Minecraft madness! Who needs love when you have diamonds, amirite?

FamilyEvictionCraft

eviction process, family betrayal, family conflict, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, FamilyEvictionCraft, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, financial responsibility, Inheritance, legal advice., legal rights, property disputes, property ownership, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Void Gems Collected:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Towns Built:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the craziness of real life by building your own virtual paradise.

Just like evicting toxic family members from your life, you can evict pesky creepers and zombies from your Minecraft world. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and create your own story without any interference from entitled family members.

And just like taking control of your own destiny, take control of your Minecraft world by becoming the ultimate ruler. Kick out any unwanted guests (looking at you, Endermen) and claim your rightful throne as the king or queen of your domain.

So come join us on our server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer – all without having to deal with any entitled family members trying to mooch off of you. See you in the Minecraft world, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of yourself!

IntelliCraft SMP: Big Brain Time

big, Brain, IntelliCraft, smp, Time

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Lol, bro, you wanna get smarter? Join our Minecraft SMP! We got all the brain-boosting activities you need, like building giant brain sculptures and solving redstone puzzles that will make you feel like Einstein on steroids. Plus, our resident genius villager will teach you how to speak in binary code and calculate the square root of a creeper’s explosion radius. Trust me, after spending some time on our server, you’ll be so smart that even the Ender Dragon will be asking for your help with its math homework. So what are you waiting for? Join now and level up your brain power to over 9000!

GovtVacayCraft

Coworkers, DEI hires, Diversity, equity, funny, Government, GovtVacayCraft, HOTLINE, HR complaint, humor, hypothetical scenario, inclusion, office culture, paid vacation, satire, US Govt, vacation time, Whistleblower, work, work environment, work-life balance

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the US Govt is just a phone call away from chaos! Imagine a world where every government employee dials the hotline and accuses their coworkers of being DEI hires. Suddenly, everyone is on a free paid vacation, leaving the country in a state of hilarious confusion.

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate government shutdown, where the only way to survive is by building epic fortresses and hiding from your DEI hire colleagues. Will you be able to navigate the chaos and emerge victorious in this wacky world of bureaucratic mayhem?

So come on down to our server and witness the madness unfold. Who knows, you might even discover a secret government conspiracy or two along the way. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even a vacation courtesy of your coworkers!

CrutchBatt Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Void Gems Collected:	39
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2736	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

lol so u kno how the russian military is always tryna show off how tuff they are? well, turns out they got a lil problem with their soldiers gettin hurt. so now they gotta put em in “crutch battalions” like they some kinda army of cripples or somethin.

if u wanna see some real tough guys who can still kick butt even with a crutch, then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got soldiers hoppin around and still slayin zombies like it aint no thang.

come join the fun and see if u got what it takes to survive in our crazy world where even the injured can be heroes! plus, we got free crutches for all new players, so u can fit right in with our army of badasses.

dont miss out on the action, join now and show off your skills in the most insane minecraft server ever!